/brit/

Chas was based. SEETHING cunt wife that campaigned for memey causes and COPED by having an affair with a brown person

It doesn't matter who you are or where you are. You're not going do anything so you might as well shut up about it.

my widowed uncle's remarried with a divorced woman, and I visited their new house today. they've got pics up of their respective kids, her half-brown kids (I'm guessing with an Indian ex-husband?) in one picture frame, and my blonde haired blue eyed cousins in another picture frame
startling contrast when I saw the two photos next to each other

HELLO ALL
Been trying to post this for FIVE MINUTES

remember when schizo said he was booking a flight to Wakefield before shitting his pants and backing down and saying n-no y-you come to me

fucking coward lmao

had a little girl calling me daddy right in front of her mom today lads
twas awkward

Good morning lads.

neither are you, so you shut up

afternoon

been trying to upload this for 5 mins fuck sake jannny

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hello mate how are things

The absolute state of British politics

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I'm on a mission to find the best bum in Leeds

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left's a good shout

bit strange mate

youtube.com/watch?v=btCKtQmN49w

sister just text me this

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why's that

Head around the university and headingley - if its summer you'll see a lot of slags

having a mild to intermediate think

Imagine stinking rotten diarrhoea pouring out of her anus

No Canadian would stand a chance in Wakey against any fighting man. Simple as.

I will

Imagine stinking rotten diarrhoea pouring out of her anus

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you people are fucking weird

The North is a desolate wasteland

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Imagine stinking rotten diarrhoea pouring out of her anus

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Hunt isn't going to be Prime Minister

that's none of their business

Boris is a cunt. but Jeremy Hunt is such a weasel, sneaky arse-licking turd who shouldn't even be in this leadership contest seeing as the robotic prat is a remainer

It has soul and character. Unlike your little Southern ant cities and shoebox houses that hipsters and essex slags take a 75 year mortgage out on. End of.

10-4

Based

*had

the worst Foreign Secretary in British history is to face off against the worst Health Secretary in British history, having vanquished the worst Education Secretary in British history in the battle to succeed the two worst Prime Ministers in British history

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One close ally said that the fuss over the row would blow over but polls suggesting that Mr Hunt would perform better than Mr Johnson in a general election could turn the race.

A poll carried out after the row was revealed suggested that Mr Johnson’s lead over Mr Hunt among Tory voters had dropped by more than half while among the general electorate he had slipped into second place. The Survation survey put Mr Johnson at 29 per cent among all voters, down from 36 per cent, and Mr Hunt at 32 per cent, up from 28 per cent.

There's also a tremendous gay scene in Manchester apparently, if that's a bit more up your...ahm...alley.

I watch these each month
youtube.com/watch?v=yB81Sxh9Kys

Hunt is also the worst Culture Secretary in history too.

Get a life virgin

>mention Wakefield
>schizo immediately leaves the thread
every time lmao the sheer mention of wahey strikes fear into this coward

There's literally a large gaping anus on /brit/ and what looks like a housefly perched on the fella's perineum.

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can we just keep mummy may
don't like any of the alternatives

I heard through the grape vine that its sort of agreed upon I'm not to be touched.
A very gentle, friendly reminder...that I'm not bound by the same obligation.

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Just smashed a pasty

*surreptitiously googles perineum*

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Ah yes, quite.
*stealthily googles serruptitiously*

I want to lick Emma Watson’s clitoris.

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don't be nasty

HEY, what are you doing

twitter.com/SwearingSport/status/1142869588960567304

*dozes off*

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What a waste. Next time eat it instead.

28 years of disappointment & failure tomorrow lads.

don't know
issues at home i assume

At least it's not 29, Brucey x

just a battery for hire with the guitar fire
ready and aimed at you

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Here's to many more *holds up pint*

love cats myself

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mad the way british men conquered half the globe and fucked untold amounts of savages and then made their lives better and we dont go on about it 24 hours a day if it was any other country on earth its all you would ever hear from them but because its us we should be ashamed of it fucking joke mate anyway heres the bus

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I am not fucking playing with you, dawg.
I am not fucking playing.

>user, what do you want for your birthday virgin?

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>made their lives better
Delusional freak

Its 2019 and Brits STILL have a monarchy? Absolutely baffling haha

get back in your box you horrid slav youre literally an inch away from being a dwarf but your sister would get it your mum and dad should get an award from canada for breeding that

You could easily shag in 2 years
2 days even

just scranned 5 alpen bars, they were supposed to be for tomorrow ffs

Damn thing still has £10 in it.

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Oooft you bought tulips bro

I'm not talking to you.
Reading this horrendously structured spelled out retard drivel gave me half a headache.
If you think you're some kinda hard cunt I can assure you thats not the case.

So that's where Oasis got their name - a pizza and chicken shop in Wakefield! Incredible why isn't there a queue down the block

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you would be living in a fucking tipi if it wasnt for men from this country you soft cunt

If you have snapchat add the username essexbaitslol

Dumb motherfucker.
Bet I could convince you to shoot yourself.

Thats a negative from me bossman

id knock on your front door and you would instinctively stop what you are doing run upstairs and hide under the bed

gib cat whore gf

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Oh be quiet you incessantly whiny pathetic unlikeable fat short bald ugly virgin pedophile coward boring thick inbred genetic refuse unshaggable gimp

this is true

bloody hell

I read this in Peter Weller's voice.
>youtu.be/Tr3t1uZNbKo?t=61

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No...I'd kill you. Are you in Canada? Please knock on my door. ASAP.
Howling. I've seen your photo you hideous virgin incel gimp.
Whores love me, I ain't bad looking at all...and I'm the hardest motherfucker that posts here.

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Just shut the fuck up tbf

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Genuinely is so fucking easy to get dirty pictures of slags. Was chatting to someone there earlier and I sent her a picture of my cock. She wasn't taking the bait. Then a couple hours later she replied with I'm thinking about what you sent me. I literally have her wrapped around my finger at this point. Might meet up with her and shag her. She's 17 though kek

Thats posted by a freakish looking arab thats never been laid.