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LOVE donating to beggars on the street Edition

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Feel sick

*...waits for your body to stop twitching*

wristband my man
you gotta have a wristband

cheer up mate

I am man from Camden town
My hair is curly but I gel it down
My clothes are black but my bread is brown
I'm really into early Motown

I like putting shit like 2p in their cups whilst looking away from them in disgust

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Until the Conservative Party, which represents the British bourgeoisie and is thus ideologically and economically wedded to the European Union, is liquidated, the British masses will never get to leave the EU cartel as they demanded 3 years ago.

is dave in?

anime

love stealing from them even more

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*releases the pressure*

Don't know 2bh, I just go off what the dealers at work sell.

you're an idiot

if you want to be smart you don't give them money

if you want to be radcen you take their money

you look like some famous person but i can't really recall

I was wondering, lads. Do you remember the smeg me arse gimmick?

*looks apologetic*
sorry mate, no cash - only card on me
*walk past the vagrant with my pockets jingling with change*

>dj pissface
hooooooly

Who's asking

Sucked a nigger just now

important reminder to never waste your money on coke

>live in chicago
>black homeless lady who is in downtown and likes to sing songs about people walking by
>she is funny
>winter is coming and notice her coat is shit
>bring her this really badass huge nice coat that i dont wear
>see her wearing it for the rest of winter every time i pass by while going to work
>she would see me and smile and wave and sing "THE GREEEATT MAN THE LOVELY MANNN"

id give her coffee and mcdonalds and some $$$$ atleast once a week. hope she is doing okay i havnt seen her in a year :(

And then I said “That’s not a barmcake, that’s my wife!”

I love her and she loves me.

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Rate my custom shepard lads

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get help, virgin freak!

unironically get Dustin Hoffman quite a bit

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My bad butter fingers

Sounds about right.

2bh whenever my pet rock does coke they always do it with valium at the same time so they don't have any of the waves of sadness coke brings

its a pretty lit combo and would recommend it

also

fuck mdma

that shit is poison for the brain, my pet rock knows that now.

Think you'll find its called a teacake.

I'd let him fuck my wife. Yeah

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Terrible. Default male shep is based.

Why didn't you take her home and get a daily gobby for rent?

who is she? she's a literal angel

Would you like to do sexy time with this girl?

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1laurenelizabeth on ig

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>big nose
Dropped

janny!?!?

Got 6 mosquito bites last night, wonder if we'll hit double figures tonight!

i dont want my gf to have to deal with TWO heroin addicts in the house.

big boys comin with the big trucks

janny he's posting chebs

>garter belt and no stockings
dozey bint

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get infuriated when i hear britons say the word "brit"

N-no

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he's a poundshop enoch powell and i think we've gotta watch him!

I want To breed her, please.

corr love me a southern petal

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state your endz blud

Too tall and thin 2bh, and I think that's a bloke anyway.

Mopidicks. Best shit out there

peng ting coming through

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If you overdose it and too often then MDMA gets shit. I haven't taken it in 2 years so I don't really know if it would be as good as the first time if I started again

Actually bothered to wear the ol' casio f-91w today.
Really ties the terror wave thing together. I think the dogwhistle works as well.

My heart yearns for a big bosomed Barnsley lass

lol

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since we're on that topic.. how to destroy them before i go to sleep?

le funi banane

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>do you want people to have another reason to hate you?

Doing a think, lads

*braaap *prftftt

Oooof, the bait is strong.

What about sexy time with this girl?

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janny i can see a nip

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r/Asianmasculinity is here

lads

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Mental innit. Either he is rich as, or a literal beta bux. Refuse to believe he could tame that body in any other way.
They're always around the ceiling so i flick them with a towel like we did to fat kids at school. Or just take the bites like a man and pray for winter.

Saving up to buy an hour of playtime with my streamerfu on overwatch

If you have no kids you're a genetic failure. First to break the unbroken chain of life since life on Earth began. You literally failed when no one else before you failed. Millions of people, tens of thousands of generations... only you failed out of all of them going back to the very first life on Earth.

Baffling

generic depiction of a beauty in my brain

Whats his name again?

Absolute goddess

Gf has slept with a lot of men before me so I’m cheating on her as punishment

my pet rock doesnt want to be that guy who's like omg they've done so much drugs, but really, at this point now, they are so sorry for the lecture but...

mdma really really really depends on the person, my pet rock found mandy at it's best during the 4th-15th time of taking because was a more controlled high and was able to be theirself.

after that my pet rock was getting cunted on it to achieve that high which could still be achieved but was doing too much because haha lads lads lads lets get fucked up.

on a real note, if you're one of them sorts who only enjoyed mandy the first few times then you've got nothing to worry about drugs because you're clearly just using it to feel something rather than be something.

((()))

it's a bit mad that we poo out of our bums every day lads

Fuck it countrys gone to shite anyway

corrrr imagine shoving your cock in that snatch

Imagine having kids LOL

grim

guess they will be feasting on me tonight then

Seen this post before why post it

???

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Probably not, don't even enjoy sex 2bh

Imagine dropping your drawers in the middle of the road, squatting down and taking a shit right out in public.

The absolute STATE of Indians.

Big true. Only reason to live is to pass on genes, name, heritage and to have people remember you when you're worm food.

What about this girl if she weeped on your bollocks?

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