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Does Ashkenazi inbreeding select for large breast genetics?
shagging should be a prerequisite for the right to vote
Moni just renewed her BT TV, Sport and broadband packages for another 18 months
Bargain at only 46.50 a month!
Janny cunt ruined the Rosie posting
thanks janny for making those two lads go back and retroactively (You) my post
It was a good post
did you know that the plural of moose is meese
you make some brilliant posts mate I must admit
Janny stole my yous
This can't be true
quite rate rosie's arse in latex desu
legalise drugs, people should be able to make their own decisions!
restrict gambling, people can't control their actions!
The dichotomy of leftypol
Get this for free using someone elses log-in details without them knowing.
the plural of Octopus is Octopieces
that response below
This shit is so grim man
don't care for latex, me
doesn't show enough while simultaneously not leaving much up to the imagination
Wanna watch on my TV though
the US system of having designated degeneracy zones like Las Vegas is perfect imo.
remember when she was a communist lmao
Bargain at only 46.50 a month!
i'd fight for israel if i got a jewish wife out of it desu
bbc femdom lover
Oh my DAYS
you know what would be hilarious? you deluding yourself into thinking you can quit and then relapsing for the 1000th time. #haha #youtried #findom
how do you know it's me?
Getting slightly sick of constantly showering, washing dishes, hoovering, cleaning up clutter, blah blah blah. You just have to do it again later.
SHOULDERS TOES TO KNEES I'M THIRTY SIX DEGREES
most brit/french/lux band ever?
Hang on to your money people, it's going to get rough. The Coalition is to blame 100% for having tanked our economy, but I guess that is what the best economic managers do........
Austerity measures are coming, well not for them and their donating mates, they will make a motza still
Reckon if you killed everybody who has ever been to Glastonbury you would solve most of this country's problems in one go. Not all of them, but most.
cope he probably had a shit jaw
Can't stand smug bastards gliding scissors through paper in one smooth motion. There's a hinge for a reason you arrogant fucking cunt, use it
What a tune lads
you’ve got a witty charm to your posts, often identified by overly-descriptive actions that add imagery
ACTIVITY IS KILLING THE ACTOR
Nice. Who is he?
Back in action
I usually try and start off going ksht kshmt kshpt but as soon as my arm gets a certain distance away from my side the scissors go ksssssssssssss on their own
多謝你在 Apple Store 購物
Could well be me when I'm not a-posting on the phone
I'd guess it's @ChelseaFindom97 on twitter
wonder if she felt like shit when she realised she couldn't market herself as a teen anymore
boris shitting it
Absolute retard buying some sweaty chink earpods
fair cop but yeah it does sound like you're describing josie as well tbf
Normal price is over 60 quid
Elmer is of course short for the Anglo-Saxon name Aethelmaer.
Hunting wabbits is Anglo tradition
mums just had a breakdown and kicked me out, how does a 4 year NEET get a job im fucked
sajid shitting himself
got offered a new job today
Need to do 9 hours worth of work tomorrow that would've been done by 2 people and I need to do it in less than 5 hours. Why is it I need to toil so hard? So I can leave early and go to a second toil interview. Slavery.
Finished my road trip
Drove 500 miles yesterday wahey
Time to create a profile on adultwork, make sure you're available to men x
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
Cheaper in HK than London mate :)
hahahahahahahah get fucked unemployed scum
Thinking of quitting mine. Might wait until you get one to maintain the world's equilibrium
With anger because he didn't get invited to meet Trump and more than a few of his Tory colleagues probably told him directly "no chance we'll have a Muslim PM" during this elections.
god closes one door and a new one opens
found out from the mrs that a couple we're friends with watch porn together haha
pressed her for details but all she relented was they like "cleaning porn" whatever that is hahaha
might chuck a wet wipe at matey when I next see him and tell him not to spunk his pants
Out of order. Never speak to her again
Just search for 'Boris' on the Guardian and read some of the articles they are fucking hilarious. One of them is about a former boss of his saying he doesn't support boris but the first two paragraphs are the writer comparing Boris Johnson's campaign to the events leading up to World War 1. If The Guardian is shitting it, then we know he's the good guy.
the Cambridge historian Christopher Clark published a study of the outbreak of the first world war, titled The Sleepwalkers. Though Clark is a fine scholar, I was unconvinced by his title, which suggested that the great powers stumbled mindlessly to disaster. On the contrary, the maddest aspect of 1914 was that each belligerent government convinced itself that it was acting rationally.
