I got a match

I got a match and I still dont know what to write

Help

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Tell her that her eyebrows make her look like a typical thot and that you would like to cum on them

Ask her to sit on your face, so you can eat your way to her heart.

She’s cute

Ask VERY politely if you can put your pipi in her pupu

Show me your face so I can make assumptions about your personality and provide you with a reasonable message you should send to her that will match your personality so that when you're meeting her IRL you don't have to act like a different person who sent a "fun, quirky" message which you are really not

>"Damn bro i just matched with the cutest Girl ever... shes so stunning,but idk how i could Open!"
Then you write
>"oh wow whoopsie wrong Chat haha, but the compliment still stands ;-) lets Grab a coffee this weekend :)"

ask her what memes she likes

epikkk

Ole hyvä, näytä kusipäätäsi

*jaw drops*
*eyes burst out of head*
AWOOGA AWOOGA!!!
*picks up jaw*
*screws eyes back*
*regains composure*
Ahem.... you look quite lovely darling

Pls respond

yikes...

"Damn, you're hotter than a sauna."

You are like little baby

Watch THIS

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You are one corny motherfucker

kek. do this OP.

Try this

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Just be yourself

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>They’re all non-white.
the meme’s are true

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I detest wh*Te women

jättebaserad

lmao

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I used a neural net to restore the phone number nice job retard.
0736423811

patrolled

don't give a fuck

Also, remember to replace the 0 with +46.

Baserat

reminder that when you spend hours trying to think of openers chad just writes this

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When I went to Japan I got like 20+ matches a day compared to like 1 a week here in Norway.

are you ayrab

h-hot

I'm a white Norwegian guy with average looks, I can't even imagine how many matches a proper Chad would get.

i was totally sure this post was bait but then i saw the flag and i don't know anymore

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Tell her to wash her face and send a pic after.

keep barking for me

The old good one, almost never fails

>Black eyes
>Finland
Refugee?

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translate to english ülease

Don’t worry it’s probably a bot.

>well hello
hi
>does makeup from your face adhere to bedsheets
>what
>whore
that hurt
>uh
hurrdurr i mad :)

>lol I was just pretending to be indian tier while texting a woman, sure showed those roasties haha

She looks soulless