/brit/

more like morning wank edition

energy drinks are just better,

more available, instant energy and i need it to do my job. I drink 300mg caffeine Bangs and I'm fucking spiked all day

This her way of saying you need to be two heads taller than her to be more than a mate.

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Really wish Yanks wouldn’t post here, lads

did you sex wee inside her?

Looks like shit

Just got back from Birmingham. Entire city looked dirty

> i need it to do my job

No you really don’t you spackazoid

t. london concrete jungleoid monkey

Hear your nickname is fast Bruce mate

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i'm military it's the ultimate wage slavery i never drank energy drinks until i signed my life away

trust me it's needed

It’s inhabited by brummies and pakis, what do you expect. Why were you there?

fuck off

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shut the fuck up

your insides must be grim

Ever heard of amphetamines m8? Thank me later

What branch

Woman at my work dropped dead from energy drinks

Good banter from the Oregon Republicans leaving the state so the vote can't take place

Visiting friends. Thankfully I stayed with a guy who lived like 10 minutes out of town

>At the center of the debate is a climate change bill
lel

chair force
what can I do, in tech school (military college to learn your job) I needed one nearly DAILY because you can't afford to fall asleep because you need to pass, your career is literally on the line if you fail out by not remembering the shit you learn you will be kicked out

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...

Jump in front of a moving vehicle

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Love hearing stories of women dying.

does anyone else see america as a completely different world? even americans to me are a sub species i dont consider them similar to any other human from other countries

very strange

>>>/reddit/

Not British culture mate get off it
U gonna go overseas to Germany or something mate?

Ah, this isn't fair I should be toiling from home. Forced to come in because there "might" be an important meeting, this isn't right.

blog on

sure plenty of people managed without, you’re associating your caffeine abuse with your success and that to me just seems like the way someone would justify an addiction

dont mean it in an offensive way its just my observation

britain is the 51st US state

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She was eating lunch and had a massive heart attack after chugging a liter of energy drinks as usual, died practically instantly

we arent very similar at all, id say we have much more in common with a nation like germany

Might fry up some break-o lads

i wanted to, really hoped to and it was one of the main reasons I wanted to join the military, too poor to afford travel. I didn't get selected to go overseas, I'm going to be stuck in florida but hopefully I can apply to goto korea for a year, and from there hopefully europe.

it's needed when your school is at 4:50 AM, you're almost guaranteed to be tired as shit unless you goto sleep early as all hell, and you're learning in completely featureless
shitty windowless old vietnam era buildings with no air conditioning

What u do for work

>I drink coffee/energy drinks for the energy boost

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Reckon we have more in common with pakistan

germans are weird
brits are normies

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>id say we have much more in common with a nation like germany
In what sense, other than being a part of the EU

>im british

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>waking at 4.50am
healthy lifestyle would easily make this routine do-able (will also increase focus naturally). no idea what the rest of your post has to do with your need of energy drinks tho

hmm
ah I see
FOY

culture wise, going to germany is literally like going to england except its a bit bigger and people speak funny

going to america is a complete culture shock and nothing like england at all

Miss uni

Her minds made up she don’t wanna go steady
She’s only 17 so she’s probably not ready

blog on retard

Didnt know the English liked scat porn too

>it says here you wrote "oxford bender" over 300 times, care to explain what that means?

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The current winner

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badly executed gimmick, lurk more

>badly executed gimmick, lurk more

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>goto sleep 9:00
>wake up 4:30
>scramble to make sure room is clean and uniform is sorted
>stand in formation for a half an hour
>march to school
>sit in completely featureless extremely hot or extremely cold room for 8 hours typing away on a shitty government issue craptop in complete silence
>goto bathroom, find airmen sleeping in the stalls and vaping high levels of nicotine to stay away and spice up their long shitty day, no smoking allowed though so vapes are all you can get away with
>repeat every single day

average shitty air force training day , need 300mg injection of caffeine to survive that hell

didn't ask
not British culture
FOY

Saw my horoscope today that I'll do morning walk today. Coincidentally dad sent me for a morning walk 1 hour later

I've never been to the US, but going to a German city was very much like going to London at least
Lots of disabled people around, unfriendly scowls on every face, no one making eye contact

nog

>that picture
>that post
really wasnt any point in doubling down with another badly executed gimmick

Been telling folk to blog on irl

alri

shut up cringelord

lads i'm getting to be really good with kids. there's a woman with 3 young kids which i'm getting to be really attached to

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Is Hackney a safe place to live?

'

nonce

dont know why ive become so obsessed with asian women lately, not even japanese or korean, south east asians

1. skin colour?
2. amount of drugs sold in your life?
3. do you have any qualms stabbing someone?

virgin freak

My boss has got gout. Didn’t even realise gout was still a thing

watching sgt. bilko
i remembered it being a much better movie
what are you doing steve mate

not a virgin, but not completely white either, maybe that's why i don't like white women all that much

>got banned from /sp/ for insulting the janitor
Why does he do this?
Does he think in 3 days I'm going to suddenly love him?
Does he think anyone will ever love him?

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Bloody freak, stop watching exploitedasianteens and the other sea sexpat porn makers.

Is it not very trendy and gentrified at this point?

no

Thoughts on this issue?

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you know

Usually happens when you drink too much beer and eat too much meat

my room smells like sex and perfume lol

london is 95% white in the centre

Claim you're not used to sex without condoms and it took you by surprise, and go again in 5 minutes. Simple as.

*wakes up at 7am*
err, too early
*goes back to sleep*
*wakes up at 11am*
fucks sakes, too late

wish I woke up at a normal hour in between those two

Not really, and most people you see there anyway are either tourists or people who live outside London and commute in.

This is the future lefties want
This is considered progress to them

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few to none

aye