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I have never had a girlfriend, nor will I ever have one. Disgusting subhumans like me do not and should not have girlfriends.

I have hopes that 2020 will be my year, I will be moving away and will be around people my age for the first time since I turned 18.

So I guess 24, maybe 25
my cunt: flag

Based, look at these virgin gringos

Used goods

24 never

5 ; )
Problem is it was my only gf
(and I don't even know if you can call that a gf)

>Implying
Fucking normies, always showing off their girlfriends.

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28 years old.

4 or 5 for first "girlfriend"
15 for first proper one

>holland
>22
have had 4gfs since and now 24

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18

that sounds sad
6 months/gf

Because of the smell of dry cum

Why Jow Forums can't score gfs?

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t. 25 yo volcel

Gyno with 2cm nipples crippled my self confidence for the rest of my life

>animefaggot
>has had gfs
Bullshit

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14 years old

M-maybe 24 will finally be the year. I'm certainly feeling the need more than usual

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like 10, she was like 3 years older and used to kiss me a lot

Even less than 6 months/gf, but current gf I've had for a year. And hookedup at least 5 times with other girls.
cope harder incel, almost all my girls were japs too.

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7 for childhood and real actual at 16

Dated a girl for like 2 weeks when I was 17, before she went to Italy for the whole goddamn summer. She texted me in september when school started but I acted like a dick so we never met again.

20 yr old when I meet my bf

This, unironically.

When I was 6 there was this girl in class who enjoyed saying I was her bf and we walked around holding hands sometimes but that's just silly kid stuff
Anyway, at 14 I experienced falling in love for the first time and I popped her cherry 3 months later.

never have srs long relationship, just some datings

I was 3 and she was 4. We were together for 3 years and then she moved out. We were very mature for our ages and we did everything together, including some lewd stuff (as far as lewd stuff goes at this age). It was the only girlfriend I ever had. I had three more obvious chances during my life but I turned them all down. I'm charismatic and have no issues when interacting with women in a friendly manner but I'm absolutely clueless on how to deal with "that" kind of female attention when I finally do get it. The worst part is that women who push more with their advances despite my silly "lack of interest" are usually just straight up mentally ill.

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>flag
>mmmm sweet 17

i think i was 15/16, that was when i gave my first ki-kissu too.

16.... jesus fucking christ, ty for remind me again
I'm 24 now...

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Literally me, down to cute preschool gf.
I'm fucking retarded, every time I get obvious attention I default to friendzoning. Like some ridiculous anti-relationship defense mechanism. Then I regret it when the girl is gone.

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how do you hookup? Tinder? Or going on outings with your frens?

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang
Now he's gone, I don't know why
And 'till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

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I'm 19 and forever alone, my chad brother has fucked some 8/10 girl recently, he's 15.

25, never got one
Eat shit n*rmies

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Didn't try hard enough at 19, turned down another chance at 22. I'm 28 now, too.

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2 from tinder, 2 from interpals and 1 was a mistake I made while drunk.

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i don't even have enough confidence to use tinder........

England

24

I hope to propose next year

23 have been going out for 5 years

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She's so cute.

Get some normie/chad friends. I am too self conscious for tinder but my friends will invite girls they meet on tinder out and those girls will bring their friends and I've scored some hookups that way. Also the occasional true "pick up" from a bar, again only possible for me with a group of friends but still.

Making chad friends pays huge dividends, if they are truly successful with women they don't even get competitive with you and get more gratification out of helping you get girls than getting them themselves.

Girls on tinder are shit, it's better to meet girls trough friends prolly but I never did that.

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Nice, I am jelly. Do you plan to marry her?

my friends are incels like me though. How do I make normie friends?

Pick up some normie hobbies and meet people there? I don't know. I got lucky because my roommate was a normie and he just kind of integrated me into his normie social circle. I would say that's a good way to do it since roommates are pretty much forced to spend time with you so you will either end up as friends or hate each other.

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I was 21, pretty embarrassing

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Almost 14.

12, and somehow I'm a virgin now at 23

Why is her hat floating in the background?

>muh never have gf
then dont fucking reply

Does 12 count?
Otherwise it was 15 (same girl, never make that mistake).

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Yeah count, I had my first gf at age 11

older than 20

10

Yank on vacation
Currently a 33 year old wizard, so probably never

16

USA
19

>>how old were you when you got your first girlfriend?
I think i even had some chances back in highschool but i was too retarded to notice.

Godspeed. Your mana pool can only increase at this point.

23 and never had sex with her because I find her unattractive (in terms of sex)
Am I gay?

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Missed opportunity when I was 16.
First actual gf was last year, at 23.
Lost virginity in between.

>estonia
>14
but we didn't even kiss, does that count

same but USA

Never

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23. 30 now and married, kids and all that. I kind of made it.

Never had a gf but got a fiancee since 9 years old.

litetally this

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come to south América bro

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It depends.

My first """""""boyfriend"""""": 4 years old (in fact as he promised to marry me, he was even my fiance and he was from Poland as well so very Jow Forums related)
First ""boyfriend"": 9 years old
First "boyfriend": 13 years old
First boyfriend: 15 years old

Is how I count it

My first gf? 10, my first kiss?, 13, my first sex intercourse?, 15

In letrinoamerica it's uncommon being virgin even if you're a ugly bastard.

9

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16

I finally understand that fucking icon.
Now I want to plat WC3 again. Where did I put my CD?

hopefully when I'm 20

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12

10 or 11, i forgot

>tfw had a chance to get cute mulatta gf when i was 10 but didnt sinc I only liked white girls like low test faggot back then

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16. My dad was at 13. Seems we're both ahead of the curve around here.

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i'm 21 and i've never had a gf

>hopefully when I'm 20
keep telling yourself that and you'll soon say
>hopefully when I'm 25

when i was 17

My first what?

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10

>country
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>how old were you when you got your first girlfriend?

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never. heterosexual men should not have girlfriends. spending your time in the presence of the opposite sex is not a good use of your time and it also makes you very filthy.

we do not care what diseases you transfer to each other, stay away from me.