How should I behave in Spain to not be an annoying tourist?

How should I behave in Spain to not be an annoying tourist?

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“When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

The Spanish HATE tourists, so there is no actual way for you not to annoy them.

speak them in french, they love it and would want to practice it with you
say to them that you believe that cataluña should be an independent country, they mostly agree with you and invite you drinks for saying that

Easy, don't go to Spain.

Dumb approach. SPAIN IS YOUR COUNTRY NOW, and the Spaniards can't do anything about it.

Spaniard here. The best way to not be an annoying tourist is not being a british.

>I'm not like these other tourists. I always adapt to local customs. In fact, I hate tourists too, haha.

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this desu

we can always build more balconies tho

the Spanish love Iniesta
mimic his hairstyle and you'll be fine

And in here the best way to not being an annoying tourist is not being a spaniard.

Try to speak the language, even if your Spanish is bad, they'll appreciate the effort. Make sure to pack a few sombreros, you'll stand out if you're not wearing one. If your with your mates, you can always liven the place up by chanting OLE OLE OLE OLE! at 4 in the morning in residential areas. But be warned, if you're gonna be out and about in the early hours of the morning, you'll be perceived as a major buzzkill if you don't have a pair of maracas handy. You wouldn't believe how often the locals would approach me ready to start a racket with those things when I didn't even have any, I learned the hard way that it's basically considered a criminal offence over there. Lastly don't be a rude arsehole to their women and make sure to call every lady you cross 'Estus Bullas' or whatever it is

How would they know that you're a tourist? Don't you all look the same anyway?

Yes, good I am not a tourist. I just live in Germany, have a german job and have a german girlfriend and pay my german taxes for your future fucking Rente.

Buy a t-shirt like this. Everybody love the national flag especially in Catalonia and Basque Country.
N'oublie pas de crier "Arriba España" et "Viva Franco". Les espagnols vont t'aimer.
Bon voyage mon ami!

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"Franco" comes from France/francophone. These 2 sentences together "Arriba España" and "Viva Franco" is a popular expression to show friendship between the 2 countries.

>it is considered rude in Spain to say you love Spain
This is why you will never be anything but a beach resort

The Spanish are naturally lazy and complain non stop, even if you were perfect they still would even though their entire economy is based on British BULLS tourism

If you want to earn the Spaniards respect, you must act as they do.
Every appointment you make, arrive 30 minutes late, the workers will aswell
Be rude to everyone and constantly say dumb shit loudly, when confronted, act like its that guys fault
Always fall asleep after doing any little thing

>alcoholic, retarded, degenerated, suicidal british tourism

at least the suicidal part is good

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Kys

We are the best in the world at spoting tourists,its a neccesary skill you have to master if you want to avoid them

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