Blackpipo food

So for months I've been taking part in the good natured joking about white people seasoning everything with mayonnaise, except today I was invited to a cookout hosted by black people and holy shit they drown EVERYTHING in BBQ sauce. You could hardly breathe there was so much smoke, it's amazing the grill didn't go out from the dripping liquid, the entire block smelled like someone was burning down a ketchup factory.

So in closing I shall no longer be posting ironic memes about "wypipo season dey potatoes wit ice cubes," for I have seen the dark truth behind these memes and it is grim indeed.

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Americans in general can't cook

how this face called?

The last thing you see before you die.

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spooky

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this

white guilt

Why do white people do this?

seems fair

Um, no, sweaty.

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>hon hon hon le moldy cheese
>hon hon hon le long bread
>hon hon hon le ham and butter sandwich

Where do you live?

America, obviously.

blackpipo be like this diabeetus too o lawd my heart

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the thing with "seasoning" is that black people just pour really weird processed artificial sauces on stuff
they don't actually use spices by and large

You didn't know that black people are obsessed with sugar sauce? They're all addicted to sugar, they even will have Kool-Aid at their weddings.

what is green and what sauce on the steak

Thank southern """"kultur""""

Thank southern """"kultur""""

I'm a yankee, but I believe:
>collard greens
>chicken fried steak with gravy
>ribs slathered in BBQ sauce

Implying canada has a culture

>black people unironically bake mac n cheese in the oven
yikes

nah uh we just have shit tier dessert culture

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thank you yankee

My mom did that and she's neither black nor Southern. I never understood why, it took a goddamn hour.

pasta bake isn't mac and cheese you speds. It's cheese sauce not actual cheese.Macaroni and cheese is still better though.

Australians have a special recipe for baked mac?

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yeah it contains real cheese

t.

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it's very tasty actually

Leave our hat alone.

Looks tasty

it's potato+herring+eggs+onion+carrot+beet+mayo

Huh?

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what the fuck do you not?
the point is it doesn't, thats the defining feature. That its cheese sauce not cheese. I prefer macaroni and cheese anyway though.

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What kind of Black pypo? African Americans?

Haitian cuisine is delicious!!! btw

>inb4 mud cookies

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Have you ever thought of spices instead of sauces

Wew lad

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>eggs paper white

No we've never thought of that.

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