I used to do anal with the ex, but I'd only ever use her vaginal juice as lube. She wanted me to use actual lubricant, but I never used it and never felt a need to use it when her vagina was right there
I wonder if her current man has the courtesy to use lube
Interesting edition to say the least I suppose
interesting move mate
i used to stand behind my brother in his room watching porn and i would wank but nothing would come out and my inner penis (goochy bit) would just throb
>anal
yikes
Guys who are into anal are all either gay or hate women. Those are the only two explanations.
Lost your v-card yet you hideous virgin cripple, literal Asperger case?
Oh my days...what happened to eugenics?
>Fucking poo
alright lads heres the long awaited "pissed myself on the motorway" story
d-did he know you was watching?
Ute: full of colored diesel
Hi vis: on
Misso: beaten
Monster: in cupholder
Its tradie time
average under 15s disco aftermath
Being gay is hating women
yeah
im pretty sure he knew i was wanking as well but he was a good bloke so he let me get on with it
>not making bird submit into giving up the bum
way more of them are into it than you'd think t b h
Galaxy brain take
dont you uhhhh... sweep chimneys?
screaming
bunch of nitty crackheads
Question about British culture: What are some restaurants in Britain that serve particularly good cornish hen?
did your oul boy introduce you to this concept garcin?
she wasn't a virgin and it cut me deep inside
i only did anal with her cause she hadn't with her ex
Fags love women. They wish they were women, thats the problem.
Now with the normalization of this tranny shit, being pushed to the mainsteam...you see what would otherwise be shamed faggots *trying* to become "women"
Submit to what? You got that idea from porno you rancid bellend
I don't need to fuck poo to make a girl submit
sounds like poofy posh grub. If you want a good scran get a munchybox down you
having a browse
They just pretend they like it if they like the guy and are worried about losing him
Virgin but I understand these things
I don't know what that means...but, no.
the fuck is colored diesel?
full of petrol makes more sense
misso should be missus
bet there are at least several pubes in that
Galaxy brain is that very few people actually love women, most of society is built on "misogyny", but more or less the opposite of what the feminists think of when they say that word.
Ubtaxed diesel for tractors and generators
love has gone into making that for sure
I got the idea of submission from porn?
Its literally the basis of sex, virgin.
>They just pretend they like it
Some, not all.
Alri then lads
green diesel i presume
agricultural diesel that’s cheaper
>what happened to eugenics?
lad if eugenics existed you wouldnt even exist you slavic mutt, hitler would have done away with your filthy rotten family happily.
As for the virgin stuff, if you really get a kick out of making fun of peoples sexual exploits for self gratification I suggest you try /britfeel/ since the people there are real freaks like yourself and also it doesnt work calling people like myself a virgin because not only have I had far more sexual encounters than an ugly fat balding manlet like you I actually have a gf at 20 unlike you who is 25 and has never even have a gf and likely never will. You are a failure as a man and if you really care about eugenics you should kill yourself. End of.
coloured diesel has a dye put in it to allow farmers to pay less tax on diesel for tratters n such
its not meant to be used in the german whip
I thought you were trying to do an aussie post. Carry on then
Brothers are great innit haha
When are we going to stop fighting amongst ourselves and deal with the real issue, that being the infestation of the African and the Desi?
Universal Brain.
yeah he's a good lad
also let me sleep in his room for years because im scared of the dark
The correct term is "African-diesel".
>my inner penis (goochy bit)
Ah, clearly someone that read the Johnson column in this week's edition of The Economist
No, I meant anal sex. You're a literal virgin though so don't @ me with insults you silly fuck. Anal is disgusting and you are a porn addict lad
poorfag
You guys really are virginous as fuck.
Why do you make me mop the floor with you like that Jesus fuck
There was an attempt
Mad how thick some people actually are, its like they have zero life experience
Hello Shlomo
it shuts you up for 10 minutes
>people weren't fucking broads in the ass before porn
Why are you digging this hole deeper, virgin? (pun intended)
SPOTTED A PAKI
No actually society is just built on strong leaders but since most women are quite submissive in nature they are looked down upon but obviously there are some outliers
Apparently not.
Feminism is to womanhood what being a child soldier in an African civil war is to childhood.
You don't get to escape it if your society's rulers decide you should be subjected to it, you don't know any better unless you get a rare education or experience a life outside of it, and if you succeed within it, it's still not a good way to live.
Man of poor taste who has only had sex in missionary with the lights off
remember when there would be a massive spider in my room and I would have to get my brother to come in and get it for me haha. Dont know what I'd do without him.
An 11 year old knows sticking your willy in a woman's shit-filled intestine isn't anybody's idea of having a good time
gynocentrism is biological
Feminism is not.
doesn't matter what you call it
literally who cares, its fantasy to think that england would just remain english for thousands of years
hitler was a jew
FUCK NIGGERS
>The 25-year-old was jailed for 10 years after pleading guilty to wounding with intent to cause serious harm, dangerous driving and assault.
when i was in jail i spent 3 months living with this guy. he got pissed and slammed his car into a tree after arguing with his ex bird. he was such a pussy as well could not hack jail at all was scared of everything and he got 10 fucking years jesus christ told me every day he was innocent and he fucking admitted it. unlucky pal hahah
like israel?
I never said that at all but you did get that idea from porn though. Nothing to do with submission really, if anything you're only lowering/degrading yourself in some way by you know, fucking poo lol
>Hurrr im a big bald man named Emmett and for that reason I do anal
Give it a rest lad will you
No I just don't fuck poo, simple as that really
Amer on the left, real woman on the right, me in the middle
Seriously, If its not your thing I get it but if you're genuinely THAT noided about it you're definitely in the closet.
Cokelad?
emmutt literally responds to every single post that is even slightly related to him, so when he doesnt respond you know you btfo him good.
Yes, it does. Otherwise you wouldn't have used a different term and tried to equate feminism with it.
yes?
If a chick offered I'd take her up on it but it's not something I'd ask let alone pressure her for. But then I'm not a pornsick freak like you so....
Reckon I knew what fuckin' a bird in the ass was before I ever saw a porn, lad.
>Nothing to do with submission really
The way you typed that out tells me you know you're wrong...full of shit, if you will.
are you testing a theory
>10 years
ridiculous
when trump sent his genes he wasn't sending his best
Epic
dont know what this is meant to mean but the answer is yes
just ask if you don't know what it means
TRAP MASH
Feminism is a tool of control and oppression that has been marketed to the masses. Like Christ. Like Communism.
I barely watch porn.
What do you reckon of Trump's new do, lads?
no but if I was you definitely fucking ruined it you cunt, but luckily I was just pointing out my victory
Nice try. See you next year.
so yes
if he replied to you then you played him like a fiddle
if he didn't then you BTFO him
North Korea built a bunch of these sorts of statues around Africa
Paster for breakfirst
nah
non-whites are only a problem if you're poor
I know what the term means, if you want to elaborate on your own super special meaning of it, then go ahead, otherwise it stands as a different thing than the political ideology and policies of feminism.
Fuck me dead boys just seen this hottie in a Suzuki swift WITH a bodykit and normally that makes me hard as a rock but then we went through some roadworks and out of respect for the council workers she slowed down to the signed 25kmh without hesitation and I shit you not I almost had a hands free orgasm
THIS IS A PAKI
>Politics
Fuck off