/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
warbirdminiatures.co.uk
ebay.co.uk
twitter.com
Shaggers only. No shagpass no entry
I'm hideously deformed am literally missing 4 fingers and clean preschools in the evening
Shops closed now so I can't by alcohol. I fucking hate sundays.
*flip my card at you while sauntering into the thread*
Are you serious?
Bought some metal straws yesterday
Doing my part for the environment
SCREAMING at that video
So what
I had sex 10 years ago. Not even a kiss since.
What's the stress for?
Mixed race gyal, black and white like a chess board
I'm thinking ahead more
Gave my old girl a pipe, now I'm exhaust
Yo, these guys don't want pies
That's what Z for
Riding with guns, my timin' is nuts
Pretty girl told me, "It's that time of the month"
So I turn my car 'round and went right to my drum
'Cause I ain't got time for no hugs
I have done 750ml of jack daniels with 5mg of etizolam and ended up in A&E
reckon 1L + 30mg of xanax would do it
never had sex
yes
What women would ever want to fuck me, if there was one, it would be a one in a million chance to find her
How many boys have you let cum in your ass and how many asses have you came in yourself?
3 and 11 here
No no no no you're wrong
You just have no mates
with a condom?
7
without?
none
prefer it when they shoot ropes down my throat t b h, whats the point of cumming inside if i cant feel it?
>being a faggot
what a dumb life decision
url has fuck in it lol
0
1 (you)
Never had sex. 26th Birthday coming in a week or so. Grim.
hes here
Bit of a disgusting thought that somewhere a puffs probably had a wank to you. That's why I just be as nasty as possible to them
Topping myself with TWO Nytol One a Nights
find this hard to believe
*if there were one
It's a hypothetical so it requires the subjunctive mood
have had multiple women finger themselves to pictures of me that i know of
Just asked on the secret poof discord. We confirmed nobody has ever wanked to you spotty virgin freak.
dont flatter yourself, uggo
Do you think the girl in work ever thinks about me
why's that then de lad
How about i Subjunct your jaw from your neck
Gays are disgusting
Cum guzzlers would wank to anything
most definitely not
what the fuck henry
Me 5 years ago
Wish I had died when I was born, I've had a miserable life
>prefer it when they shoot ropes down my throat
refuse to believe over 25 virgins exist
just cracked open a can of thatchers gold
Had sex just over a week ago
aye they should be put in camps where they can bum each other all they want, as long as they do it away from our kids
too fucking humid
lol they do and they're all in this thread posting about steam games
they don't
just sad cunts roleplaying as virgins even though they've obviously had at least a few shags
Saw some kind of pride festival when I was walking through town yesterday
Gayest shit I've ever seen
missing the fart noises 2 bhh
I require all my friends to turn their phones off when I am around precisely so they can't take pictures or videos of me. So no-one has ever had a wank, fingered themselves or anything to me unless they happen to track down either a pre-2011 now deleted account facebook photo of me, or a picture I posted on Jow Forums in 2013 when I was young and crazy. Other than that, I'm pretty sure there's no internet pics of me. I don't have any on facebook.
*bing bong*
Virgin freaks, please make your way to >>>/britfeel/, this is a shagger's general. I repeat, virgin freaks to >>>/britfeel/. Thank you.
HOOTING
My OKcupid profile has been liked 55 times in 3.5 years
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *braaap*
summer sales btw
I've shagged girls like this when I've been too steaming. Half the time you just cannot be arsed with the pelvic thrusts innit
Is this Deano?
you know they were fake fart noises made by the other lads aye?
Helo it seems like virgins are welcome here
That PornHub video from the last thread reminds me of a letter Machiavelli wrote about a similar sexual exploit he had in 1509.
Shut up ya little ripper
what the fuck is he doing? dreadful shagging technique
yes yes take a seat welcome welcum would u like to some tea? pls say yes
no you are mistaken
be gone
was a post-exams costume party
theme was "slutty subfusc"
i regret nothing
Watching surfing videos
my favourite bit in limmy's show was the bit where his gf would come into the room saying they should break up but then he'd be wearing an item of clothing that looked like an animal and she'd change her mind
God wills it
Calm down mrsnail4 you big bloated carb munching puff
vile freak
Imagine being able to make a loving off just putting together plane models and selling them
warbirdminiatures.co.uk
ebay.co.uk
>drinking on a Sunday
Can one even become any more animalistic?
love the mr mulvaney ones
any limerence man in
reckon if she was on top he would have died
Astoundingly grim
*living
>pretend to be a virgin
>income quadruple
thirsty lads are like women in how easy they are to manipulate
What's the longest flight you've been on and how did you cope
Fuck u on about? shes not even that fat
Not enough
*surreptitiously googles "subfusc"*
45 minutes to newcastle
nearly died
nothing wrong with drinking the blood of christ (vino) on a sunday
several poofters have had a wank to me; even had one print out a picture of my legs and tribute me
bit ridiculous in hindsight
Lol based Machiavelli but also gay for using such coarse language to describe people
8 hours to Entebbe
Got absolutely smashed and fell into a stupor
22 hours to Sydney with a stop over in Singapore. I coped fine because I'm a man.
I only judge a man based on what film he knows Tim Curry from
would kill for some chocolate rn but cba driving to the coop lads
wat do
Would snack on her flaps for hours ngl
Perfect body
Been getting quite upset recently that ive never had a gf, just have literally no confidence or know where to start
>shes not even that fat
Seeing so many fat people nowadays has skewed your perception
crack and heroin lads
Same. Feels absolutely hopeless. I am filled with sickening despair and dread.
only virgins do drugs
*if she were
She isn't on top. You are talking about a hypothetical situation, thus it requires the subjunctive mood
I've been to Vegas but there was a 4 hour layover in Newark. In terms of coping just watching movies and shit etc.
Ahh yes peter doherty the famous virgin