European cuisines rankings 2019

european cuisines rankings 2019

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southron food is disgusting
that's why all finnish tourists bring their own food when they go to spain

am on the fence about Spanish food tbhfam

>t. literally never ate portuguese food

maybe they want to spend as little as possible?

>Germany
>Bland
Really? I always liked Sausage-Orientated food culture.

actually I had this which is great for hangover and I must say that your sweets are great

but the rest is meh

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Turkish food is better than English food by a long shot

Food from Norway, Denmark, Finland and Sweden:
>high quality ingredients
>best meat in Europe or the world, no GMO shit, no hormones, just healthy animals that you could even eat raw if you want to
>robust meals that breed strong and tall men
>healthy amounts of fermented foods for probiotics and good gut bacteria
>a lot of fish for omega 3 fatty acids, gives you a big brain and big dick

southron med """food""":
>man-made unhealthy grains with squeezed tomatoe pasta sauce and grated slice of 14 day old cum on it
>overhyped
>low quality meats
>not enough calcium for bone gains
>probably don't even wash hands before cooking

BASED

Do you actually know about spanish food or just paella?

Scandinavia is a real disappointment. As a seafood lover, I expected fresh fish everywhere, but no, it's just the same Germanic slop
The only good seafood places were Japanese

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If there's something we have it good is our cuisine. Spanish being blue and Portugal yellow...

Portugal is probably the country with more diverse cuisine in the world

>Suominiggers can't into healthy and fresh food
>eats frozen deer and drinks vodka during his whole life convincing himself it is delicacy
>miserabily dies of heart attack at 30

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>can't into healthy and fresh food
wrong, see

t. eats half a kilo of butter and smokes two packs a day

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>Czechia
>Slovakia
How?

>best meat in Europe
that would be Ireland

You have to try original peruvian seafood, it is one of those things a seafood lover must do before he dies

Our coastal provinces probably eat more fish than all snowcoons combined.

>Portugal is probably the country with more diverse cuisine in the world

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I'd rather live longer in a hot country with incredible food and history rather than living a short life in a frozen shithole.

lel he was messing around, that's unheard of

main reason people go abroad is for the sun but secondly for the food

grilled fish and french fries: the country

I think you got that mixed up

Greek food is literally just a shitty copy of Turkish food.

He's being too chauvinistic, but Portugal integrated in its cuisine more ingredients from his colonies than any other European nation.

like what?

I wanted to talk about Finnish ingridients but i just didnt find the video anymore
fucking swedish kikes

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Piwo

I too can say that couscous and yassa are part of the french cuisine and make it diverse

Balkans, meds and France have the best cuisine, what are you on about faggot?

>French food
Omg it’s french foood
>LA FI MARU, Ielaug

Yeah I’ve never ever heard of a single fucking French dish that’s not a fucking omelette or some roasted meat with vegetables... Remind me again? Why is French food considered so good when it’s a carbon copy of fucking Italian food

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>Greece is blue but Turkey isn't
>Britain is blue

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This

fuck off yank, your contribution to this thread is worthless

I would honestly say that French cuisine successfully integrated couscous tho

Bitch you’re just as bad if not worse, Anglo good is by far the shittiest and most generic of its kind... you know there is only so much you can do with boiling

meat on sticks and balkan cheese which is from greece is pretty weak in my book

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t. hasn't eaten food in a traditional English market

>he actually thinks that memes about british cuisine are true

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statistically you have never left your fucking state
fuck off and die you lard-addled midwestern simpleton

Britain should be red

>French fries

Maybe next time you can try good restaurants instead of cheap ones.

We have good fish, sea food, beef, pork, lamb, small pork (leitão), every kind of chourizo you can imagine, vegetables, potato, rice, pasta... and every of these igredients have some typical dishes associated with them.

You can't experience portuguese food in one trip to Portugal, you had to spend an all year eating typicall in Portugal.

It's like saying you love italian food because you like pasta, piza etc... well try to spend one year eating that

I think we lose to french cuisine but that's all

>UK Masterchef

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You actually have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

>Beef Wellington in LOW

Wtf

so whats so special? civapcici, meat on sticks and shopska salad

meeeeeh

I only have few examples like red beans, piri piri pepper, tapioca, corn bread.

On the fence?
How?

