Beer

spain is actually a beer country

Red is wine. Yellow is beer (like piss). And blue is vodka.

culturally not

only in consumption because it's hella lots cheaper

Because of cold winters, who even can drink beer when it's -30 outside?

I like both beer and wine

Whisky and good schnapps are both better than vodka though

beer does taste good unlike wine, unpleasant sugary beverage for homosexuals, chr*stians and females

Moldova should be a vodka / wine country

Cider is better than beer

Have your fix of crocodile Ivan you make no sense

What's with all that hate on beer?

you dont need a key fucktard it should be obvious just by looking at the color of the country what is what hint see the color of Russia and France that easily tells what those mean and then by process of elimination you know what the last color is.

Wow you’re so smart

Based

>биpa

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>ceвepнa

t. xkcd

This.
Depends on the mood and the ocasion.
If there is a party with food involved then wine is the way to go.
If I just go out for a drink or if I'm feeling depressed in my basement then beer is my poison.

this

>why yes, I do only drink extra dry, low sugar (

I want to unite the beer-countries under one flag

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нe e cмeшнo бe TATAP

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this but unironincally

I only drink still water

I drink them all, also lots of Jagermeister.

>I only drink still water

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Spain is beer by a big margin

Interesting how all the rich, relevant and successful countries belong to beer drinkers.

>why yes i only smoke weed and salvia, how could you tell?

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>wine is for men
>beer is for women

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People who say they don't like wine or beer because of the taste are retarded. There are sweet wines and dry wines. There's a difference between lager and stout. You just haven't found the type you like yet.

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Based monastic brewer.

So when your gf leaves you it's time to break out the vodka?

This

What do Albanians drink?

I think Slovenia would be best stripped red and yellow. Still, our national alcohol is schnapps

Chad kadi srobret

Never seen anyone drink vodka here

Nobody in Sweden drinks Absolut?

>France is a wine country
yikes

Try leaving your house

Not that I've seen

Map is wrong, nobody drinks vodka here

I only drink vodka

But you're not Sweden

Vodka is commonplace at every major holiday as a nubbe. I mean, it might no be as popular as OP or Skåne but it should be on the table.

We're the same thing, Sven

Source even says beer, there's no vodka here
academic.oup.com/alcalc/article/42/5/465/210752

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Again, it's a cultural map, not pure consumption. Otherwise Sweden would be in the wine belt.

>The alcohol belts refer to the traditional beverages of countries rather than what is most commonly drunk by the populace today,

If you drink vodka you're no longer Swedish

Häng dig

Shouldn't you be the Akvavit belt?

Why not both? Akevitt and vodka are both fun!

>ask for a glass of wine at a bar
>they squirt 0.1ml on the bottom of a huge glass and charge me the cost of half the bottle
Fill it up you cunt I'm gonna drink it myself not give it to a toddler

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Only had Akevitt once, it was from a Norwegian friend that was visiting. Stuff was okay. I guess on par with (though different from) other herbal liquors I've had.

Glad you enjoyed it bro, it's alright. Not amazing or anything but it doesn't need to be.

If you like it you should try some different ones. Akvavit is an umbrella term for many different spirits, they just need to contain dill or cumin

You've never seen a vagina either. Does that mean there are no swedish women?

They're all trannies

>beer
oh no no no, enjoy being filled with estrogen, trannies

maybe they thought you were a dumb tourist

Vodka was invented in Poland, but the country is historicaly and statisticaly a beer country.

>schnapps
Based

For me it's German beer, Polish vodka, and Italian wine

Megabased!
t. Gigachad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorsh

>Wine
Shitholes
>Vodka
Partly shitholes
>Beer
Successful countries

>wine
>sugary

What abomination do they serve in russia as wine?

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a true man drinks all of them and enjoys all of them
imagine thinking something tastes bad because it is a beer, vodka or wine.

A true man doesn't drink alcohol at all.

incel

virgin

Absolutely Based

Very based

Belarus is surely blue

>wine is for men
>beer is for women

I laughed way harder than I should've

no you don't you fuckign idort

A true man doesn't base his manhood on whether he drinks or not

What a weird-ass map.

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>Hungary
>Wine country
>got our own alcoholic drink called pálinka

thats not hungarian, its not even hungarian word

>calls out a hungarian on a hungarian word not being hungarian
wot m8

beer is for single or middle-aged married men
wine is for women and men who actually have sex
vodka is for teenagers and divorced men

Got the impression the Baltics were much more beer oriented when I was there. Only time I saw anyone drink vodka it was the Russian alkies behind Riga train station.

how come france and balks like wine so much while they make literally worst wine in the world

The words pálinka (in Hungarian), pálenka (West Slavic) and pălincă (Romanian) derive from the Slavonic stem paliti, 'to burn, to distill'.[2] In Hungarian, the word Tótpálinka (literally 'Slavic pálinka') was used to refer to alcoholic drinks derived from wheat.

baste

There's good local breweries there.

We drink and make beer.
Vodka is for getting drunk and cocktails.
Beer would be more common than vodka

it's basically šljivovica you idiots
As half of Hungarians are basically South or Western Slavs

Take that back!

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Thanks Italy this wine is fucking dogshit

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