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i havent had a solid turd in 3 years

For my gfs birthday gonna buy her earrings, fragrance and take her to a fancy restaurant. Good?

>fancy restaurant
fuck her raw in the swamp you gommie faggot

ITS FAKKINGGG JAAAAAŅI AIIIIIZIET OOPPPAAAAAAA

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Hello lads. Tomorrow is my birthday. Very depressing.

i havent celebrated my birthday since i was 15 and its coming in 5 days

Best online resources to learn Latvian?

Jāņu rītā man te darbā jātup pēc mazāk kā 4 stundām miega. Sūza vāczemnieki ar viņu barbariskajām tradīvicām. Šodien ija jābūt brī dienai visā pasaulē!

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The russian speaking old people seem to be more angry when you say "sorry I cant speak Polish" than when you say "go learn Lithuanian"

thats why everytime i hear german i say ''sry cant speak turkish''

based

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being a neet is horrible
6 months and no job with no money
what do you lads do for a living?

8 drunk britbong soldiers were arrested in Palanga today.

i work in a warehouse at -18C for 9.5€ an hour
its ok, the management is filled wit ok people

Tell me more. Any news article (no d*lfi) or something about it?

kek
o kokia kalba tu jiems šitą pasakai?

whats wrong with delfi

basically western news tier cringe

Shit ""journalism"", cringe stories and filled with ads and clickbait

It's just clickbait so they get the conservative internet heroes to brigade their comment sections. The articles are low quality and the comments below are even lower quality.

15min.lt/m/id/aktualu/lietuva/po-masinio-konflikto-palangoje-sulaikyti-8-girti-britu-kariai-56-1164128

Nothing interesting sadly

lads...

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The finns celebrate Joninės this week I believe

finnish jaanipäev is a moving holiday and always on weekend because they are niggers

FUCK ESTONIANS
FUCK LATVIANS
FUCK RUSSIANS
FUCK WESTERNERS

LITHUANIA BEST COUNTRY

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>tfw not reading Objektiiv

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The eternal Lit has spoken.

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>zdarova
>pan african colors
Yeah, tvrue lithuanian indeed

youtube.com/watch?v=BFesuKmQBLg
imagine being 90 year old shitposter

wtf I am going over the border

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>the firm a wok for is international so i worked in latvia for 15€/h while living in hotel while they were moving buildings

Is this in estonia? 9.5 euro an hour is uk tier salary

i work in a firm that supplies rimi
we just got a 5% pay raise

I work in a good position in one of the many Swedish manufacturers here for something over 5

Whats your position in a warehouse?

mean lean box stacking machine, im not even a year in

Did you learn how to drive that truck thingy also? Warehouse job seems comfy, but I'm currently checking out a 7-8 euro security job.

we have those electric thingies that you drive around but because im in -18C we dont use those. piss easy to learn those though.i learned how to use the thing in my trial day

>make fuck all money int tartu
wtf I'm going to move to t*llinn

>T*rtu
>nigger capital
fuck off senpai

I'll come with you.

this is why I wish that most industries were not located in the capital and were spread out, (also anyone living on the edge of tallinn better btfo its just gonna get shitter with the coming years trust me Ive been here for more than 10)

thanks to shecgen the niggardy has dropped alot

mhm true, it's just where I live it has been getting worse, like beggining to mid part of the 2010s seemed fine but towards the end it has been getting worse, could just be me though

ngl she cute

i live in Tondi and the amount of theft has gone done alot
t.tiblas broke down to basement multiple times in pre schengen

Estonia is fucked anyways, i read by 2030 or something almost all will be in capital. All rural places will be run empty. Right now literally dont know anyone young living in a rural place where the city wasnt like 10km away

more land for me to shoot the CG in

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who cares? estonia will be max 2mil people anyways unless we dry all the bogs and clear the forests to make farmland like holland

And follow holland path, yes?

Hello, Balts
please translate

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It is a good plan. I could import the refugees from Sweden to build houses and shit from the leftover trees then I'll get rich.

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=ZlEsAJENyG8
never seen such a concentration of happy estonian boomers

Are they clapping because he's a nigger singing in estonian or ist the song actually about something funny?

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bruh my mom showed me this, cant lie i chuckled

It's an ancient nostalgic song (from 5 years ago) about village life.

>refugees would leave sweden where they get massive neetbux to work in an estonian forest for rural estonia wages
not a very well thought out plan

Never seen that one.
Is it legit?

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Look at them doing human things...silly cunts
Oh I bet he is all about dat Estonian village life, yo.

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yes hello I'm back from psych ward

it's a song you autist

welcome back, hope you had a good stay there

it was actually pretty shit

Bought a t-shirt with it, was too drunk so I forgot to ask what it means. There was another design that resembled quad swastika (fire cross?)

yeah those places usually are, I had a relative taken to one of those places for people with disabilities and it was pretty shit aswell

What happened?

Guys, I want to live in a cyberpunk dystopia

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it was rather okay only had trouble getting asleep, because some loonies would talk to themselves at night or wake up and start sleeping walking

tried to to do a Lithuanian and got locked up

They should give suicidal people a designated gf instead of locking them up.

It's ''Austras koks'' rotated and with 2 lines extended.
Is it proper ...Wiki is vague
lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austras_koks

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I already have one

if you failed to kill yourself it means you weren't actually trying to kill yourself and just wanted attention

Move to China

I od'ed and had my stomach pumped out of drugs then locked up

>od
are you a girl?

yes with a penis

>I od'ed
on what?

I don't speak chinese

mdma and sleeping pills

you'll learn

Got out of army last week. Already missing it. What do?

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Don't they let you stay in the military if you want to? Pretty sure they let you continue service here

Nah i took the 160 day gig

Could you expand on that? I don't know how Suomi military works

Kauniečiai, kur prie lampėdžio ežero pastatyt mašiną? Speju dabar visos aikštelės prie ežero užgrūstos

Gaybar.

I know it's not the same as surprise tent buttsex, but it'll have to do m8.

SHOULD I BUY STARTER OR BURN???