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the duality of man

pissed myself in the car the other day lads

that's soul food right there lad

>Loren Dykes of Bristol City and Gilly Flaherty of West Ham United proudly don rainbow-striped captain bands to show support for the LGBT+ community
A dyke called Dykes. Imagine how often kids made fun of her growing up then she becomes what they made fun of her for.

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banter

chips look a bit soggy
fish looks good though

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20 years young, 20 inches hung

Who is this cute girl?

had some fish and chips last week and it cost me £10, was very nice and satisfying though

yeah it was quite funny
i had a change of trousers on me but i was short on time and i would have had to sit in it anyway so i drove on for 6 hours with pee pee in my pants

no better feeling than when you ditch the feds in a chase

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he was a sk8er boy she said see you l8er boy

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what about harmonising with your boys?

You're more likely to become a baker if your name is Baker, it's a well documented effect called 'Nominative determinism' and could well explain why Dyke became a Dyke. That or the bashed cabbage she calls a face, who knows.

Coworkerberg doesn't approve of my new habit of stuffing the sides of my hair into my ears, lads. Says I won't attract women that way. Nobs to her, desu.

Nice little ditty
*gets on top of you and starts gouging your eyes*

Playing it straight she is
(She's a lawyer)

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i appreciate this post

Come out of her, my people,d

so that you will not share in her sins

or contract any of her plagues.

5For her sins are piled up to heaven,

and God has remembered her iniquities.

6Give back to her as she has done to others;

pay her back double for what she has done;

mix her a double portion in her own cup.

7As much as she has glorified herself and lived in luxury,

give her the same measure of torment and grief.

In her heart she says, ‘I sit as queen;

I am not a widow and will never see grief.’

8Therefore her plagues will come in one day—

death and misery and famine—

and she will be consumed by fire,

for mighty is the Lord God who judges her.”

corr shes into you, lock it down

women really are conversational black holes

*drops drawers*
*fat shite plummets out of my bum*
EVENING LADS

It's LGBTM+ now

still have not removed myself from my bed

Everyone is telling me to find love. Wish they would tell me where to find my gloves. I have a nice pair of red ones and I haven't seen them since 2016.

what does the m stand for?

any of you lads got albania lad on snapchat? check his latest story hes actually fucking mental lmao driving around south london with a strap on his lap and the glove box packed with gear

left or right

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minor attracted

thanks fren

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boring larp, this

find sex

my favourite part of the sopranos was the bit where they beat that bender to death for being bent

what

how is he larping? he has to accept your friend requests so its not like he posted some random public snapchat isit

svitolina basicly wearing a see through top at the tennis hehe

GO ON N'GOLO MY SON

mate is visiting me in london and wants to go to one of those ghastly "hip" restaurants where you play pingpong while you wait for your food

trying to negotiate him down to ramen

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anyone recc a good podcast?

cracking post this

urbanites should be doused in mustard gas

Based. Shame I was born too late to partake in a spot of bender bashing.

sincerely hope you’re having a laugh

Mum has basically been telling me to have sex incel recently

Wahey!!!! Look at him go.

freak

would I lie to you?

agree but id rather white criminals than black ones

can see cornet's abs rippling through her tight seethrough shirt in the tennis lads hehe

Trans-exclusionary radical feminism? Fuck yes

listening to Will Smith's greatest hits

Why are British bois the cutest? >///

good show

how long until necrophilia is added to the ever-expanding list of the amalgamation of letters that is LGBTQMAPL+?
how long until I can say that I only get a sexual high from robbing a bank? or murdering somebody?

Time to cut the shit

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call her a roastie whore

Remember those adverts for Asda where they'd slap their arses at the end? What the fuck were they thinking?

Cut the crap, Morpheus

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show us a cheeky pic la

>Spectacular
ruined it

any chadcen man in?

incredibly boaring chat log. falling asleep reading it. bet her cunt is dryer than most of your country.

albanians are some of the worst scum in earth and their sole claim to whiteness is living on european soil

don’t know mate *draws a big huff of my fag* just don’t know anymore

Who is she?

Any swerf man in?

Might tell her to dilate and give her a kick up the pumpum

and look who's humouring a larper yet again, a foreign

I dunno, tell me

>shah of iran steps out the closet just before
what did david chase mean by this?

Is this your new "blog on" Diego?

stop

what about your da? can't he put her back in her place?

well i dont have to interact with either so i dont really care, nigs seem worse to me though

spreading fake news again lads

managed to wake myself from my bed
on the shitter now, just need to stand back up and get me pants back on

I reckon this is the only rational response to her being a bit vapid and boring
if you’re handsome this’ll work out, if not it’s cringe

excellent post m8, excellent post

SHANSHA

who is she? there are two girls on her picture. Which one of them is it? thick ed

Hello any source for her?

albanians are what nigs would be if they had an iq approaching human levels

Cute British accents make me wanna cuddle >///<
C-cute British boi?

as if you can tell anything from those pixels
left

just bought a pot to piss in

Cor

I bought a fish & chips 14 € at my local hipster bar

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