Yuros be like oh no I walked 20 mins in one direction now I'm in another country

>Yuros be like oh no I walked 20 mins in one direction now I'm in another country

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>Be American
>Can't walk for 20 mins without collapsing or getting shot

>be estonian
>can't walk for 20 mins without stepping on an old Soviet land mine

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Murricans be like oh no I walked 20 mins in one direction now I have heart attack

>Americlaps be like oh no I walked 20 mins in one direction now I'm in another state
>still can't legally drink
>get shot

t. eurosmall
American states are huge, if you walk for 20 minutes from the eastern border of Kansas you won't even get from Leawood to Overland Park.

Go home white boy.

>be Danish

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>be european
>see an orgy in the capital city of your country
>declare war against the whole world and wonder why you lost

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In 20 minutes you can see Lake Bled, Maribor, Ptuj, downtown Ljubljana, and the sea at Koper, including travelling time. In the US you can't even walk out from Tavistock, New Jersey without taking at least an hour.

>americans be like "No, I can't walk 20 mins. I'm busy dying for Israel"

Americans be like
>Oh no I walked for two days and I am still in the suburbs of my city

Each American suburb has a different flavour. Hillsboro and Beaverton are more different from each other than Lisbon and St. Petersburg. A tour through the suburbs of any major American city is equivalent to travelling throughout the rest of the world.

based ameriboo

thank uwu

>Americans be like oh no I walked

They're right. When I travelled to any other state here shit was so fucking alien I wish we balkanize already.
Heck, even in my state when I go north they're like bahianos when I go south they're like paulistas, wtf MINAS GERAIS

>Euroimams be like "I walked 20 minutes and I only had to dodge 4 speeding vans of peace"

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>Amerisharts be like I'm very smart I know where Israel is *points at Italy* yeah that's the boot I always lick

Israelis be like
>Oh no I walked for two days and I am still in illegal settlements on Palestinian underground aquifers

Be american
Walk 20 minutes
Get shot 20 times

>Slovenians be like oh no I walked 20 mins in one direction now I'm in another country


Fix'd tnat for you.

Americans be like
>oh no how did I walk

>Brazilian be like oh no I walked 20 mins where is my head

good one

I unironically accidentally crossed the border to Bulgaria once.

At least I don't get the policed called on me for walking.

>europoors be like من فضلك محمد ، توقف عن ممارسة الجنس زوجتي مع

Actually, the Norwegian border is less than 5 minutes away in the woods.

>canadians be like 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 六四天安門事件 天安門大屠殺 反右派鬥爭 大躍進政策 文化大革命 人權 民運 自由 獨立 多黨制 台灣 臺灣 中華民國 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 達賴喇嘛 法輪功 新疆維吾爾自治區 諾貝爾和平獎 劉暁波 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 劉曉波动态网自由门

>Americans be like Oh no I walked 20 minutes why am I not sitting in a car I tought this was America now I need to eat a Big Mac and listen to some Coca Cola

>german humor

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>americans be like oh shit he shouldn't see how butthurt I am, better post some goldenface reactions

>German """""humour""""

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no kidding
I can walk to Greece in about 1 hour

Usually American posters embarrass themselves, but euros got rekt this time lmao

>Austrians be like "oh no i walked for 20 minutes in one direction, I'm still an irrelevant worthless piece of tiny land that most people have never heard of"

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Yeah it's great isn't it?
I couldn't live in a place where I need to take my car for doing anything

Samefagging this hard is pretty embarassing.

It would take me 30 minutes to ride my bike to Ukraine

>euroimams
Lmao

>same fagging this hard is pretty embarrassing

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>Americans be like oh yes I live in a big and important country although I'm a dickless worm the only thing that keeps me from killing myself is living in the worst 1st world country

Yes, that's what I said.

D'aww, Austrians can't handle banter, how cute :3

Eurosmalls are embarrassing themselves ITT.

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Ahmed pls...

>Mexicans living in border areas be like oh no I've walked 20 minutes and now I'm in a different country but still feels like home

Brazil is bigger than the contiguous united states (i.e. if you don't count alaska and the other ultramarine territories)

makes you think

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>the level of damage control in this itt is staggering
also
>amercans be like oh no I only had 20 burgers today

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>country good because country big

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>brazilians be like oh no i walked 20 mins north now an uncontacted tribe is spearing me

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more biodiversity than you Jan

Lol I wish

>Israelis be like oh no I walked 10.853 km and am still in my country

More like the distance between portugal and belarus
Cultural note:
The people who live in the industrialized zones (the ones near the coast) are more likely to visit foreign countries than the amazon region, actually
There's not even a railroad like the transiberian one in russia linking the two parts of the country
As a consequence the amazon region is as exotic to the people living in brazil as it is exotic to foreign people
It isn't a densely populated region and people living there are just a fraction of the whole population

>Amerinigger walks more than 1 miles a day
>It is consider suspicous behaviour there

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>germ """humor"""

based german

That must have hit home harder then the planes hit twin towers