So user, why have you not yet converted to Islam?

I like alcohol

Cringe.

I don't want to get involved with any religion i don't 100% believe in and so far no religion has really made me ''believe''

How is it cringe?
Many muslims to it here....

Can I still smoke weed if I convert?

No but you won't need weed after converting. You'll get high off praying to Allah.

Seems utterly ridiculous

What for though

Cause I left Islam and anglicized my name

I am not brown enough.

Too busy listening to this.
youtube.com/watch?v=nK1cFDV_LWg

Why are you still alive?
I thought the religion of peace killed apostate.

Left it and not going back

Left it after a crisis of faith, if i'm being honest i need that higher power of sorts to guide me and show me the way to whatever path it leads, because i am a lost soul waiting to be picked up

Sometimes, when I'm alone I do zikr, and read surahs or even chant Christian hymns like Psalms 135

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because im white and evropan

Just return then you dipshit

nah, I won't be true to myself since I disagree with a few points within it and not really into the communal feel of the religion
ideally, i'd like to be a celibate monk in a monestary or school, and just stay there and read until the end of my days

youtube.com/watch?v=ifllgTA2pmY

Listen to this

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Then believe in God and worship him at home but don't go to Mosque.
I'm Muslim but I don't go to Mosque because I really disagree with the people who go the one in my town. You don't have to go to Mosque to be religious.

i'll put it on my "watch later" i'm going to bed soon

based Salafist
but no really, I think I'll just leave religion behind and focus on myself

>disagree with the people who go the one in my town
Are they "extremists"?

>not enjoying a beer and cevapi after Friday prayers

aww man

no theyre moderates

I like pork, sea food, and not fasting for an entire month

>pork
thats not kosher, but then again so is my dick
open wide!

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never got this far
uhh..

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My dad used to import arak from the west bank and our entire extended family would get drunk after ramadan iftar

Why would I do that?

My Christian friend says that pork taste a bit chewy, so I don't know user.

Although I have taste pork by accident, still, I prefer cow/chicken over pork.

I can't believe in gods

Community feeling
The one true religion
It is Christianity 2.0 (all teachings of jesus, plus more)
You will get a free muslimah gf

What does pork taste like?

lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh

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Maybe it's different in Europe but Islam hardly exists over here so a yuromutt burger joining seems kinda cringe and will immediately get me on a terror watch list
I do want a hot levantine gf tho

It's a good source of fat nutritionally speaking. Otherwise, the taste isn't that great or amazing.

I want a white blue eyed muslima, if you cant offer me that I might as well convert to mormonism

Like beef, but depressed.

I don't want to have part of my dick chopped off.

this
I always tro eat beef or chicken instead, but gyros are damn good.

You're not missing anything.

There is no god but myself

based

hele fuckings europa er så fylt av cancer innvandrere at den eneste dansken jeg finner på 4kanalen på en hel dag er en jævla muslim.

turn all that anger into love and just kiss me bro

är du muslim/araber?

nej