What's wrong with Americans and food?

Probably a bunch of pounded chicken breasts forced together in a press.

tfw loved this shit when it was available here

this wasnt a US release unfortunately, we never get the cool shit

Fried chicken should be the national food of the Philippines

Literally nihilism brought about through corporate and consumerist excess and being a client state to Israel. Social and fiscal responsibility, progress, long-term planning or even the basic common good are considered taboo concepts and unpatriotic. Instead of teaching their citizens to serve as role models or leaders who help others, they're teaching their citizens to take pride in ignorance, abrasiveness, selfishness and senseless violence. Now instead of trying to go out into the world and spread notions ofof common humanity, they're just getting fatter and stupider as they wait to die from failing organs.

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didnt read lolp

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Clean it up wagie.

we don't like watermelon but we like basketball.

>Literally nihilism brought about through corporate and consumerist excess and being a client state to Israel. Social and fiscal responsibility, progress, long-term planning or even the basic common good are considered taboo concepts and unpatriotic. Instead of teaching their citizens to serve as role models or leaders who help others, they're teaching their citizens to take pride in ignorance, abrasiveness, selfishness and senseless violence. Now instead of trying to go out into the world and spread notions ofof common humanity, they're just getting fatter and stupider as they wait to die from failing organs.

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Looks good as fuck. I'd pay 50 usd for that

IS THIS REAL?

>NO NO NO YOU CANT JUST MAKE THE HOT TAIWANESE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS LICK YOUR CONSTIPATED, CRUSTY BOOTY PIPE CLEAN

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That looks so fucking good. I could go for half a dozen of those bad boys about now.

Anybody exited for July 1st?

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I'd fucking eat that

Is that all that coming out on that day? It all looks pretty great honestly.

No more faggot month. Hell yeah!

Not sure about the others but the cheeto sandwich for sure comes out on the 1st

this is delicious tho

Why do we get retarded shit like cheeto chicken while the UK gets fucking chicken pizza?

CHI

I get diarrhea just by looking at this picture.

You can order pizza with chicken on it if you want? Not the same thing but buffalo chicken pizza is pretty decent.

All 4 look disgusting. Why can't KFC just focus on chicken instead of these Frankenstein inventions.

>I get diarrhea just by looking at this picture.
>All 4 look disgusting. Why can't KFC just focus on chicken instead of these Frankenstein inventions.

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FUCK AMERIGOBLOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS

Cope

No culture.

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That looks more disgusting than that mint chocolate pizza.

SHIIIIIZZAAAAA

Imagine you have a bunch of raw ingredients and some heated oil and you can sell any combination of this shit to make a profit as long as it doesnt immediately kill the consumer and then call it 'food'. That's the USA.

unironically i actually liked chizza

This is actually really good, i hope they bring it back soon..

Poutine isn't so healthy either

>believing our juicy perfectly genetically and mechanically engineered Big Macs are a bad thing
Kek, foreigners and their subordinate technology

>fast food
>this is actually really good
Fast food isn't good, just convenient

Better than pagpag.

But that's pork and beef

why is this allowed and socially accepted?

>chicken
>low tier

Highest protein per gram. You're probably a fatty

Only people on diets (fatties, basically) count calories and shit. Most people stay fit automatically.

Why not opt for a nice bowl of müsli instead?

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>be country of 300 million
>not a single important culinary achievement

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Would try if it's halal certified.

I got your halal right here *takes a shit*

+_+ I need this
You’re not socially accepted

Dunno but their double down is God tier and keto approved

Swedes are confirmed faggots and scat fetisher

We are germanic after all

because CHIs

Asians don't even eat cheese