/brit/

Might join today

hate summer
shitty deano and paki season
full of humidity and bugs

Peeeng

Reminder: Maura is a desperate slapper

We're all in a theatre, some people watch the scene, some try to see what's happening in the backstage, some are asleep, some don't care at all and the last try to escape the show, trying to choke on popcorn

Yanks are on fire today

don't you know who built atlantis
and returned it to the sea
don't you know who owns the weather

in my mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=PStW0hGocY0

what happened to the adtrwiki why is it perma down this year?

Would give Maura a passionate willying with my willy

Pringles are half off at tesco again

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wtf
must be top 1% in vietnam

youtube.com/watch?v=7jcuYA714Jw

Cya later lads

Cackling at that BoJo thing

pay up vietlad

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full of virgins

retard

in a words mood again lads. fennoscandia. pusillanimous. cartography.
will let you know if i think of any more good words.

like I said its easy to make money here, even total degenerates with no degree and no skills make decent money, more than enough to life off of and have fun.

virgin

I WANNA BE ADORED
I WANNA BE ADORED
ADORED

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phoah why did u tell me lad ffs gona nip down now

he got his titty skittles lads

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Better to be a retard virgin than a retard or a virgin

Made it to the Gold League on Duolingo lads

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Gonna get my wife to learn Vietnamese and do something about this

ordered a copy of lolita off amazon and instead what i got was a pack of nonce hunters at the door

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is tismo ok? am a bit worried ngl

>tfw silver league virgin

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Just woke up

Feel like my dad would do something like this

Not bad

Once a girl knows you like her, she will use that to her advantage by chatting and flirting with other guys. You cant let her know you like her. Ideally you can make her come to you. That way if she cheats, you can make it seem like it wasn't your idea to be together anyways and distance yourself from the tramp

popped an erection many a time while reading lolita

'

I think its hard for the average westerner to grasp what its like when the yearly national economic growth is higher than 1%
you have former rice farmers driving BMWs everywhere here
if you have some skills and are good with people you can make easy money, especially compared to how grim it is in most western countries as a young man.

>Have currently drank 6.8 units
It's not great, but it's not terrible.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7179799/Morrissey-blasted-claiming-prefers-race.html

based

dave now pretending that loneliness doesn’t exist

watching last nights love island
becus i go to the gym at 9.30

Haha remember that erotic nonce copypasta you would see on /b/ every so often

weird cope but ok

literally no one asked

youtube.com/watch?v=jUjd6DHAutU

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nothing at the moment but going to be keeping up with danberu nan kilo moteru when it comes out

I brought the idea up with my long-distance girlfriend about moving to an emerging economy as we're both graduates, but she said absolutely not to Vietnam :/

im 26 and have been a NEET for 2 years, i have 30k in savings (inheritance + leftover wagie pay) do you reckon i could find my feet there?

>my long distance gf

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>inheritance
how?

you could get arrested for reading that

Based
>he's already in me
WTF gay??

Great way to make money

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War between us and the whites is inevitable

Got some new walkers sensations papadums today

Is tourism about making the tourists happy or about making the locals happy?

absolute state of these losers

Who are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=2yzY-HUvavU

Only saying how it is, you're the one with the strange hostility. I just don't want to be a toildrone in the Toronto suburbs until I'm 60.
with savings alone you could live like a king for some time, beyond that you can invest or else try teaching but it will be hard to find something good without experience. though if you're willing to work you can build that up quickly.

choon
youtu.be/StV9lElcvAY

Moni is in the market for a bf

Suggest someone and she will make it worth your while

Are you drunk rorke

more of a gor or skaven

Fuck off Poley you dickhead

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no it isn't
shitty meme title too

Poo

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me? i'm a moviegoer, except i don't go anywhere

>Cope
Not really, they decided that the Deng Xiaoping model of communism works after spending 15 years having the shit kicked out of them for being communist, having a war with Chinese communists and suffering a split from Soviet communists.

Basically they went full capitalism and now they will make Marx's corpse spin at 15,000RPM when they continue to exploit the worker to provide cheap labour to capitalists while their bosses keep all the profits, but under the name of communism still.

hope you don't talk like that irl too you freak

A Pakistani patriot

could i get a part time job teaching like foundation english to kids to get experience? im a london born brit so surely with that alone i might have a chance at getting some teaching experience even if its the young uns

The new toy story movie is pretty good so far

do NOT like the look of the weather forecast

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Meh, that part of my life is still a happy one.

>that pic
roaring

Oh no no no

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I only play it for reaaaaaaaal

more communist here than in China, especially the general aesthetic

rancid trollop

the best thing about the bradley memes is that he has already read through all the questions before the live show

who will win the tory leadership race?

screaming in the train

yewandre

the biggest issue is getting a visa rather than making money or fiding a job
making money is easy but its difficult to get a legal working visa unless you go with specific companies or agencies.
if didn't need my working permit I probably wouldn't work at all.