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I need to fucking get laid before the apocalypse

what this in reference to?

Dilate

You will survive
It is a comfy temp here

Can /brit/ give me a sentence which no human in the history of mankind has spoken nor written?

Tempted to start blasting happy hardcore or gabber beats for the fuck of it

thailad is a nonce

I am currently listening to shoegaze music whilst wishing that a thick thighed girl was suffocating me with her abdomen and also listening to shoegaze music

I should have said in like 7 words or less.

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Wonder if they try shame you as you drop off a dog.

you could just go to Jow Forums you sweaty nonce

I reckon they should let you rent a dog to see if you like having a dog for a week or two.
I don't think Jow Forums has a filter list THAT extensive.

Boris has bottled it hasn't he?

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The hospital friend replied lads. Now I'm talking to her till she doesn't reply. Won't be long. Haha

send her an unsolicited picture of your willy mate

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and what does this have to do with British culture?

that was worth posting

is it true that this sign means the same as flipping someone off in england?

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a peace sign?

paki twat

got beeped at on the road earlier lads

don't know what i did

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tismo is ready to spend his monday posting twitter screenshots

England (Cornish:Pow Sows)

when i first discovered anime i found it weird that a cartoon could have swearing, sex, and proper violence in it tbf

yeh that was worth posting

"Some would say there is a north-south divide, with people in the North more friendly and approachable (Liverpool for instance was voted the fourth friendliest city in the world by travel magazine Rough Guide in 2014), while the South (mostly just London though) is a more closed culture with people less willing to stop and speak, but don't take offence, remember most Londoners you see on the streets will usually be rushing to get to somewhere (eg work) and simply don't have the time to talk. If anything, the South of England is split between the "overheated" and overcrowded South-East, and the more rural, amiable South-West/West Country where a more laid back, relaxed, friendlier atmosphere beckons. The North/South divide is also somewhat confused by the fact that Bristol (the largest city in the South West) has a very laid back, relaxed, left field and mellow atmosphere that is completely different with the relentless hedonistic atmosphere of the likes of Brighton and Bournemouth or the conservatism of many cities in Southern England"
is this true

not a word

aye

>Then there are the words unique to British English; a sneaker or tennis shoe, for instance, is called a "trainer."

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On this day in British History

>1314 – First War of Scottish Independence: The Battle of Bannockburn concludes with a decisive victory by Scottish forces led by Robert the Bruce.
>1340 – Hundred Years' War: Battle of Sluys: The French fleet is almost completely destroyed by the English fleet commanded in person by King Edward III
>1509 – Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon are crowned King and Queen of England.
>1717 – The Premier Grand Lodge of England, the first Masonic Grand Lodge in the world (now the United Grand Lodge of England), is founded in London.
>1762 – Battle of Wilhelmsthal: The British-Hanoverian army of Ferdinand of Brunswick defeats French forces in Westphalia.
>1813 – Battle of Beaver Dams: A British and Indian combined force defeats the United States Army.
>1902 – King Edward VII of the United Kingdom develops appendicitis, delaying his coronation.
>1940 – World War II: Operation Collar, the first British Commando raid on occupied France, by No 11 Independent Company.
>1963 – The United Kingdom grants Zanzibar internal self-government.
>1981 – The Humber Bridge opens to traffic, connecting Yorkshire and Lincolnshire. It would be the world's longest bridge span for 17 years.

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for me? flip flops

>Battle of beaver dams

currently accelerating starship development to build the martian technocracy lads x

London isnt really dangerous. People just have vivid imagery of bad things happening there.

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not a British battle but read about the Battle of Karánsebes if you want to have a laugh

For a city of its size, London isnt that dangerous.

Kinda hope Jeremy Hunt becomes PM just to see all the news readers trip up and call him Jeremy Cunt

The vast majority of people in London go through their day completely safely

so you're saying those that don't aren't actually people
bit racist

You could say the same about Baghdad though

Some journalist was asking bojo about him slapping up his wife or whatever and the audience yelled JUST GET ON WITH IT

why do boomers always shout this?

to the aussie awaiting a grading
you get: Acceptable (A)
this is because the yank hours dragged the average down so much
hope you're satisfied

the cognac makes me think about her AGhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IT HURTS why cant I WHY GOD WHY

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No. Im saying they are a tiny minority of residents. Just like there is a tiny minority of people who have fridges that have their fridges accidentally fall on them
I think the magnitudes of probability of unsafe things differ though.