-Rich cheese culture.
-Rich wine culture.
-Rich seafood culture from both the Mediterranean and Atlantic.
-Rich pastries culture. North African influence and also French influence (croissants, etc. are popular here).
-Rich tapas culture.
-Rich meat culture, including blood sausages and all kind of "sausages" that you will only find here.
-Home of a lot of FRUITS and LEGUMES that are sold all around Europe. Including rice, orange, and others.
-Home of big cereal fields.
-Pistachio, potatoes, all kind of nuts.
-Rich vinegars culture.
-Number 1 in the world regarding oil.
-Best cuisine school is in Spain (Bilbao).
-A lot of high regarded chefs, including various number 1 during years.
-Diverse food by region and typical pastries by villages.
-Foie grass culture in the north too, only 2nd to France.
-Galician seafood is WORLD CLASS. Similar to New England's seafood. And it's relatively cheap all around Spain.

Spain is home to atlantic weather, mediterranean weather, arid weather, almost tropical weather in Canary Islands (buy their platanos -bananas-), and has a lot of mountain ranges, it's the second country in Europe by percentage of mountain territory second only to Switzerland.

Paella was just the food of poor people. Rice and seafood.

Yeah, suck our dicks.
We are also top 3 in the world regarding longevity.

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Wtf chicken tikka massala is litterally the best looking one and the majority of good plates are in the bottom.

good food goes straight to your heart

If that's british then we can claim cheese naan

>......

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Little lamb meat that has been feed only her mother's milk.

Best meat ever.

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what a mess

Balkan, Belgium, France, Spain and the UK should be yellow

Shut up
Caldo verde based

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>beef wellington low
>black pudding crap tier
>bangers and mash top tier
what the fuck?

How ironic of you to claim that you need to spend a year to experience Portuguese cuisine, then you proceed to make a blanket statement calling it the second best cuisine in the world,

Shut up you fucking nigger.
It's the best cuisine

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>UK and Czech republic are blue
>Turkey and Portugal are yellow
>Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland are not all yellow
>Bulgaria is red
Congrats Zdenek, now you've gone FULL American

I'm going to Chile next year, how is their seafood game?

made a more realistic one

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>Czechian changed the color of his country on the map and posted it on the internet to feel better
There are better ways to fight depression and being irrelevant

What is there to eat in Bulgaria? I've tried the best rated restaurants I could find there for a week and it didn't look like local cuisine

>UK and Czech republic are blue
yes, its masterchef tier cuisines which proudly walked into 21. century and using the best ingredients
>Turkey and Portugal are yellow
yes, cheap copy and not uinique
>Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland are not all yellow
garbage, sorry
>Bulgaria is red
absolute garbage

Based spen

yeah if you want beef that tastes like horse

its my own map

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Uk as in Ukraine??

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Kek fuck off

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Spanish food is fucking terrible, desu.

I also cannot believe the UK in this statistics. Fake and gay.

all these seething germs ITT

go right ahead

Irish meat is pretty good

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why are you so desperate for (you)s

Poor quality bait, Zdenek, but I'll bite

disgusting, this is form porto isnt it? this is UK tier.

>its my own map
I just said that.
Sorry to be the one to break that to you, but Czechia cuisine is only known by its neighbours.
To be more precise, only those that drive through you country or live near the border.

ask in Texas, Korea or Vietnam

>UK
>masterchef tier

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>Texas, Korea or Vietnam
You actually got me intrigued a bit.
So what do they like most?

Balkans all share the same cuisine

Why do we get shit on so much culinary wise? We've got årerty good food, we just don't capitalize on it like others.
Cinnamon rolls is a good example though.

>czechia blue
nice

czech bakeries are all around texas and czech pub chains restaurants expanded to vietnam and korea

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All Russian food is rotten. Their milk tastes like cow shit and hay because they don't even wipe the cow tits before milking. They have zero food hygiene. What a fucking joke that rotten food gets even yellow stamp.

litteraly shrek cum

this one is kinda famous in texas

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I never saw that in NW Texas.
And believe me, I would love to buy a proper bread there.

>eating grilled fish with french fries in portugal
that's a tourist dish if ever heard one I bet you paid more than 8 euros for it also

Fuck you.

>makes threads about european cuisines
>like what??
Fuck you.

>UK
>Czech republic

>Bulgarian food is trash but Greek is amazing
OP what?

Ignore them, burganon. French food is literally just shitty grilled meat you could make at home and fancy faggot pastries. Italian food is far superior to that ponsy shit.
Anglo food is actually god tier now, though, since it's basically just refined/perfected indian food (and modern indian food basically came into itself under the british empire, so it was quintissentially british all along).

looks like bread soaked in some incel's diseased cum

>fancy pastries

And yet this alone is better than your whole cuisine.

>northern europe % eastern europe
>garbage tier
This map is pleb filter. Probably made by some American who has never eaten any European food and is going off of assumptions and stereotypes.