To the gays of Jow Forums

you're gay, user
get out the closet
I was gonna hide this thread but your post was showing

Argies are also faggot who have a dom fetish for the British to take their islands you dirty sub-paki bastard.

h-hi

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Faggots are different to gays, Argies are faggots.

But the other portuguese user said they want a finnish bf?!?!?
Sounds hot. I want to know more.

Being gay is secretly based. You get to have a partner you can have a real intellectual conversation with that actually enjoys sex and won't weaponize it against you.

i want portugal to use me meat toilet since i belong to him

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>meat toilet
What did they mean by this... >.

i'm a cock slave

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You want to be Portugal's personal pleasure station? Hot! :3

either western or southrn europe. nafris are hot but i wouldnt like the cultural baggage

i need to please master since he discovered me

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Northern Europe and Norway.
I like Norwegian boys :3

I need a cutie dutchboii in my life

Portugal first choice.
Japan second.

Scandinavia

i want a cute japanese bf too :3

Explain your choices :3

Hot, user! The colonization aspect to this turns me on alot.

They have manly features, tall and strong jaws handsome and classy

Why? :o

Finland is the only correct answer.

Russia, specifically Moscow or SPB

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Portugal is my eternal neighbour, we're joined by history and climate, and I happen to know for a fact that there are some cute boys there, also Portuguese is a nice language, and it's easy to understand for me as a Spaniard.

Japan has cute boys, I like the country, and they speak one of the sexiest languages on Earth.

My third choice would be Russia I think, I love their culture and language.

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OwO

yes :3

My own country because fuck long distance relationships
And also because italian boys are cute owo

South korea,japan or canada

East Asia, Japan. Because my significant other is from there.

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Canada

Eastern Africa

cute

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Get the fuck out of here faggots. Stay in your containment board

Scandinavia or the netherlands, they are tall, blond, and have cute accents.

nah

Gtfo faggot

Thanks.

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poo in the loo

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Northern Europe
Sweden

>they are tall, blond
that's a lie, most Norwegians, Danes and Dutchmen are brown haired

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I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALL YOU DEGENERATES

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Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
P O O...

Can you call me a tranny, it’s more accurate

feels bad that im from a country no one wants a bf from

may be due to the fact we still hang gays and all

this
/thread

Nice to see pajeets agreeing with each other.

I-I can be y-your bf user :3

Ireland :3

A Latin qt with a girthy one. Don't care which country

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All Scandinavian countries, Italy and Turkey.
Scandinavia because I like tall guys, Italy because they have the prettiest boys in the entire world and Turkey because Turkish is a beautiful language and Turks are all funny and cute.

oh forgot about the thread but because of this

lebanon. of course

enjoy your ban

UK

Czechia, Israel or east Germany. Civilized nations whose peoples seem to be tolerant yet not alienated sheep like the Westerners. The Southern Cone is worth considering too. Uruguay, Argentina and Chile are nicely open and close to us, specially the ones who live near the southern border such as me.

Hard choice.
Either Italian, Greek, Turk or Lebanese.
Med boys are the cutest.

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lmao based

To the gays of Jow Forums:

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Wtf why is this board so gay?

based

Someone who I can trust not to betray me and have a soul yet still be hot and willing to cuddle
So ukraine

based

based

based

kys

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>australia
>hyperborea
what?
hyperborea literally means beyond the north.
what?

none of that applies to me so

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To shit anywhere you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His balls are sweaty, knees weak, bowels are heavy
There's poo on his trousers already, maan's biryani
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
Where he sat down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his anus but the poo won't come out
He's constipated, how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes brevity
Oh, there goes Pajeet, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's roads
It don't matter, he's sick, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so backed-up that he knows, when he goes back to his call center, that's when its
Back to the Dell again yo, this whole crap city
He better tighten his sphincter in this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better loosen your bowels in the streets, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one break, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a work day

The shit's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This street is mine for the shitting
Make me king, as we move toward a, loo world order
A normal diet is borin', but super shitting's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows shit all over these streets its all on him
Coast to coast poos, he's known as the globeshitter
Filthy roads, Vishnu only knows, he's shat farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own wife-daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the Ganges water
His loos don't want him no mo, there's no sewer
They moved on to the next street that flows, he squat down and shat nada
So the shit opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on
PRT PRAP BRRAPPPP PRRT

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Northern europe, no contest

thanks for the tip, any city that you would recommend me for big germanic cock?

do americans really

I'm not gay but if I were, probably MENA just to offend Allah when I buttfuck his followers.

based

hunky hairy guy from brazil or from a MENA country

basic pasty white faggot taste

Any Asian country pretty much.

I'm not white or pasty, but I agree with that user's taste

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Why are American posters so based?

no bf to give a good night kiss

>'m not white or pasty
prove otherwise cunt

Whichever cunts that has bearded muscle daddy power bottom is fine by me. More meat more merrier 0w0

I like swarthy/brown/olive/dark/brunette men, dark hair and eyes. So men from Latin America, Southern Europe, North Africa, Middle East, South Asia and Polynesia. So top 15:

1. Turkey
2. Brazil
3. Argentina/Uruguay
4. Italy
5. Spain
6. Colombia
7. Lebanon
8. Pakistan
9. Greece
10. Portugal
11. Israel/Palestina
12. Iran
13. Venezuela
14. Algeria
15. Mexico

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Canada desu

Not a fag but if you just hate them for being homosexual, please take this advise:
Have sex

west europe
france

based

Eastern Europe

>Haiti
>Latin America

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Uhmm....Haiti is Latin American.

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