JUST
GET
ON
WITH
IT

boomers are from another planet

It was invented to piss off the French.

*gets on with it*

nice, pretty dece grade for a 5-letter post

This salute dates back to the English Longbowman who fought the French during the Hundred Years War (1337 – 1453). The French hated the English archers who used the Longbow with such devastating effect. Any English archers who were caught by the French had their Index and middle fingers chopped off from their right hand- a terrible penalty for an archer. This led to the practice of the English archers, especially in siege situations, taunting their French enemy with their continued presence by raising their two fingers in the ‘Two-Fingered Salute’ meaning “You haven’t cut off my fingers !”
PART AND PARCEL

/brit/ is dying

It’s early Monday morning mate don’t be so dramatic

>OH NO CORBYN WILL SPEND A BIT MORE MONEY ON SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS SLIGHTLY AFFECTING THE UK'S GOVERNMENT BUDGET AND POTENTIALLY THE ECONOMY AND HE ISNT NATIONALISTIC!!!

>destroy the UK's entire trading relations in a single swoop and ultimately tear apart the union because of an advert on a bus? sure thing

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Being prepared for attacks is part and parcel of governance. Hence why most countries have armies and police forces.

Could the uk just give up its military.

Costa Rica did and they seem alright.

and being attacked is part and parcel of multiculturalism

*starts mass immigrating foreign posters to swell the ranks*

hello fellow neetorians

have a good day de lads

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what if germany pulls some more bullshit

It's a paradoxical frog Ken

you're boring as fuck mate

salaamu aleikum i am british now wallah!

Not necessarily the belgium is a multicultural country for its entire existence but i dont know of it having been attacked due to walloons, flemish or german speaking belgians.

Similarly kazakhstan is a mixed coumtry of russians and kazakhs - again im not sure whether they have massive issues with being attacked moreso than a homogenous country like japan.

how fucking humid is it today? i genuinely cant breathe properly, feels like im suffocating

I honestly cant see why any country in europe would try to invade any other in 2019. Our economies are so integrated it would be like bombing yourself

You're forgetting the time the religion of peace set off poison gas attacks on the Tokyo subway, and the increasing amount of mass stabbing attacks targeting children, the elderly, disabled and meek, like what happened the other week

Reckon I simply understand all form of media on a deeper and richer level than most people.

Chuckling at you.
They're under the wing of the burgers, and right nearby. Who will attack them?

I thought that was some weird cult or are we talking about different things?

For Gibraltar, mate. They’re biding their time

>You're forgetting the time the religion of peace set off poison gas attacks on the Tokyo subway

No that is precisely what im alluding to.

theres so much pain

It was a weird cult. He's being sarcastic.

ahh yes monday morning people whining about multiculturalism like usual bore on

Yeah, that's the ticket!

All i was saying is london is actually quite a safe place if you take your meme lenses off.

my dogs acting weird lads

I didn't read what he was replying to
>The Tokyo subway sarin attack was an act of domestic terrorism perpetrated on 20 March 1995, in Tokyo, Japan, by members of the cult movement Aum Shinrikyo.
They have their own anime and everything
youtu.be/IVnscHsPfR4

>gf thinks waking up at 9.30 is an achievement
>says she plans on waking up before 10am for the next month

why are women so fucking clueless

Kick him in the nuts

dont care what you're saying just ignore baiters

Poley's birthday party today. It's in a KFC and no-one RSVP'd.

blog on you uninteresting cunt

well thats obvious isnt it you gimp?
central london = safe
suburbs of london = unsafe

just like literally every city ever you brainlet

What baiters? The multiculturalism ones?

Its an interesting point because i find they're trying to ascribe predictive power to something very nebulous.