It would be fanciful to liken the ascent of Boris Johnson to the outbreak of global war, but similar forces are in play. There is room for debate about whether he is a scoundrel or mere rogue, but not much about his moral bankruptcy, rooted in a contempt for truth. Nonetheless, even before the Conservative national membership cheers him in as our prime minister – denied the option of Nigel Farage, whom some polls suggest they would prefer – Tory MPs have thronged to do just that.
I have to say Turt lad, you would unironically be a chad if you weren't a manlet. Nice fit
every girl here in Greece is an 8/10 minimum
Ah cud use dat
don't have a chad brain even if I was 6'4 pure and simple
Throw my burners inside of the bush so I don't get caught
Get the fuck from round me fore I cock my hammer, unload the Glock
Coming out the Benz, steadily moving weight cause the hustle don't stop
I'm coming to win and all of my niggas be gunning , shooting for the top
Inside of the cocaine bimmer pushing it up yo lane
Fun fact: because of a form of reverse-telegony in which cultures of the vagina are absorbed through the urethra and sensitive skin of the glans on a man's penis and end up in the prostate, antibodies that are strongly linked to the X chromosome and thus are more prevalent in the two X chromosomes of females end up being introduced into a male's immune system. These antibodies are almost never inherited by male offspring because it's incredibly unlikely for one X chromosome to carry. Being deficient in these antibodies is strongly linked to defectively high DHS sensitivity which leads to slower metabolism and weight gain, lethargy, premature balding, erectile dysfunction, and depression. A male fornicating with a female acts as a veritable inoculation. Here's the tricky part, though: your body brain and body stops developing around the age of 25 and thereafter your body and brain chemistry becomes incredibly unreceptive to the benefits. Rarely will a man who loses his virginity after the age of 25 experience any sort of change whatsoever.
If you don't have sex by about the age of 25 but preferably much sooner in your teens, it's pretty much over for you already. This is why fathers used to take their teen sons to prostitutes. Society and science didn't know precisely, on a medical level, why it would make a difference, they were just trying to help their son's build character. Little did they know how harrowingly right they were.
drinking a coffee and eating a stroopwafel
Game Theory wasn't understood back then. Typical of The Guardian to have a complete lack of mathematical knowledge. It's why they know fuck all about the economy too
umm, your tax dollars should go to environmental causes while mine go on craft beer xthxbye
Wig jig Figwits
Praying for Nigwits
Ding digga diglets
Wig wag weglat
Omegas rise up
spartacus is shit
*even if I were
You aren't 6'4 so you are describing a hypothetical situation. Hypothetical situations require the subjunctive mood
aussie has to start every thankyou with an x
You don't need one and I'm sure you do alright now but you would have countless insta art hoes sucking you off
for those wondering, yes I have replaced "the fiancée" with "the mrs" - just seems a bit more ambiguous and draws less virginous bile than "the wife"
what about the *whistles and looks down at your crotch*
Don’t be so fucking cheeky or I’ll smack the lip out of you
Squeezed Fresh Daily
Fruit & Veg
100% australian oranges
The second language English post
He was too good for /brit/. Truly don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.
only 30 people in my first year uni course
Stop posting this vile cunt it's making me despise women
How low can you be
Oh will you just blog the FUCK on Runtingdonshite for FUCK'S sake
Literally everyone in this job has told me to find a new job and that they all want to quit soon. Been here for a month and apparently already need to be looking for a new job.
would love to but that's basically the long and short of the matter
feel free to like and subscribe and leave a comment with your feedback, it really helps me out x
Does this explain butch lesbians
*virginal nasally gimp voice*
Hypothetical situations require the subjunctive mood
Remember when whores got reported to the IRS? ahh...cracksip
ALROIGHT YOU MAD PHAKING DOSSERS YOU HAVE XACTLY 2 MINUTES TO PROVIDE ME WIF A CUTE PAKI GF OR I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT
Was 200 in mine and the prettiest girl asked me out but I was too autistic so she ghosted me haha
my new gimmick: engage enthusiastically to blog posts to encourage more blog posting until diego blows his top
Just yanking your ring finger me old chum, really enjoyed the post and look forward to more!
