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Lately my go-to drunk activity is pissing all over a public restroom, pissing on all the toilet paper, in the paper towel dispenser etc. and just laughing like a lunatic, so hard I'm crying and drooling, red faced just pissing everywhere. I'm cracking up typing this

kind of want to plant the carrot

You're a fucking loser in every aspect of your life, the time for "empathy" is far past.

not my circus not my monkeys
git out of my christian minecraft server!

ok super spade

it'll take. Go for it

my post since last thread died
I guess that empathy is not an advantageous thing for everyone psychologically. It's not where their goals lie, so why have it? It is advantageous in this world to be desensitized to the suffering of others, after all.

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plant it up your ass

Nixon was pretty based desu

youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc&mode=related&search

protip: empathy is a genetic trait, which is why you see these absolute morons who are so single minded and stupid that ALL they consider in anything is "empathy and compassion."

Very stupid and produces abysmal results.

ugh im so fkn disgusting

no, I believe in a balance between truth and love, which produces the best results. not that you'd know anything about either.

Don't care what you believe, wasn't talking about you specifically, ya dunce

According to my parents (they're old enough to remember the whole Vietnam war) Nixon was actually a decent president if you overlook his paranoia and anything he had to do with the war.

>derank to almost the bottom rank
>I'm suddenly the best player every game

read this the other day
"love is to seek and to be sought"
thoughts?

Not true. Empathy is learned, though the neural pathways (?) that are tied to it can be influenced by heredity. I come from a family that's probably more empathetic than normal but I'm sensitive even by their standards. That's a good thing for a musician though.

that's touching

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best type of rope to hanging

porn pussy whips the man

23 minutes until i get eat bros
i can do it bros

Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.

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from my notes
>You need a ligature that's strong, but not too elastic. It doesn't have to be very long, 1 meter or more would be plenty. Neckties work well.
slipknots are easy to learn.
don't try it though. especially if someone discovers and 'helps' you, could leave you a vegetable the rest of your life.

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my biggest problem is that guy is wearing cargo pants like wtf year is it lmao

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I've returned

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>That's a good thing for a musician though.
*If you want to be a faggot like John Mayer

ftfy

Who's that? I work with classical music.

It didn’t just die, it was murdered, prematurely, by ME

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>don't try it though. especially if someone discovers and 'helps' you, could leave you a vegetable the rest of your life.
yee i know
im just scared the rope breaks

think you might be gay. post boyhole

This describes me too. I'm very sensitive to other people's problems, even when I'm told that they deserve it.

You're a woman with a weak father.

Reminder to STOP replying to ‘cideposters
(You)ing ‘cideposting begets more ‘cideposting

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Fridges with a bottom freezer > fridges with a top freezer

can't IMAGINE being so thin-skinned that I get upset by what a bunch of faggots are saying.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

...

gottteeeem hahaha

lolno I'm a man and I have a father who has always been present and active in my life

That’s not what he meant by weak

what's the point of making models static with no rigging? twitch.tv/leslyzerosix

ur dads a faggot

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Present and active doesn't mean he had a positive effect. If he is shit, as I suspect, then his presence is the reason you're a faggot.

Life may be an utterly difficult and at-times harsh thing but I believe that it's worth continuing once you have it. It can be such a massive undertaking to attempt rising above your circumstances, but it's possible. Sometimes I feel like I can't go on any longer, but then I remind myself that the way I feel now may not reflect how able-to-handle life I feel in the future.

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no friends

ever

*starts crying*

This is the gayest shit I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Did you copy-paste that out of Cosmo, faggot?

lol you're just an armchair psychoanalyst

nice advise NOT

youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0VfQl7tVo

Time for some motherfucking actionposting

*dabs*

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Bold and Brash? More like "Belongs in the trash!"

And you're a faggot from a broken home.

lol my family was eccentric but not broken at all

i am a faggot from a broken home

u ever fuck a man?

Keep coping, faggot.

how able-to-handle life I may feel in the future.*
There's a point where insensitivity becomes an obnoxious thing, just as sensitivity can be obnoxious past a certain point. I have doubts that you've ever undergone any serious-enough trials in your life that have enlightened you to the sufferings of this world.

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There are many manuals how to make a perfect desert eagle in zbrush or how to make a good car in zbrush with the sculpting. Who would do anything in a sculpt mode?

i mean, sculpting is the entire purpose of zbrush...

>trials in your life that have enlightened you to the sufferings of this world.

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im in the living room

with my mum

and im dying to tell her

god pls kill me

Just wrote a really good post and deleted it hahaha

I do this so much that for me /cum/ is almost more like a private diary lost to aether than regular 4channel social media (and that’s a good thing)

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just tell her you wanna suck cock like her

Never.

your mom gay

me too
stop being a pussy and do something with your life. forge your own destiny you worthless cunt.

families are trash anyway, especially if they're low IQ, then they only hold you back from your true potential.

suffering is a crucial step in maturity.

>families are trash anyway, especially if they're low IQ, then they only hold you back from your true potential.

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I don't mind if you post it desu. What is this general really aside from an IRC chatroom?

shut the fuck up if you dont nothing about my life

I know everything about your life, down to the stink that emanates from your feet. Who are you to tell me that I know nothing about your life? YOU know nothing about your own life.

>especially if they're low IQ
Ale clearly has a low IQ though so that's not very helpful advice, now is it?

IQ is hereditary u retard lmao

nice

This is your best gimmick yet

The thread's iq is very high right meow.

I'm a mothafuckin' schemer boy, I'm a dreamer boy
I love a girl that don't even fuckin' need a boy
Baby, I'm a beamer boy, I need a beamer, boy
I want a Z3, that's a two-seater, boy
Okay, I pull my cash out, shawty pass out
Take her ass out, then I spaz out

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>YOU know nothing about your own life.
This is the real reason ale wants to be a tranny, because deep down he knows he's stupid, incompetent and a born loser. So he thinks if he just becomes a girl, he can get a guy who will control his life for him.

meowdy purrdner

going for a swim and when I get back I hope this general is full of cat posts

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Based but Why??

lol

part of it is
also genetics dont mean "high iq + high iq = guranteed high iq offspring" or vice versa
faggot

just woke up

go back to sleep.

Are you helping your friends, Amerilads?

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welcome

me? yeah im low iq