I'm not enough mexican

>be me
>open a Tinder and badoo account to try to stop my insolation
>take some pictures where I don't look so fat (I hate being)
>got some matches
>start conversations while drunk (so I can speak a little more)
>"You look good user, are you really 6'0 mexican?"
>"Hahaha of course, wanna see it personally?"
>"I wish"
>conversations still their way
>we start to ask the stock questions
>"Why music you listen?", "favorite movies?", etc
>Oh I mostly listen rap, j-pop (to don't say weeb songs), classic, and so. Lately I'm listening Mos Def and Vinnie Paz too much", >"My favorites movies are Leon the professional, requiem for a dream, trainspotting, etc"
>"Why are you so non-mexican and white brainwashed. So racist user" and similar things
>Immediately after those messages close that shit's again

I'm not mexican, I guess, I hate being insolated but I can't even drunk.

Also
Should I change my name to John Perez Smith de la corona sagrada?

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nah it's cuase you are not mexican enough
it'scause you are simply stupid
also yoi are a weeb
you may not tell it to people but people can smell it from a screen

lol it’s just an excuse to get away from an ambiguous leaf CHI like you

>got some matches

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Probably. I need to get stronger things.

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what's your tinder?

Im a chi who listens to weeb music and watches anime but ill always be considered a real mexican

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Uh?, Anyone can get matches in Tinder.

Was.

Me too. Proud of be a (real) mexican but apparently in the eyes of other I'm not based in my likes/dislikes and that shit.

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How is Toronto for a mexican? Are people there cool? Have you befriended your neighbors yet?

Why do you even want friends or a gf when you have us?

I tried Tinder once... only ever had one grill msg me and... it wasn’t pleasant.

Guess I’m dying alone. FeelsAwfulMan

nothing's stronger than than a bullet in the temple

>take some pictures where I don't look so fat (I hate being)
lol, get fucked fatty

Nobody cares

I don't know. I barely speak with another humans outside my home/job and it's mostly to specific things.

Its not a meme I have 7 frikin months insolated. I hate this

If you live near GTA and you're a trap you don't need to.

I'm not killing myself.

It's not to bad. Yes I hate it but is not like I'm a literal circle.

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Can i go there to live with you?

are you a female Chilean?

JAJAJA, me haces rier.

Antes querias a conquistar canada, ahora ya estas asimilado

absolutamente leaf'd. bienvenue a Canada mi hombre canadiense :-),

>Its not a meme I have 7 frikin months insolated. I hate this
Thats nothing I have five years since I graduated high school

mi hermano canadiense*

Of course.

>conquistar
Nunca quise.

>Why yes, I feel better when my bad things are greater than the one's of other

:(

I already told you how to fix you being fat, do it

Food is tasty. I'm trying.

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Don't pussy out on me lad, drop the fork

Already did it because I mostly use spoons.

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based
Mexican American weebs are always cuck faggots who get bullied, then proceed to suck the bullies dick

Projecting faggot

Based fuck weebs

uwu

Puñetas

No.

how fat is fat?

and why are you chasing f*male sluts instead of looking for a good dude who will treat you right?

>how fat is fat?
I can't really tell but I'm not morbidly obese.

>and why are you chasing f*male sluts instead of looking for a good dude who will treat you right?
I mean, I'm "bisexual" but if I'm with a "man" I want to be the man, I only can be with girly bois or traps and even though I still liking more womens.

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>uwu
No!

Did you move to toronto because you are a faggot?

>I can't really tell but I'm not morbidly obese.

whats your bmi?

No.

Not sure.

why not go on a scale

did you have alot of frens in mexico

>why not go on a scale
I don't want to cry even more.

>did you have alot of frens in mexico
I had. Mostly of my friends now that I'm not gonna return in years, we got our distance (literally and metaphorically) even if we don't want.

Today the only people of Mexico that try to speak with me is because they want to come here.

>I had. Mostly of my friends now that I'm not gonna return in years, we got our distance (literally and metaphorically) even if we don't want.
>Today the only people of Mexico that try to speak with me is because they want to come here.

holy shit normalfag BTFO

(but seriously this is sad alexa play despacito, hope you make canuck frens soon)

also measure yourself you can't improve if you don't know the problem

So you're a weeb who listens to rap? No wonder they don't want to fuck you bro. They're scared of getting pregnant and having kids with your low IQ genes. Next time try to say something more sophisticated like "I only listen to Green day" and they might believe that you're a high level englightened intellectual like me. Just make sure to sound believable or they might think you're lying. Best of luck bro

I predict he's coming back in a month or kys in 2 lol

>>...canuck frens soon
Soon, everyone say that.

>also measure yourself you can't improve if you don't know the problem
I'm not sure but I'm around 80~85 Kg and I'm 1.80. the problem is not my weight tho, the fat accumulate in just 2 places.

Good meme tho.

Not gonna happen. I have 7 months here.

Yeah but you are being a bitch lately so you are cracking

well i've lived in canada my whole life and i don't have any frens so i wouldn't hold my breath

Well, the girls sound so dumb. The Professional is a good movie. Just fuck with them. Why having normie dreams?

el mexicANO humble bragging because we all know that was the biggest compliment he ever received in his life
kek

Chicanos are shit. You dont even post your full face.

Stop whining. Be a man. You dont need people.

Bisexual? Why? How? When?

Dont let them come with you.

So... are u saving enough money?

aparte es joto el wey jajajaaj

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