So for months I've been taking part in the good natured joking about white people seasoning everything with mayonnaise, except today I was invited to a cookout hosted by black people and holy shit they drown EVERYTHING in BBQ sauce. You could hardly breathe there was so much smoke, it's amazing the grill didn't go out from the dripping liquid, the entire block smelled like someone was burning down a ketchup factory.
So in closing I shall no longer be posting ironic memes about "wypipo season dey potatoes wit ice cubes," for I have seen the dark truth behind these memes and it is grim indeed.
the thing with "seasoning" is that black people just pour really weird processed artificial sauces on stuff they don't actually use spices by and large
Jeremiah Flores
You didn't know that black people are obsessed with sugar sauce? They're all addicted to sugar, they even will have Kool-Aid at their weddings.
Nathan Lopez
what is green and what sauce on the steak
Jackson Harris
Thank southern """"kultur""""
Eli Bailey
Thank southern """"kultur""""
John Wright
I'm a yankee, but I believe: >collard greens >chicken fried steak with gravy >ribs slathered in BBQ sauce
Ethan Sullivan
Implying canada has a culture
John Lewis
>black people unironically bake mac n cheese in the oven yikes
what the fuck do you not? the point is it doesn't, thats the defining feature. That its cheese sauce not cheese. I prefer macaroni and cheese anyway though.