Makes me think
doing a poo
Got a wife desu
I started improving my English cause of her. She wanted me to get a better job title than 'eternal grifter'
I've only smashed a couple of times. Got 3 years step it up
Knees are FUCKED after 6 weeks of manual labour
haha love a good poo me, whats it like? maybe even treat us to a piccy x
can't believe that findom is an actual thing that exists unironically
Any plans on hapa children?
we dat husbanddem
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and sit in that lunch if you're treatin'
Yep, but only after I get a job :)
New Delhi cracking the whip
Sucking a plop
so how are these cultures of the vagina absorbed when a condom is used then
how long till you play me the song that will make me belong to you
One hour on the clock. To my toilsmen: stay strong. To the rest: how's it foing?
Might dye my hair blonde
Imagine not using knee pads
just got home from toil
was a really nice relaxed day
save it for your youtube tutorials on cottaging mate
remember going to Greece and perving on topless women by peaking just over the waterline about 30 metres out from the beach with my snorkel gear, a bit like a gator. Spotted the finest pair of breasts I've ever seen irl and fondled my knob while staring at them.
What job lad? Call centre?
pc is running at 58C and I'm scared shitless it's busted
Rainbows shouldn't even be associated with being a bender, it's an insult to nature
26 and never had sex, balding, depressed and tired all the time
yep im thinking this is me
maybe don't use a condom
Rainbows don't belong to sodomites
dont think "i hate niggers" will hold up in court
You would do it if you were a girl therefore you're just resentful therefore there is no basis in which this issue can be critiqued
really hope i dont start balding soon. that would just be the cherry on the cake
Business idea: diving mask with built in binoculars
when you get home and there's some new namefag on /brit/
doing some.... Outdoor living, if you wood ;)
Mummy made dinner
Mummy washed the dishes
Mummy washed my clothes
Mummy provided snacks for throughout the night
Mummy asked to borrow $120 so she doesn't have to go to the ATM in the morning. I don't have it. Sorry Mummy
that sounds unwise
Most girls are not so shameless or unable to make money other than through virtual prostitution
yanks b like >"yo broski gemme sum o dat shitfagpoohazeog
Everyone would whore themselves out if they could
So how come some women don't do it then? Lol fucking grim slag taking advantage of the mentally ill
Any innovative man in
Flagfagging is worse than namefagging
business idea: voyeur related web shop. hidden cameras etc.
Italian Soda for me
dont really care tbqhwy, im already a lost cause so whats left to lose if anything shaving my head might make me more motivated to get in the gym a bit and tone up
Everything I say is just right, right, right. I can't remember the context for this post as I stopped writing it to do several minutes of work
reckon you'd get a lot of business from a certain Monica White
Not intelligent enough (being unironic)
It's like how some women become pornstars when they could just build a following on insta, or camwhore or whatever for similar money but less degrading.
I'd tell her shes the most beautiful woman in my life and then promptly cut it off
I applied for a few new ones in toil today
Berg is bringing in a new timekeeping system where we somehow have to account for the 40 hours a week we work.
I barely do 3 hours work a day, just gonna leave that than deal with all this bullshit hassle
going to spain in September
Hello everyone, or hola as they say in Spain. I'm the new namefag
I'm so intelligent that's why I'm a whore xD
Cope on you vile cunt
Frosting for me, thanks
alri 52 year old mum with one kid at uni and another sitting their exams, with a newfound hole in her day after switching to flexible hours and finally getting the dog put down, which, let's face it, should've been done years ago when he first started shitting indoors
Blumpfoid shitboggle btfo’dddd
Paying 60 quid for wog ball
I'm the new namefag's biggest fan!
