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early monday edition

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"early"? yes, 25 posts early
mother FUCK stop it already

Hate my life.

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>go to the gym extra early
>immediately have to shit afterwards
big miss steak

try to get out the house a bit if you can, go for walks, and things like that. exercising is always good for your mental health, it'll help a bit.

I applied for seven job openings with the state and now they're all cancelled. Back to square one I guess

i'm blowing steam out of a taquito

ok

thanks for listening

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Shut the FUCK up

yeah that's good advice
might pick up a gym membership or something, I'm not exercising enough

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go to sleep, you're cranky.

too long didn't watch

I'll sleep when I'm dead

user, that's bad for your health1111111

Poopy head

:[

watch your language

Sorry ma'am

Wakey wakey wagie

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I crossed the line

no

I dont want to go to work.. Please

Wagie wagie get in cagie

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Would you?

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hell yeah

The new phone wallpaper

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it's ok.

AND IRAAAAN IRAN SO FAR AWAY

i really need queer eye to fix my life desu

>gives no financial tips
>won’t help you get a job
I guess you can sell the unnecessary crap they decorate your apartment with

the counter-strike games are good because they have no women.

was banned for saying nigger

False

Good, maybe one of these days you'll grow up

goddamn i love this album.
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>I love going on Jow Forums to talk to other americans

femoids have terrible taste in music

don't be so prissy, it's fun.

based
cringe and yikes

carissa was thirty five, you don't just raise two kids and take out your trash and die.
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Three of my date palm seeds are growing roots now.

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13:31

>forget to tip on an international American airport
>get shot

americans really do...

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>log on to facebook
>look up friends name
>find nothing
>log onto instagram
>look up friends name
>find nothing
try again next time, right?

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All big cities are like this
Look at the satellite pictures of Earth at night

good track

good morning /CUM/!

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One of the more reliable ways to get in touch with old friends is if you have their email address

let it go

>t. boomer

youtu.be/_x_wHj-OmK4

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>that neck
gross tbqh

I deleted all my whole online footprint because I’m a schizo freak and it’s happened a few times now that people from my past reach out via email

Definition of lanklet. She just needs to hit the gym and her neck would look normal lol

good morning good morning poster

I deleted it too. Once facebook found it.

jajajaja

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angry lesbian lawyer cousin banging on about kids in cages

Are bisexual people all hedonists?

le funny wordplay

want a gf so i can squeeze her butt in public whenever i want to

Bought Taiwan-made Salame today.
Haven’t tried it yet but it looks nice at least while still packed jajaja, quite cheap too...I’ll keep y’all updated...

>tfw reading this from my Mobile Wagie Cage (2018 Toyota Corolla)
>I clock in at 8
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LIFE ISNT FAIR

i hate you

Just quit...live innawoodZ...off the grid....

>squeeze the butt in public

i don't want to.

I don’t.
But I hate you ajajaj.
Actually, I don’t do that either.
Indifferent to your existence but as you’re a tranny faggot might as well kys.

no only do i hate you, you disgust me

Most of the older Republicans I know aren't fond of Trump. Most of the educated people I know hate him.

Politics? Not a fan.

stop rudeposting

The computer is very hot.

Broke
>banging on about kids in cages
Woke
>banging on about wagies in cagies

I oppose both.

there's no Mexican kids in cages that was a photoshoot of a protest
however there should be

i am a mexican kid in a cage

a cage of a man

mexican kids in batting cages

HI AND WELCOME TO WAL-MART. IF YOU SHART WE ARE HERE TO HELP. HAVE A GREAT MONDAY!

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wouldn't mind a cute girl caging and using me honestly

Why is ale so cringy bros I don’t get it

/cum/ literally has no general culture

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idk he said something about being in a chastity cage i think

ummm.... hello?

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