/brit/

It really isn't

Reckon britbongs reincarnate in America when they die

this. also kindly fuck off, you know who you are.

I don't even know who I am anymore

is it possible for poo to exist that didn't come from a bum?

I don't want a girlfriend, I want a hairy, virgin woman who will provide me healthy offsprings

All these IG thots have soon forgot about Sudan lmao

24 days since my last wank de lads

why

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thinking about niggies again lads

v. hungry

dreams of being a clown irl?

Congrats keep up the chin mate

would creampie the bottom right though tbf

just hit 200lbs lads

...

they took the bogpill

love it when debate clubs usually full of intelligent men decide to bring up a debate on social justice and it's immediately flooded with women with arts degrees

Whats wrong chang?

i dont want a second chin ;_;

where 2 cop?

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I hate Americans

Any Sam Harris man in?

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haha same

is this that alt-right guy

some autistic swede is trying to force ears onto wojak

Absolutely love killing threads

Oddly satisfying

Unironically drinking pappy van winkle right now lads

Best whisky on the planet and I only have it because my dad is in the industry. Quite good yeah

whiskyliquorstore.com/62382/pappy-van-winkles-family-reserve-23-year-old-wax-top-green-bottle-bourbon-whiskey-1998-750ml?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIlsi7_aCB4wIVkUYNCh3u8QsCEAQYASABEgL8oPD_BwE

how can manaman be both the ALPHA and the OMEGA at the same damn time? don't quite understand yet, lads

>look at me i'm fitting in
FO

I could throttle every single American alive with my bare hands

>whiskey industry connections
/brityank/ AF. props

Would rather die than read another one of your obsessive posts. Please do

Not just whisky but spirits in general, keeping the buzz with a local gin (new style, not as good as british dry gin)

Also lots of beers, have a fucking cellar of unibroue

I can make that happen Yankee doodle

THC is an infinitely better intoxicant but theres a certain beauty to brewing and distilling

he's the super liberal anti-Trump guy who gets accused of being a bigoted racist Islamophobe alt-righter by the left
youtu.be/vln9D81eO60

HGTV doing a beach hunt houses episode in my hometown

My most used app on my phone this month has been Twitch at 53gb of data. And you?

i.4cdn.org/f/2am.swf

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Nick Mullen should have his spot in the IDW.

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Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream

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Just got gifted another tier 1 sub lads.

about to fornicate with myself

Choons hours bois.

youtube.com/watch?v=La4zVAWEijI

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2:30 pm & the sun has decided to come out lads.

*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=nZr8iReEqMQ

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Other than the woman next to Rogan (not Rubin), Harris, and Bret Weinstein, they are all cringe factories.

Especially Rogan and, sadly, Shermer.

the alt-right isn't right wing enough for me

Idea: A game called spinecraft

...

Would love to be airlifted into corntown usa, just go about kicking holes in their shitey cardboard houses and terrorising the little fannies

jealous?

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Bradford uk looks like hell on Earth. The Brits weren't kidding about the Muslim population being out of hand too, dropped into a google street view and the first thing I see is a giant mosque amidst a mile of dreary terrace houses. I think I would rather find myself in the worst parts of Chicago than Bradford

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> terrorising the little fannies

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small brain: /cum/
regular brain: /brit/
big brain: /fr/
huge brain /lat/
ascendant brain: /balt/ + /ausnz/
intergalactic 5D quantum superbrain: /ukg/

it looms

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there was a white car parked outside my flat earlier but i just looked outside and saw in its place a black car

this is a metaphor for something

EXCELLENT post

My mum has just gone out lads. I have the house to myself.

whatever happened to /balt/+/ausnz/
going to go make some porridge and coffee so i expect a very good reply by the time i get back, you will be graded on a scale of E-A*, but can be translated to the one in Harry Potter if that is your preference

Aye. A metaphor that you are being gangstalked probably

invite a girl over hehe

dunno

I bet my mum is off to the club to waste money on the poker machines.

hate my mum

wish she'd piss off and all

Should I reach for a knife from the knife block instead?

gambling is a sin

mum is off work on a 2 week sick line

she apparently has a bad arm from lifting to many old people about haha wahey

i reckon she's off to find "daddy"

It runs in my mothers side of the family. My mums brothers puts his through the machines and then has no more to pay his rent.

legitimately and unequivocally doing a poo as i write this

Going to find enough clones to post in all of them hehe

staring blankly into space again

The Bible does not specifically condemn gambling, betting, or the lottery. The Bible does warn us, however, to stay away from the love of money (1 Timothy 6:10; Hebrews 13:5). Scripture also encourages us to stay away from attempts to “get rich quick” (Proverbs 13:11; 23:5; Ecclesiastes 5:10). Gambling most definitely is focused on the love of money and undeniably tempts people with the promise of quick and easy riches.

doing the post-wank ponder

listen here you little chinky fucking namefag cunt: stop posting here

Blood coming out of my arse again lads.

nowt wrong with a bit of blood la

have had at least some blood every time I wipe for the past 10 years

apparently I have a really tight arsehole and some poos are a bit too big for it so it tears x haha x

double expresso with waitrose double cream

bet you wipe ur arse with ten pound notes

tarq

*passes you a ten pound note*

he didn't ask for your life story

how good is waitrose brand tea

i am a volcel

sucked a dodgy nigger yesternight
in the clinic this morning

walked into waitrose and muttered "billionaire tarq cunt" to everyone I past before leaving with a £6.50 loaf of bread

Have you given up on finding love lads?

like the idea that there is a clear class distinction between the different supermarket chains in the uk

in australia they're pretty much all the same, except aldi, which is for freaks