/Balt/

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leafanon are you born to estonian immigrants? you are in every /balt/ thread and always around in Jow Forums when there is /balt/ talk there

wish i was suomi

we iz brotha!

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Tervitused, my name is härra Ken

I'm a 27 year old Canadian Eestiphile (Estonia fan for you välismaalased). I drink Estonian alcohol purchased from Latvia and write code on my laptop and spend my days perfecting my craft and using superior Estonian software. (Skype, KaZaA, Teleglitch)

I train with my Mosin-Nagant every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through tiblas because it was designed by the Russian Empire and used by the Soviets so is vastly superior at containing the Slav hordes. I earned my gun license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Estonian fluently and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Estonian history and their vanasõnad, which I follow 100%

When I get my Estonian e-residency, I am moving to Tallinn to attend a prestigious school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a brewer for A. Le Coq!

I own several old BMWs and Ladas, which I drive around town. I want to get used to driving them before I move to Estonia, so I can fit in easier. I try to autistically ignore everyone in public like a true Finno-Ugric but all these uncultured Canadians do not pay me the same favour.

Wish me luck in Estonia!

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anyway, i’m french canadian if you wanted to know
you may also recognize me on /mu/ as the alice glass poster

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mongolian heavy metal music
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Doesn't matter if it's a holiday or a regular weekend, you'd do the same, so don't worry.

P.S. Just went to the festival party and gathered several joodiku beer bottles on the way back. After all, it's some additional income and an excuse not to waste time at home.

>BMWs and Ladas
What a mistake. Ruined the whole pasta.

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Estonians are Jewish, not baltic

You have superior knowledge about us, it's easy to mistake you for a local.

o-ok

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okay, mister suckartvelian

lmao where do you find this, r/asianmasculinity ?

Yes we probably are one of the Jewish tribes. That's why we use Israeli guns.

>Mosin-Nagant
Wtf I thought I'm the only one who's obsessed with it.
>I own several old BMWs and Ladas
Here you fucked up though.

>mistake
no youtube.com/watch?v=WqvP5XuGcrY

K98k and MG-42 is what we own.

>french canadian
Exotic and interesting
youtube.com/watch?v=p61xDwHcI4k

A French Canadian once sang, fluently, the song of the Estonian forest brothers
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>tfw all the other lithuanians are celebrating
>tfw im alone AND out of alcohol

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I wish when someone here tells you to have sex you would then have sex

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Alcohol is haram. Drink tea instead.
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>haram
You came to the wrong neighborhood mazafaka!

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who invited the american ?

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My father's side of the family is Lithuanian and my mother's side is African. That makes me half Lithuanian, brother!

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On your mother's side

>Something Mixed with a something mix
Pure blooded American

>Populaarsed nimed maakonna järgi
>Harjumaa Aleksandr Jelena
>Ida-Virumaa Vladimir Valentina

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This is all I can imagine when somebody mentions Latvia to me
Oh how I wish to visit the land of medieval peasants playing pipes in the bogland,

>We wuz Vytautas 'n Shiet!
actually, my mother's side is Czech but you are correct. Americans are a mixture of everything but we still segregate between white and black. The Spanish have a similar system with castizos, mestizos, and mulattos for mixed race and criollos / Iberians, Negros, and Ameri-Indian pure bloods.

Jelenad ja Valentinad on meite armukesed.

why can't americans just be americans why do you have to be all that 1/16th something

It's a land of contrasts n' shit.
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Song is about a guy riding to Prussia looking for a wife and girls making him a ''Junker'' - a privileged man BUT he says that he will get a wife in Courland. Patriotic, redpilled, against mixing and Latvian. Odd to hear kids sing it, but...

Just found out the guys name in a court decision who gave up some people. Everyone here are big gangsters but when they get locked up for 2 days for interrogation everything gets pumped out of them. Fucking faggot

Tell me more.
No clue what are you talking about, but I am intrigued nonetheless

>americans
American isn't an identity. We're nothing but Walmart, McDonald's, and Joel Osteen's Prosperity Gospel Christianity. Unless you adopt some weird Christianity like Mormonism or evangelical Baptists, America is spiritually dead. We're a materialistic society with a cheap culture tacked on desu

my brother :^)

Wrong
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So estonians are half finn, half latvian, right?

only finnish

Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars and Latvians are from Omicron Persei 8

no we are half japanese half german

Texas is filled with steers and queers, and niggers and spics too

It's more sophisticated than that, Latvians are Livonians who are an ancient Finnic tribe, just like Estonians and Finns. Finns are a Finnic tribe that got their language and culture from Estonia.

you've had 250 years to develope a separate, unique american identity. even austrians have developed a separate identity from germans in less than 70 years, so no excuses

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latvians arent livonians, just some last surviving livonias assimilated into them.

