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i dream of such clean poops

shut up BIGOT
it's PRIDE MONTH

wow. speechless. quite possibly the finest I've ever seen. certainly haven't seen anything match that length.

dinner: three eggs scrambled with jalopenos, onion, and sweet corn. along with five strips of bacon. desert, a chunk of dark chocolate (85% cocoa).

>jaw-lo-peen-os

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need a steady supply of cheap squid tentacles desu

>they want my system information to let me MAYBE beta test halo
Guess I have to wait for it to come out. This is gay.

What could they possibly do with your system information other than gauging how the game runs on rigs similar to yours user

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i had to submit my system information to beta test Age of Conan in 2007
the absolute NERVE!!!!

kek

How's everyone doing?

Don't know or care, not letting them have it. Incompetent feminist faggots took 40 minutes to send me an email, I don't trust them.

What the hell?

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Hi, how's it going?

the more ya know

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>worcester-shigher

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>i dream of poops
weird

you're the one who posted it asshole

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now that's informative

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Pretty good, yourself?

read about some guy who "donated" (sold) his poops to some medical company for intestinal bacteria transplants or whatever because his poops were exemplary.
mine are too and i want in.

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imagine having someone else's poop placed inside your butt

"shitty" thread

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>tfw the saliva in your mouth is from poop in your butt rn

not long ago I had either food poisoning or the stomach flu and after about five days my shits were totally beige colored, like a tan crayon. Thought I might die tb.h

the only thing holding back my cooking is the freshness of the produce

I've had this. I figured I exhausted my bile stores so the boys couldn't slap the final coat on for that rich colour.

why are you namefagging as a road

cake anyone?

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Do you realize that was almost a verbatim quote by Penn Jillette, a staunch atheist? He had this spirtual insight because he thinks about these things. Although he doesn't believe, at least he doesn't ignore.

hate fondant

shhh

fucking just signed up for deals from arby's, email and text, now the bastards are just sitting back laughing at my real name, phone number, and primary email address and NOT sending me deals

live and learn, kid.

>death to judeo-christian values edition
Yikes also "judeo christian" is a nonsense term fyi

>tfw stayed home today
>tfw no bf to take me to pride

should've known better. arby's clearly doesn't need to stoop to coupons and deals.

I've never even seen a google result like this what is going on lol

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zero sympathy. you've got the loaded gun, the barrel is right in front of you, and it contains a writhing, slippery mass of gay fish.

i'm awake.
youtube.com/watch?v=XCnI_wpcTEs

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Wonder what he said

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what are Quebecois girls like?

I do not blame you for hating Christian values, given you are the OP. Natural men are God’s enemies, and no wonder because the world is awful. The world you see around you lacks God, that is why it's so awful. You know nothing about God, yet you hate him.
“The carnal mind is enmity against God,” Rom. 8:7.
"yet from what they (sinners) hear they of him, and from what is manifest by the light of nature, they do not like him (God)."

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says right there, "hude"

bags of sand

what does it mean?

"Yeah!"

put the ol ACs in

pretty sure arby's is a front for coca cola's dirty money

ace combat? nice
mobius 1, fox two!

That's not an unhealthy dinner.

t. Ahmed al-Saladin Muhammad Imran Takbirallah Allahu Snackbar al-Somali

>That's not an unhealthy dinner.

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I used to drive across this street a lot when I'm traveling around Halifax.

lol what do you have for dinner?

my superpower would be to woo a beautiful, rich quebecette and be accepted by her rich quebecois family and greater quebecois society as an honorary pea soup eater extraordinaire. we'd then live happily ever after in that huge hotel thing in quebec city.

>tfw it will never happen

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which one of your funtime buddies stole my bike from yerba buena park during sf pride 2013?

i had a dream i was suddenly fat and it scared the shit out of me. gonna go for a run and not eat dinner.

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5 spoonfuls of protein powder and a gallon of water

This?

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Not to be confused with this fella.

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she looks like she eats flaming hot cheetos

hmm, not quite...

is that one of your yoshimans?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What race is she?

My maybe-gf was about to not go to her best friends birthday party so we could hang out

lol, "no"

What?

not seeing why she didn't invite you desu

She did (it’s tomorrow)

have eaten one(1) old-fashioned donut today. washed it down w/ viet iced coffee.

Gained several pounds over the last week or so as a result of not being able to shit
Just lost all of that weight

what are you gonna wear

She spends almost all her time on snapchat so this is significant

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Sure is.
nintendo.fandom.com/wiki/Koopalings

no pics? disappointed in you.

Clothes

based. was it like there was one big boulder damming things up and the pressure got to be so great that it rocketed into the bowl propelled by a torrent of filth?

Yes my anus is still sore from passing it

>based

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I have these weird rug burn marks on my thighs

why is everyone in canada from the balkans

>Larry Utéck

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probably fungal