/brit/

god i wish that were me

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first for virgins

Yeah again though go start your own party if you got the balls (you don't.)
I do but serve a higher purpose.

For me its Azula.

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GIWTWM

desperate to be killed

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cringe post good digits

Enough is enough. I put on a fresh pair of white underwear when I went to the gym. I've come back with a brown splotch on them. I can't have this happen. I wiped my arse so hard. I pulled hairs from my arse while I wiped. It clearly wasn't enough. I NEED to start de-hairing my arse crack to have any semblance of decency.

Got any tips on how to have a hair-free arse?

imagine living in a timeline where Boris Johnson has a realistic chance of being PM

Haruhi

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Investing in Cryptographic Ultra Money (CUM)

Heard Mikey is demanding reparations from Brad Pitt due to his performance in Snatch.

Wombwell Uk. Home.

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nostalgia wank to gianna michaels lads

Deontay is based as fuark

>wilder

hate the fact that there are shitskins with white names

Would drink beers with Mike-O no problem 2bqh, he's sound.

Imagine a timeline where willy bum poo

Do we know if this guy is still alive?

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The Times reporting Bojo has 6 weeks lads

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who here /love island/

I asked you a fucking question, Baconboy.

Is copyright infringement really a crime? Who gets hurt if zhang sells a few replica handbags to a willng consumer?

I mean if someone is buying a replica, they most likely weren't gonna buy the original anyway, so no sale has been lost.

Try to justify why this is illegal to me.

I

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>Pro-EU Tories
Disgraceful, should be paradox.

Not sure I asked

simply cant be bothered

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you wouldn't get served anywhere with a pikey

yeah

anyone know any good girl pornstars who don't have tattoos, don't do interracial, lesbian, or anal, and don't use profanity while they're getting fucked?

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you need to work on your shitting technique and maybe change your diet. also, when you wipe, don't pull your cheeks apart as you could be dragging shit out of your anus into the crack, which just mean more wiping.

Me mate Zhang never did such a thing you slanderous swine

>her reaction when you tell her that you're a professional gamer

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Men are more likely to be a victim of violence than women

100% sure I don't give a fuck.
Nah lad I really wouldn't.
Know lads a dozen times tougher than any pikey faggot and they don't want no problems with me.

yeah me

Just is. Someone with more money and power said illegal so it is. End of story.

Why yes I support Barnsley FC

bars and pubs literally don't serve pikeys

protecting intellectual property is valuable because it incentivises others to create inventions that are useful for society

only realistic solution left is revoking Article 50 and forgetting this whole thing happened

GIWTWM

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probably have to go amateur for that
minidiva and littlereislin on pornhub are good although I think the latter has small tats.

t. zhang facing down a court date

>"Written laws are like spiders’ webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful." - Anacharsis

Wondering whether to join in and post a pic of my willy too

I think you need to fuck off.

That means absolutely nothing to me, mate.
Pro Tip : Your little sheltered bubble of low tier British Isles hardmen is a bit of a joke.

I’d suck a succulent fart from her tight, pink anus.

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Things don't get better

dude just overturn democracy lmao

Not for you they won't.

I have some of that unironically

i grew up doing robberies, served 3 years from 15-18 got out n the lads i used to do robberies with had moved onto selling gear so i started selling coke got involved as soon as i could n ended up getting caught buying sim cards when my mate at the time had a gun in the car

got busted with 10 bags of powder and his gun both got 6 years, i got let out after 4 and now im 25 been prison free since lads

getting drunk and baitposting on /tv/ again

culture is free copyright is an illusion
you make music and try to make money off it? FUCK YOU, CULTURES FREE

got dissociative identity disorder lads

honestly not sure if i'm in my "main" personality right now

alri danelad

you in melvin, lachie, phimo or turt at the minute mate?

>279 police officers injured
Bruh

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Wasted youth

Fuck off, nignog.

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No you don't.

how did you get caught buying sim cards?

Should've injured more of them

Didn't ask

based Tories

aye i do

got like 4-5 personalities tbf

blog on you uninteresting cunt

brixley isnt a place you stupid dribbling idiotic fat american cunt

Niggers can't even live stream shootings right.
Saint Tarrant...he'll never be topped. If you top him you're literally god.

Mental how he had the gun pointed at her, and still could've walked away and no one would've known

yeh wont disagree mate but i grew up in the east end of london wasnt much for us to do, my mum was poor n it started off being a means to make money but to be fair i started enjoying the thrills more than the money

got so many mad stories from it to be fair that people tend to enjoy but defo not proud of my past

On my way to Brixley anyone want owt?

[X] Doubt.

nice larp

what endz you from

post brexit the scots and northern irish will probably gain independence

peckham

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Little Emmett baby hands so soft like his bald fat head

on my way to bromley

where is homealone

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in the remastered version that option is called "bad cop" tbf

newham

How many facebook friends you got

not the east end you mong

it's sunday

Chicago

Frankly my hands aren't soft at all.
Actually pretty calloused, including residually from lifting which is funny consider I haven't consistently in like a year.

which part

Bow E3

around 800

>brixley riots
hahahahahahaha

>Talking about a "personality" when they're not here

Great game. Enjoyed it a lot...pissed me off though because in the flesh I'm actually very good at telling when people are lying/putting on a front.