So latvians are actually part estonian? Interesting.

my family has only been in America for about 100 years. also, America used to be very WASP-y and opposed to other cultures so Italians and Poles tended to band together to preserve their culture in America

American culture is pioneer culture. Unfortunately some groups would prefer to strip that away and make us mindless consumer whores, for their own financial benefit.

>pioneer culture
Should we invade and colonize Canada or Mexico next?

They are part South Estonian, we could understand the dialects that used to be spoken in Riga. Finns proper (from the Turku area) speak an actual Estonian dialect.
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Theres a name and i looked up that names record in public record database here. Guy got arrested 2 months before they did and got only 2 years probation for selling to minors and selling in large quantities. Not once he told about it and now this guy is disappeared. I got fucked long before these people did, this place is full of snitches the drug police is so sophisticated here, they target people with lives and force them to do control purchases. Since they are so fucking retard with minimal OPSEC they either talk themselves out by acting smart and trying to out talk them or they just literally open their phone and get all whats needed. Now some more lives are fucked

All of the new world is our destiny to manifest, friend.

I hope once you invade Iran and get BTFO'd there america falls into deep isolationism and maybe developes some culture beyond mcdonalds desu

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McDonalds isn't culture. It is consumerism, which is the opposite of culture.

You know we would fall under russia then?

or we could get closer to eu

not going to happen

USA has different immigrant cultures..Amish,Cajun,Chicano,Polish,Mid west German... it's just hard to find ''exclusively AMERICAN'' culture in mixed country like that

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I dont want to get closer to EU, but NATO. EU is degeneracy, just look at western eu i dont want none of that shit here. Give us gibs but leave us out of that degeneracy like "afro-europeans" and these minor refugees, who are actually 18+ , that they are pushing. Jean Claude Juncker literally said that national states in Europe have no place

and desu Baltic, or atleast Estonia would be completely fucked too but we missed the bullet. At that time we had a liberal goverment and EU had plans to distribute the refugees between all member states, meaning that we would get like 5k refugees a year here, but Germany saved us and decided to take them all. If we would have been proposed to take them then our goverment would have probably accepted

>national states in Europe have no place
Lads Nationalism is what saved us from CCCP.
Now that cunt is trying to get rid of it?
They are pure evil.

If dubs i wont kill it

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this is 10/10

trips means you have to adopt it

trips, so it kill you

you got trips so now you have to have sex with it

Cate lives another day

oh no. Dubz

Kus elad

are lats the chaddest of the balts?

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Its just simple science

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My neighbor just crashed his car into his house. But hey it's the holidays.

>nolan filming ukraine scenes in estonia
>estonia scenes in ukraine
x-dddddd

yep... our country looks same shit like in Ukraine, some places even worse

>estonia looks like ukraine
kys slavshit

>what is lasnamäe, annelinn or literally any place in ida-viru

Talin is a shitty russkie town under north korean rule (mayor kung fu russian mafia 90s bombing guy is of north korean in heritage). Not even a joke. They don't even understand how russified they are, they speak half-russian slang.

ainult suuremad linnad on meil enam-vähem. mine käi ringi ja vaata mis seisus on meil alevid ja teised väiksemad linnad. nagu teisse riiki oleksid sattunud

>russian mafia rules Tallinn

The Unionized Lithuanian Tractor-Trafficker Syndicate rules Tallinn.

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why are Lithuanians so good at stealing cars

ei ole nad nii halvad midagi, võrdle ikka samas raskusklassis olevate riikidega

I remember LOLZY vid about Estonian Russian guy collecting bottles and having his own bench PINK...
How can I find the video?
Guy operated in old town and he had some nickname...

Because it's a dog eat dog world.
So you gotta be the Korean.

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YESSS.
It was Pirokunn ...I was searching for Piro Kun

I wanted to say
>russian mafia rules Tallinn
Pirokunn rules Tallinn

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