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happy birthday lachie love ya mate this lots for you x

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Rorke's job centre sanctioning him

Not a blog mate I’m asking for advice from de lads

need a deep personal tragedy to justify the absolute state I'm in

As someone said before, also repeats his posts on /britfeel/ to get double the (You)s. It's really fucking pathetic.

that can be arranged

Have a good birthday Lachie de lad

>only one in the theatre and they're still showing me adverts

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Give all of your assets to charity and declare bankruptcy

say happy birthday to lachlan RIGHT now you dog

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happy birthday lachie
hope you make it to your next one

oh will you shut up about lachlan you're doing my head in

been one of the worst days for /brit/ for a good long while
haven't so much as smirked at a single bloody post

>be german military pilot
>crash in a training exercise

creasing

feel like shit because pet rock had been doing Valium for a week straight and is now coming off the half life

me visiting atlantic city

Would be nice if someone could send well wishes to Moni, she's alone today

d/w mate 190's here now
it will be better

try harder

should I message the ex if there is a 50% chance of us getting back together?

Rorke handed his eviction order

No no no no no no no no no

Hahaha, it writes itself doesn't it!

no it wouldn't shut up

why

Rorke being moved on by the council's antiroughsleeping brigades

He deserves it, perverted nonce

I think the brexit bus ought to be tried for crimes against humanity

youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg

why does it matter either way?

I smiled at one

hahaha imagine if the wreckage killed some civilians too ahaha would be mad
*crosses fingers behind my back*

the only thing worth studying is theology

christ put a slant in it and you lap it up

back in the poo.s.s.arse

yeh mate i know it was my post

I'm glad that Boyan Slat is failing. Can't have a white male do something good for the environment

because I would like to get back together.

what was it about then

I didn't go to church, I went to Bible

How do I stop the oil from spitting up into the grill element and causing mini fires that set the fire alarm off lads. What am I doing wrong

Move on innit

no idea who that si what's going on

would rather suck doug off than get back with my ex bird

pierce the sausages at the beginning

get under another bird then if it doesn’t

fuck off you cunt

prefer to not say

ok
not sure why you youed me

blame youtube for filling my reccomendations up with asian shit

>still watching fucking adverts

Start the damn movie!

*blocks your path*

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blog on you uninteresting cunt

Notable birthdays today:
Ambrose Bierce, writer of The Devil's Dictionary
Roy O. Disney, co-founder of the Walt Disney Company and brother of Walt
Jeff Beck, genius guitarist
Colin Blunstone, The Zombies frontman
Mick Fleetwood, drummer of Fleetwood Mac
Iain Glen, Jorah Mormont off Game of Thrones
Lionel Messi, 2nd best footballer actively playing
Solange Knowles, untalented sister of Beyoncé
Ethan Klein, that h3he bloke, never saw the appeal

And of course the special one, the birthday of someone very close to the hearts of /brit/:
Lachlan

Parcel came from china in 6 days by free delivery

crazy innit

have a shit tickling my prostate lads

You forgot one - Peter Weller aka Robocop.

What shall we say then? Is the law sin? God forbid. Nay, I had not known sin, but by the law: for I had not known lust, except the law had said, Thou shalt not covet.

Why would that help

Fair call, forgot him
No-one else though

As a fellow Theology buff I think we should start discussing some crucial questions in this thread; What was Jesus' tax policy?
In terms of power levels, would Samson have been able to defeat Jesus or would Jesus have had God's blessing and used a Miracle to void his powers?
More importantly, could Jesus beat Uchiha Madara? And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

is that little chainlink rodent here?
lmao how's it feel cocksucker?

>stay in a private room without en-suite in a hostel that won’t be as comfy but has a 24hr bar and potential to meet people for £170
Best option.

Actually don't do it.

I havent been happy in a decade now. 25 on Friday.

>£170 for a room in a hostel

Happy birthday for Friday mate, have a great one!

jesus was a lover not a fight he would not beat samson
wrt tax jesus the "Render unto Caesar" passage is usually seen as an endorsement of tax

sex status?

blog on

I’m not doubting you m8 im just wondering why it helps

blog on you uninteresting cunt

I doubt its like a homeless hostel or something if it has a bar. Its probably one of those posh foreign ones for travelers.

That’s what I’m thinking... I’ve stayed in this hostel like 5 times before but always in the mixed dorms with smelly other people and was just looking for something more comfy this time

hostels cost 30 quid max and thats in expensive cities like paris

Learn the culture of /brit/: you may blogpost freely if it is vaguely in response to a question and if your name is homealoneeveryfridaynight
Otherwise, blog on

>homeless
well get a house then

It’s not a posh one just a cheap backpackers one in Madrid. It’s like £55 per night for the private room but £15 per night for the mixed rooms

Try using slightly less oil, or use butter instead depending on what you're cooking
Maybe get a lid as well

are you meeeeee

Cook everything on a barbecue outside

popping out to buy crack, booze, fags, milk and pizza. anyone want anything?

I thought it helped and then I googled it and they advise not to do it to keep the fat in your sausages, if you have good sausages that is. But when put your meat on the grill, you're not supposed to have flames, just hot red burning coal. it shouldn't create mini flames, even with the extra oil dripping

I’ll have some MD if you can get it

*blogs off*

cope

a toblerone

This. Or, if you think someone is too mentally deranged to get a house by themselves, help them get a house or get a group of people together to help them get a house. There is 0 (zero) need for government intervention in homelessness.