Culture Pals /cp/

Tuga bro will meet his qt and they will have fun Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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I tried before before but got mostly Sven’s hitting me up
if I say that only women can contact me, will that keep the gays away? Can people see that you only allow women to contact you?

>if I say that only women can contact me, will that keep the gays away?
gays can be women when they call themselves transwomen
no escaping gays, man

>Can people see that you only allow women to contact you?
yes, they can.
gays will continue to hit on you though.

might make you look like you're just on the site for pussy (which, let's be honest we all are)

>Two accounts of Taiwanese women made two hours apart both studying Albanian and using the same image
hmmmmmmmmmmm

do you think interpals makes enough money to pay for bots?

>tfw too scared to put picture on tinder or other dating sites
>have several pictures on IP
why is this?

>why is this?
on interpals you can pretend it's for culture/language enchange.
on dating apps, it's very clear you're not looking for "culture."

I put a picture in which I look good in on my profile, sadly didn't result in any more views or messages :(

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Life is suffering :')

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>this edition
I don't wanna be center of attention

Just want to cheep you up

is there anything more based than having a poptart at 4am?

Yes. A cheeky diarrhea while you're sleeping

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

hi

>girl tries to sext with me
>its just super awkward and i'm not into it
whats the point of sexting?

where's she from? Maybe she's not experienced with it.

Literally refuse to shit off the clock, it just doesn't make economical sense, my body has trained itself to only need to shit between the hours of 9 and 5

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Based. I'd usually shit on my break at the call center. Had to put the program on pause, so my shits were timed.

shes from one of the most sexual places on earth, brazil. it just seems autistic and awkward as fug

Maybe she's just an autistic and awkward person

/kylewhite20
Looks like this youtube guy trolling on chatroulette

she sent me a picture and shes making the soy face, what do?

Don't girls usually make cute stupid faces? Calm down Satan

post a picture of your anus

Where is his qt from

I don’t like that either desu

>tfw dutch manlet

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>be awkward loner
>knock up a qt while on vacation in Brazil
>decided to raise the kid
>qt can’t move to US
>move to Brazil
>Visa gets canceled while in country for “terrorism suspicions”
>freaks out when you read letter
>run off into the Brazilian jungle
>camera crew and producers freaking out looking for you
Chad

90 day fiance right

>sell everything you own
>quit your nice job
>sent $30k to cunt gf
>literally have nothing to your name because you have been supporting your qt
>gets visa to MOVE to Ecuador to be with cunt gf who lives in remote shithole village
>arrives at the airport
>qt doesn’t greet you
>call qt
>qt says “yeah I forgot. Just take the bus”
>you cry
>manage to get to her village
>tell her you’re upset that she didn’t care to meet you
>she says “well if you don’t like it you can always leave”
Imagine being this much of a beta

(Repost)

>camera crew and producers freaking out looking for you
quite based but very good for TV

>be 60 year old ugly Canadian woman
>meet 29 year old Tunisian BVLL while on vacation in Qatar
>want to fuck so bad
>get married just to fuck
>(it’s illegal to share a room if you’re not married)
>after trip, decide to permanently move to Qatar to live with BVLL
>move happens
>have sex 5 times a day
>gets jealous when 29 year old BVLL looks at young hotties

waiting for more news on this :')

>talking to someone whose screenname is from sailor moon

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>while on vacation in Qatar
unironically 'who' goes on vacation to qatar?

Post it

tfw animal

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Your new bf

B

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> Iam a mechanical engineer and i live alone.

My future.

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Same

just make a better pasta than this dude.

No u

I'm a virgin freak

Have sex

bost profile flip girl

I have had sex

Have you listen the word of our maiden and savior, bagger 288, today?

>tfw you lose your wallet just before taking off to Japan. Need to hitchhike all the way from Fukuoka to Tokyo because you didn't bring any more change than 30 000 yen for the month you'd be there since you were supposed to use get more money from the ATMs. Meet qt and her friend for first time with them feeling bad for you and paying for everything. Luckily brought tent and sleeping bag because you like camping and able to avoid the rain by sleeping under a bridge in Tokyo. Suddenly get a message from the qt saying she talked to her parents and wants you to move in till your new debit card arrives. Literally living the dream with high school Qt talking in the morning, helping out the housewife during the day, going out with the qt in the evening and playing games with the family at night while she prepares for the school festival in 2 weeks we'll attend together. Only took about 19-20 years or so

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did you fugg

First partner she's ever had so haven't really gotten past the touching and kissing. A bit hard to control yourself when she comes over to your room each night to talk but it can't be done with the parents in the house

no, but my mom told me to join their religion.
close enough.

Have her suck your weenie

Making a cake

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why are americans like this

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is this randy?
if yes, post result of finished cake.

It is. I will

thanks, man

Because they are retarded

Audibly laughed at that

My nigga randy makes a killer carrot cake so I've heard

can make a mean coffee sponge myself

Um, nobody asked?

That's quite rude.

It is done. Later I'll remove the metal protection because it's now in the fridge

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Wake up

wow

>if I say that only women can contact me, will that keep the gays away?

user, do you really think any woman would choose Culture Pals as a dating site?

What do I say to this?

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"sorry, im on smoko"

Looks like a bowl of hummus, did you accidentally make hummus randy?

Rude

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tfw no husband making a cake for me

youtube.com/watch?v=lD3vbngA1MY
It's the 90 Day Fiance koreaboo

Just finished eating tea lads

i want this so bad bros

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Finally back
That ban was fucking annoying

my life will never be this

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>tfw no 1st world gf

>constant back and forth messaging with qt
>I forget about her message and respond like 15 minutes later
>she doesn't respond till like an hour later
bros why....

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That's romanzu
Where are you from?

Unironically, get a life.
If you are worrying that much about the time a girl take to message you back one of the 2 you have a lot of free time or some type of Autism.

shut up retard

At first the denial, than comes realization, followed by the desperation, of how much of a no life faggot you are and before all that you will stop to be an idiot.

I have hope on you, kangaroo.

>calling others a no life faggot
>is posting in the same general on Jow Forums
so this is the power of the mulatto IQ

> Hur dur you post on Jow Forums so Hur dur

Cope harder.

have sex

See above post

I really want chips

Freak fatty. It’s summer. Make sure to freeze them in.

Fucking vending machines.

Are you not worried that you'll get your willy stuck?

update, guys. her english is really poor and there's a huge language barrier