The biggest NEET you'll ever know

>be me
>be 21
>never had a job, not want to study, basically been 4 years leeching for parents
>parents tell me to find a job or get out of house
>leeching is in danger, must think something
>remember I am a baby faced, fragile, tiny male who causes feelings of protection
>the greatest idea of all times came in
>download grindr, pretend i am an asexual (sex is my limit, it's vomitive) homorromantic in need of a daddy boyfriend 35+
>write to several pathetic homo old guys, find the perfect spot to continue to leech
>deceive a 42 year old virgin with stable job, eventually move with him and let him pay for everything
>no rent, he pays food and supplies
>only have to pretend to enjoy kisses and hugs and that I care about his life when he comes back to work

beat it

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very cool

So you baited a gullible old guy out of his money to maintain your parasitic lifestyle, enjoy hitting gay death in a couple of years when he throws you out and replaces you with a younger model

Apply for government welfare you mental case.

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Then I will go for older and older men until I cannot leech and then maybe kms, I will never ever be a wagecuck

yikes
Why not do it sooner?

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Our welfare system is a bit different than yours, You have had to pay contribution(a tax that you pay when you are working and that finances your healthcare and subsidies) to get some juicy neetbucks, so the only way to get into welfare in this shithole of a country is by working, and It sadly has a limit.

remember the age limit is 27
once you go past that you're no longer twinkpilled

you are fucking gay, a gay neet, disgusting

Research more, I am sure mentally ill/disabled people qualify for government money.

Hell, even in Poland they offer such programs.

>only have to pretend to enjoy kisses and hugs
Ew what the fuck, you're basically a prostitute a this point...

>I am sure mentally ill/disabled people qualify for government money.

It is quite hard, you really need to be fucked up. I mean, I am bipolar and they gave nothing.

I am not fucking gay, it's just too easy to leech this way

How much do you charge for anal? Asking for a friend...

I don't do sex, I just give old pathetic men who have lived in a lie for 40 years the affection they've never had, you'd be surprised how much they need someone to stay just at their side

>Unironically becoming a gold digger

IDK, men. What if the oldman wants to have a funny time, you know, he could get a bit violent.

Maybe he will enjoy it if it gives him a raise, at this point all dignity is lost anyway.

When I was in uni I used to live with a 32 yo guy who paid for everything, bought me cute girly stuff like panties and dresses and fucked me every evening
Still remember it fondly

Go for more, autism stuff and the like.
Go to social workers for advice and help.

I thought Spain is extremely socialist?

Wtf where is my cute spaniard twink who tries to leech off of me whitout knowing im actually feeding him estrogen at every meal and eventually corrupt him into my sissy slave?

That makes you a gay nigger whore. Do you like being a gay nigger whore?

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>The biggest NEET you'll ever know
>21 years old

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We're also extremely poor specially after the 2008 crisis we can bearly afford pensions nowadays

Tfw no galician bf to help him change his hikkikomori ways

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Pretty much the exact post I was going to make

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