Don't appreciate the homophobic vocabulary but welcome to /brit/!
i don't care who you are
where you're from
what you did
so long as you love me
THIS should be hte motto of every poster on brit. Get yourselves a foreign gf STAT
Just ignore it
that's the least of your worries desu
You ol' pussy-ass, cake-ass, punk-ass, trick-ass, sucker-ass, fuck-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass, K-Y Jelly-packing-ass nigga
You better get your bitch ass up off the street, nigga
You got five seconds to get your hating ass up outta here
(Pouring up and showing up, bitch)
Cause it's some trill-ass niggas in this motherfucker
Yeah, nigga, y'all know the motherfucking sco', y'all non-snorters, non-smokers, non-sippers, get the fuck up out of here, bitch
Nigga, it's some sipping-ass, pouring up-ass, smoking-ass, getting high-ass niggas in here, Three 6, UGK, nigga, we putting it down in this motherfucker
And we ain't playing witcha, y'all know the motherfucking sco', homie
Now pour it up, nigga
irish provoker retard
feel like this post wasnt worth the effort it took you to smash out but its defo worth a (You) so here you go mate
I HATE NEWCASTLE SO FUCKING MUCH GET ME OUT OF HERE
minimal effort, I assure you but thank you for your candor
You better be black if you're using that word around me and my friends.
Yeah yeah must be right
Almost finished my dump
IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
Do American's really not wash their bums??
just want some lads to play a videogame with desu b h
How is she so cute bros
I'm married, I'm OK
Thank you princess
might tug of to this later
president in 2028 (after 8 years of Beto O'Rorke)
You up for a game of RO2?
Same but with Paki bashing
Quite chilly this morning actually.
You up for a game of FOLC?
never played it im afraid lad, more of an fps man my self
Red Orchestra 2 is the best FPS game there is unitonically
ngl thought the thumb was an ass that had been creampied
Better to retain the semen
Niggas wanna try
Niggas wanna lie
Then niggas wonder why
Niggas wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain
With mad shit on my brain?
I resort to violence
My niggas move in silence
Like you don't know what our style is
New York niggas - the wildest
My niggas is wit' it
You want it? Come and get it
Took it, then we split it
You fuckin' right we did it
What the fuck you gonna do
When we run up on you?
for me? it's rent and nothing else
Would bang desu.
Wonder if she's a descendant of the original Cortez
Big fan of the guy who stands behind broadcasts yellow 'stop brexit'
Trip Itenary for 2020
Remember reading some strippers account of DMX, he hired a load of strippers and when they arrived at his hotel room he started a prayer service with them
Based black man
DMX did too much drugs
Terrorism and rampant knife crime is just part and parcel of living in a big city, lads.
What good has that miniature brown retard done for London?
It's got so much worse since he took over.
Need a dog to make it socially acceptable for me to go on hikes and beaches alone at sunset
Not a fan of listing regions alongside countries
Got 30k but still using a shitty pc, shitty cheap phone and I'm extremely frugal when it comes to shopping.
It's a curse. Wish I was better at spending money, can never buy things to make me happy.
Just cleaned out the Jacksie.
Yeah he’s an ex-crackhead that’s probably what made him aware of the damage a reckless and sinful life can bring
isn't he now insolvent
nigger fuck shit cunt
Dunno, very likely
Poor lads had a rough life
same except 30k euros hahahhaaha
already do shag mostly insta girls
Tell you what lads... Cooorrrrrr
things don't make you happy. you are right to be frugal.
My dad used these recreationally when he was a kid, they were called mandrax in the UK
x aint gon give it to ya
literally 45c in the train rn. dying
What are some warm winter jackets that don't look stupid/roadman
your dad admitted to you he recreationally uses "man drags" and you thought he was on drugs hahaha oh my days bruv
just finished Ubik
WHAT a book
those final 50 pages were some of the most horrifying and surreal ive ever seen
geriatrics are gonna be dropping like flies
being frugal is more important than some shiny trinkets
wanking myself off at a weird angle so its like im getting an aggressive reacharound
parisian roaches deserve to suffer
i have a Brandit M65 knockoff thats great
*Sits under the air con vent*
*Desk fan makes another waft on my face*
*Sips an ice cold diet coke with condensation on the outside of the glass*
*Snuggles into my hoodie because it's a bit chilly*
poor frenchy :(
For me, it's a sports coat with a jumper underneath, but tbf I am apparently 86
what you worrying about winter for now?
bring back bendy buses
How did reading that book help the British economy?
fuck off kraut
getting the weekly dose
hope you get a sore throat
might watch some cheesy 90s/00s movie when i go bed, watched the lawnmower man last night, kind of feel like watching hollow man
Farts are smelling of soap
going to a very very cold place for uni
The image Zhang doesn't want you to see.
very kino cyberpunk backdrop
bring back white dogshit
Thoughts on my planned road trip?
