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Learned something interesting today that 70% of Pakis in the UK come from a single small district in Pakistan called Mirpur, maybe this is why they're so atrocious here specifically

why yes, i am a virgin, how could you tell

is that herpes?

your walk

Ban buy to let mortgages or at least limit them to one per boomer

grim look at how happy she is she finally managed to kiss a lad, cant imagine the shame he must have felt when he see this sober

The ones I've meet from Canada are absolute lads

your virgin post

got to build your own house, although you are better off moving to canada or australia to do so

>this is genuinely enough to sway Scottish voters

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>he's never pulled a fat bird in desperation before the lights come on and the bouncers tell everyone to go

Would happily sling one up most of these Cameroonian birds

gf has kind of a big nose and so do i so i'm worried our children will look like jew freaks

love big noses on women

yeah thats where all the freaks from, remember some wealthy pakistani telling me this are all the people that everybody in pakistan hates

>moving to canada and australia to avoid the house price crisis

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ja glat *click* platty de virgin pon virgin skroy*pop*

living in london as a non-rich person is enough to make anyone a communist

actual communism would be an increase in living standards for them

couldn't even pull a fat bird lad
i am so socially isolated and alienated it's beyond a joke at this point
simply do not understand humans or reality

If it were that easy everyone would do that. Unfortunately the government own the land and youd have to ask them permission

what about your parents? might get lucky and inherit one of their noses instead

bit antisemitic

*pushes willy where willy won't go*

Buy to let mortgages are immoral.
They essentially give money to rich people to pull away housing that first time buyers could only just about afford as it is, removing the property from the buying market and making them rent it out

who this

Google reverse image search, motherfucker

government builds 250,000 council houses around the country

Wonder how many people in England will be English in 100 years
It's going to be interesting desu

I worked in London for five years, started out on £20k and left when I was on £30k. Most of that time I spent living in a series of flats in poor, 75%+ immigrant areas. Looking back I really wonder why I allowed myself to put up with it. Think my self-esteem was just in the dumps the entire time, and felt trapped since I had no family home to move back to.

>women talking about football
>women playing football
just screams muff diver desu

>buying or renting a home during a housing crises

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should get them connections

1laurenelizabeth on IG

housing in this country! pah!

doing some researching
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Diphenhydramine

Pretty sure you just convinced yourself that being able to say "I live in London" was worth it

100% obviously, just like it is right now

ban people getting mortgages just to rent them out to pay off the mortgage

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Ah yes
Ngubu and Rajesh
The most English people on the planet

Pissing absolutely everywhere in a public bathroom and laughing so hard I'm drooling

tried that

cheers lad

like wanking but get gassed from it

But why though

Cleaning the bedroom lads. Got any nifty tricks?

>If it were that easy everyone would do that.
well no because most people are lazy and want what others have instead of carving something out for themselves. Permission wouldnt be a problem and it would still be cheaper

Not really, as I didn't speak to anyone in those years beyond my family and strangers online. To be honest I don't even tell people now unless they ask about my past, as I know some will assume I was earning big bucks and lived a wild lifestyle or whatever.

you start farting?

>Unfortunately the government own the land and youd have to ask them permission
what's wrong with this?

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empty out the piss bottles. don't just toss them under the bed/in the wardrobe

wa la

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>moving to another place that has a housing crisis

wallah*

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dan has awoken

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Cram everything in a cupboard or under the bed

females

nah get tired

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only parts of those countries have housing crises, theres still loads of cheap land that you can build on which is far cheaper than buying some tiny home in the bog end of england

What colour are your girlfriend's eyes?

Oh no are the yanks walking up?

Housing market is obnoxiously expensive
Next generation has little money
By baby boomer muh free market logic it will even out (and probably will)

lad...........

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Why don't brits just move to some less developed countries like Croatia or the south of Italy and build a house there? Just find a job you can do at home like some it stuff and you're set.

As clear as air

Brown, sadly.

...

Bring housing back under public ownership.

*places my walking stick ahead of me as I steadily walk through the soft rolling hills and glens*
*I huff, stopping to catch my breath and look behind me to enjoy the view before taking a swig of water and continuing on my trek*
*a few hours pass until I walk up the designated hill*
*I look at you and stretch out my hand*
hi I'm a yank

i need my willy

It's rare to find jobs where you can work from home in Britain, and if you do have one of those jobs chances are you're already earning enough to be able afford a house in one of the pockets of relative comfort here in the UK, negating the need to move to Slovakia or whatever.

WOE BETIDE YOU

black and blue

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Not posting there because everyone will think I'm Russian, but the opposite is true in countries where you don't invoke instant seething - you get a lot of cultural cache and interest. Basically, if you're British abroad you get a powerful reaction, which not many countries can say.

irish sunglasses?

nowt wrong with that

radish > radius

dont post it etc etc

South China Brown™

youtube.com/watch?v=1OqndiCk_gI
choon

honestly can't remember, either green or blue or some combination thereof

is it any wonder

living in the middle of the desert of australia

poo's in the bum

Just woke up lads

im not gonna post the burger either because i dont want to risk a 3 day ban especially with tim being on the verge of being sectioned and i need to shitpost about it

dont you look in her eyes very often? find eyes sexy as fuck me, can pick up a lot of cues by the look in someones eyes