Tfw no Jow Forums gf

>tfw no Jow Forums gf

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>tfw no /out/ gf

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I WANT TO FUCK
AND SUCK
AND FUCK
AND SUCK
AND LALALALALALALA DELICIOUS MILKY MILKY SUCK SUCK SUCK MOMMY OH GOD YES

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This seems very uncomfy for /out/ tbqh
But I guess on the other part the man gets portable pillows

>tfw no /mu/ gf

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iirc she's an aspie and her muslim parents dont let her go with a guy, but she's gonna feed a mountain lion for months.

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I'm an Jow Forums, /out/ and /mu/ girl

Would you anons please go out irl and take the grills instead of grumbling here? Thanks

post pics and we'll judge

Nope

White grills are hard to approach...

It wasnt a question, post pics

>tfw no brit virgin gf

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>you will never get Jow Forums bf because all of them are gay
At least I finally live in my yaoi phantasy

Are you that ugly Arab looking hooked nsoed bitch with shitty nappy hair?

Lmao! What a CHAD.

That's me babe, go take the good looking ones if you're not afraid

>virgin
>tits clearly visible

>have to spend money to take girls out
>have to spend gasoline and weed or alcohol and weed
>have to deplete the rest of my arsenal of drugs
>have to lie non-stop in order to maintain my persona
>have to pretend to care about their childish opinions about anything and everything
I'd be a millionaire and a shao lin monk if it wasn't for muh dick
Also tubes of anti-fungal balm...

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she looks like she fucks black guys

Perfect Milkers
>tfw no gf

>/mu/
yuck what an awful board and I say this as someone that plays instruments

post her pics if u got em

i want a sweet brown gf but i will never make the effort to acquire one

post tiddies and come to croatia this summer honey

>tfw no Jow Forums bf

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I'm sorry dating in Bulgaria is such a pain.. anti fungal, even? I think it's anti feminist to assume men would pay you everything. Smart men I have met maybe pay the first drink for tradition but don't fear their masculinity for being carried by me driving or such stuff
I don't use it much, nor I like much anons of /out/. Though it's what I like. I could have added /his/, /sci/ and /ck/ but the latter really sucks. btw am pretty confident to say I have a taste in mu.

Wow that only happen one time

I mostly go out at night because is less hot, but there are not that many girls on those hours.
It's also a bit hard for an ugly autist like me, but I don't give up.
What I do is to create an image of what the girl would be like, so I just post here and there.
Agree. I'm making them angry while pretending to be a boomer. So easy to troll them...

>btw am pretty confident to say I have a taste in mu
What's the last full lenght album you listened?

Do you like childs?

Slag you mean

the amount of faggot ass gatekeeping /mu/ does and the sacred cows they create make me hate them. If tumblr and twitter had a board, it’d be /mu/ except they’d probably love that bald homo instead of hating him...maybe

My field of work/study is history and /his/ is an awful board.
most boards on Jow Forums are worthless if they’re an interest related board and I’ve had more thought provoking conversations on Jow Forums than I ever did on /his/

How so there are few girls by night?
Waterfall by Herbie Hancock fresh fresh

That's y i'm in int
My field is his as well, what do you do specifically as an area/period?

>homosexual in Russia
Yaiks

Russia is GAY

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>ywn be white enough to pander to cute chilean Jow Forums girls

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Yeah, I absolutely hate all the twitter/ tumblr fags. They bring politics into everything, then call you a fascist for liking Magma. At least Jow Forumsacks are entertaining...
Also, lots of plebbitors lost in there. They contribute with nothing interesting to the general topic, just jerk off other lost plebbitors with their shitty taste.
I have better music discussion on Jow Forums. Our general is definitely great for discussing music, for example.
Haven't seen that much in my town at late hours, to be honest...

