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just shower and iron your clothes bro

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mad how your entire life can be ruined if you choose the wrong degree

How can you expect an 18 year old to know enough about the jobs market/future career prospects to make an educated choice?

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yawn

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

>you'll be right
why is everyone australian nowadays

mum just sent me this

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ironed my non-uniform clothes for first time in life today tbf didnt take long but still doubt its necessary i mean like wear a polo shirt for 30 mins and its fine innit

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Haven’t got any education and I’m a chef

why don't homeless burgers all just head down to florida/california?

they literally freeze to death in the northern cities when there is nothing stopping them from just heading down to the warm states at little expense (a cheap bus ride) where they at least don't have to worry about dying from exposure

day 1 without the gf

I'd like kick her head in.

I'm not even an "incel" but it's mad how quick people are to deny how important looks are in dating/attraction

If you're less than 7/10, the best you can hope for is a partner that SETTLES for you, and you'll NEVER know the feeling of a woman lusting after you like she would for a top-tier male

how did you manage to go to japan and still come out a virgin?

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schiz is so involved he thinks someone talking about his family is some how linked to schizs character.. you need to take some time away from your computer

pikachu in detective pikachu is so cute j'adore

This is the duchess of Sussex, anything to say rorke?

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absolutely fucking based
fuck wessex
fuck britons
fuck christians
praise woden

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>Mercia
Got owned by Wessex, the Danes and eventually the Normans.

Everything women say about appearance/grooming/behavior is just code for "tall and handsome"

Smell good? Tall and handsome
Dress well? Tall and handsome
Funny? Tall and handsome

Women are the master rationalizers; they can convince themselves of ANYTHING so as to seem less shallow

whoever made this must have been so high on weed

Ok thats fine.
If thats the case why are you still talking about me?

wonder how itd be like to have a deaf gf

this isn't a thing

post yourselves lads

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know for a fact if i cut down from ~ 20 to 12 % bf i'd likely go from a 6 to a 8 / 10

alas i simply cannot put down the fork so it will never happen

>Jow Forumseddit

well san francisco, LA and seattle have massive homeless populations for that reason. i've seen it IRL it's mental. it's a classic pilgrimage west on the boxcars.

me and the gf

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>i'm not an incel but

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Just been outside and it's still light out there

Yeah that's what I thought duuuuuude.
Orbit harder.

Obsessed potato freak

rorke showing up to non-uniform day in his uniform

whisky used to be my favourite spirit but gone off it now prefer vodka
because lets be honest yes brandy and whisky are alright but you cant drink a lot of it; theyre simply too cloying
glass on its own yes thats nice but anything more than that no

no it isnt

DUDE SHRROONMS LMAO

Obsessed with niggers much?

Extremely impressed you can actually manage to pull a bird that looks like that. Reckon you're peaking.

self obsessed freak stop assuming everythings indirectly about you, paranoid schizophrenic simpleton

ktf way too fucking hard, just can't stop eating, never seen my abs, doubt i ever will

dude shrooms make you smarter bro it like totally changed my outlook on life bro im enlightened now

would post myself but there's too many benders in here
don't like the thought of freakoids spaffing over pictures of me

isn't Seattle cold af too though? its literally on the border with Canada

africa

Why do you think I'm talking about you?

He is a rapper

oldandrarewhisky.co.uk/products/mcallan-1946-select-reserve-52-years-old?variant=13789460561983¤cy=GBP&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqY7ajMSA4wIViArTCh3oFAC-EAYYAiABEgLcbPD_BwE

billy bargain think im going to cop a couple of bottles after work tomoz

you the lad who types ‘fuck off you cunt’ to everyone who replies to 190 too? based if so

Evening children, how's every little thing?

Hang it up you dumbshit

nice summers, winters not as cold as chicago or nyc

youtube.com/watch?v=o1Nq9zOE4J0

retard child. 190 does that to people who disagree with him. It’s him on user.

Spastic

room won't cool down

have posted this before but would LOVE to be a homeless person in silicon valley

would sit outside some expensive af apartments and intimidate all the soy tech billionaires when they leave, would also shit all over the place

#juneisforLGBTQ

I’ll give Emma my heart
If she gives me her fart

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What’s stopping you

might cop

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>whippet
party hard

>chad just autistically talks about lookism threads
>you spend 10 minutes thinking of an opening message
howling

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Girls like me lads. They used to come up to me all the time

Choices as an 18 year old

>don't go to uni, be poor forever
>go to uni, study something you enjoy, be poor forever
>go to uni, study an in demand degree, move to megacity, earn high salary but still live like a poor person

We're literally living in the feudal ages 2.0, we are the serfs and the billionaires are the lords

ok sorry didnt mean to cause confusion sorry again

It is weird considering as soon as you cross the border into Canada you see Igloos and Polar Bears everywhere

your entire life is decided long before you choose a degree for >95% of people tbqh

...

anyone else got an all or nothing personality?

every decision is binary, either I do it completely, or I don't do it at all

straight up tho i mean whoooaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiii who be spending £30000 on whisky i mean even bottles which are just £1000+ (lot of those) who does that i mean ye like you have a lot of money but there are so so so so many better things to spend a grand on

Heck yeah bro. It's probably possible but I prefer to face life with no filter
DUDE TRIPPY CHAKRAS LMAO

Girls like me too, lad. Thoroughly enjoy how it irritates weaker men.

yep
mental how the structure of your brain and jaw basically determine 90+% of your life

*raids you*

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looks like a DMT trip without the colours
And I fucked it up by getting mentally ill during uni. Can't even go back unless I pay it full

Should be preppin'

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making a chadfish tinder was the most psychologically damaging thing i've ever done

Increased matches/responses were expected, but the actual level of increased matches/responses just blows you away, it's insane

The worst part is, is that using tinder as a male chad, is akin to using tinder as an average female, no wonder they're so fucked up

attracted to her
youtube.com/watch?v=gv6meq8AJ7k

Who fucking cares

you missed one
>sell drugs
>launder money
>minimum responsibility
>take off all the time you like

IvE gOt FaNnY fLuTtErS

Ukip Wales Gang

You lads see Love Island? Haha poor Tom the tit

casting couch ASMR (you're getting a dicking)

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I'm coming home.

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always think someone on the internet is nice and doing something to be helpful and social
then they ask for money and i realise no.

What's a Churchill?

Listening to Joy Division lads