Bath (stay 1 night)
Snowdonia (stay 2 nights)
The Peak District (stay 1 night)
The lake District (stay 2 nights)
Newcastle (stay 1 night)
Scarborough (stay 1 night)
York (stay 1 night)
Skegness (stay 1 night)
Cambridge (stay 1 night)
New Forest (stay 2 nights)
Back to Plymouth.
How about you watch this?
*unrobes and sprays a steaming confection of diarrhea down your gullet*
well in that case you can probably wear whatever you want given that you are still a literal child
Paddington bear looking motherfucker in his big coat
Top lad, top read.
do people actually buy books
Prefer this myself:
Day 1 - 80mph straight off Beachy Head
plymouth, sunderland, hartlepool, skegness, peterborough are shit dont go
spend more time in the national parks instead x
Just move to London
where there's a nip
there's a gay
now that's a cracksip if I've ever seen one
I buy books every other week
Yes I recently bought the God Delusion, very enlightening piece of work and a seminal contribution to the Western Canon. Atheists unite!
immigration doesn't matter
10 years and 8 million eastern europeans later
you dont really need to, you can download ebook versions, many universities have digital copies of text books since it means there isnt a shortagefor when students are writing their assignments all at once
this is total bullshit -- hope there arent any vf's here who think this is real
Going to arrange marry with a juden queenz
those damn egregious chinks...
My dowry will be USA
yeah but i would rarely pay more than a tenner
euroskepticism and brexit has been a concept for 20-40 years, its always been there
The class conflict of the 20th century was working class vs upper class
The class conflict of the 21st century is the lower middle class vs the upper middle class
virgin freaks are discriminated in the job market
Yeah, normally from charity shops tho as you can get a 2nd hand book for like 30p or so. I rarely buy brand new copies unless the covers are nice.
I do always
had a kindle for a time and after a while I never used it.
problem is these books take up too much space, had to leave a bunch at my parents house recently since I had too many
enquired about a property and the landlord asked if i was a virgin.
(And that's a good thing!)
There is no reason in this day and age to own a paper book.
I've been scarborough before, I thought it was nice, if not a little bit of a tourist trap. I wouldn't call it shit though. I must admit I was skeptical about the others but they are simply on the way and skegness was a decent halfway stop off point. Peterborough is only on the list because I have a mate there I intend to visit. Oh and I live in plymouth so that will inevitably be the starting and finishing town
deano my son
one day all of this will be yours
was he 5'3" with a passing resemblance to Diego Riviera?
Refused entry to the zoo due to my lack of sexual experience
two last book your purchased?
2084 - bouelem sansal
d'un chateau l'autre - céline
You might have noticed I left London off the list because I hate London and everyone who lives there is a cunt, with very little (if any) exceptions
is your mate gonna take you Edwards?
love butthurt Chinese on ADVChina videos
Government is making me attend a punitive state sponsored cuckolding course because I made a racist tweet
I don't know what that is.
Never been to Peterborough before.
libgen is blocked across the board
dancers at the end of time
the secret teachings of all ages
d'un chateau l'autre - céline
Yeah you're based my bro
Honing my drifting skills
Fedpol on the ropes
notoriously shit club in P town lmao
absolutely hooting and a hollerin'
How would knee pads help squatting you fat mong?
So you're not English?
I'm from Plymouth and we call that P-town
Will this cause cultural friction in Peterborough?
Embrace Tiger, Return to Mountain: the Essence of Tai Chi
and a new copy of the Iliad to replace my shitty old one from uni
Works fine for me
I buy books and hoard them and never read them