*Russia is beating up Gays

You gotta go earlier once and convince one to linger for some good reason

My uni allowed me to choose a perspective instead of a period, so it’s essentially world civ during the revolutionary periods — communist/fascist/spiritual revolutionary periods, so it includes Asia as well like India under British rule and Japan during its ultra nationalist periods
Currently I’m more focused on the Baltics/Russian Empire during the fall of the romanovs and the rise of the communist revolution period...I enjoy(I don’t know if that’s a good word in context) learning about the struggles ordinary people went through during this period

can’t say it was never awful. I just didn’t see it as bad as I do now in maybe 2012, but I was still in high school so I was pretty ignorant to their shit
they bring their redditor habits over to the board and fuck it all up with that gay

That is cool! I agree common people perspectives are less fashioned and cool about key changing moments. I understand wym, I like colonialism topics for several reasons

My English is going poor, I beg pardon

Really difficult to do the lingering part, but I got dubs in a thread, meaning that I'll get a qt gf, so I feel rather good.
I feel the same, though I came there in 2015. I know, worse than being a newfag, but it was a bit better, as much as I recall.
At least you didn't have trannies denying their obvious mental illnesses or an entire board posting about a hip hop album...

ok fag

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Why do you beta cucks want a gf so bad? Do you really think your life will improve because you now have some boring whore with no hobbies in your life?

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>tfw no team mini gf

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Ahah you def will, i'm acknowledged about you enough to tell

Thank you, thank you very much!
Good words to hear at this moment. You gave me a lot of hope for the future.

No worries, you’re good, I understand.
Yeah that’s why I like to read about them but a lot of people I’m surrounded by in my field are trying to look through things from a “Marxist lens” and they are getting more funding for their shit than just unbiased perspectives like what I’m trying to do, because our work is bland and uninteresting or some shit
Ordinary people’s perspectives deserve attention

yeah I haven’t been on in a year or more but I heard they occasionally have faces of threads that are filled with trans
essentially /soc/ with smug music tastes

>Would you anons please go out irl and take the grills instead of grumbling here? Thanks
"No"

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I hate desperate virgins.

Based user. I agree. Studying royal Egypt. tombs atm, for fucks sake how I think trades and agriculture would be more interesting than speculating bout beliefs.
I'm sorry this board gets interesting always late in my day, guess I'm one of those girls like romanian's, going to bed early

is her hobby sucking my peenor™?

That's a based hobby

Yes, actually. That's the only hobby women are capable of having because they're not actually interested in anything else. Just jack off and stop being such a thirsty virgin.

Listener to a couple songs and honestly it looks like you use good taste and peculiar taste indistinguishably.
Try listening to Julia Holter. Now that's more good than peculiar.

come get on this dick then bitch.

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good stuff itali-user.
yeah they want to box things within a shitty ideological perspective like any other perspective instead of just looking at things for how they are
sweet dreams

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Quite that, though their taste is usually terrible and have no reasons to brag about.

What does that even mean? Herbie Hancock peculiar? Just one of the most famous jazz musicians ever

Is this board just r9k?

Thanks americanon, have a good evening

Thats a weak load

>get called an incel
>it makes me irrationally angry at myself for still being a virgin at age 21
>know the poster isn't even a tranny or leftist, just some shitposter
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this?

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have sex.

fake there are no female robots.
you goys are making me depressed.
I have autism and constantly sperg out when talking to people.
I'll never have big tiddy gf
I saw a hot black girl at the gym today but my autism prevented me from even saying anything.
my hobby is collecting rare tarantula species. I sadly don't have any pairs yet to breed.
:(
>tfw can't yet breed my rare tarantulas

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I lost virginity older than that. Relax

____ ___.

gf comes when you dont care

that’s cause you care too much and you’re letting your virginity status define you
it’s some words on a screen

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Fuck off.

My dad is pressuring me too. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general. I can't even blame him for raising me incorrectly because my older brother plays football at a D1 school while majoring in mechanical engineering. He even started calling me "Virgy" in public instead of referring to me by my real name.

you should shoot your dad.
[spoiler]and have sex[/spoiler]

2016?

Why did you not saved her, user?

i hope your name is virgil

your dad is a dudebro faggot and American sports culture is incredibly toxic, especially for insecure men whose life seems to revolve around it, like your pops
t. Someone whose family is super involved in the military and baseball

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Yes. Peculiar. Nobody listens to jazz.

based dad

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Am I the only actual girl around here?

theres an aussie girl that posts herself pissing a lot

nice

show bobs bitch

Don't get me wrong. I think your dad is based for teasing you but also a huge dumbass for basically mocking something he helped to create.
Everytime a father spit at his son he spits at himself.
My recommendation would be for you to have sex.