/brit/

What?
No I don't want a doner kebab go away

Ookokok

JANNYYYYY

Dave is being racist again

I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE

can't sleep, lads.
Thinking about my best friend.
He died last year.
I wonder what he'd be up to if he was still alive.
I wonder if the way I remember him now is what he was really like.

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>Dave
>Namefagging

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I'm sure he is in a better place lad, oh wait he was muslim right?

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Wonder what the remake of The Dam Busters will be like

you said you shan't be posting tonight you ugly bastard
run along

>Muslim
Nah, Brazillian

Not usually in my nature but figured I might as well since people seem to be confused as to which posts are mine

foy
jog on

youtube.com/watch?v=XpmeVNxZ-Ks

chune lads

>larping as dave

>There have been more than half a million marriages between Asian women and male GIs since World War II; an estimated 80 percent end in divorce
ah yes, traditional asian women and their lack of divorce

posting from my 2010 macbook pro

>Brits just seemed brainwashed to want to ban anything they don't personally like.
no
>So everything bends to the whim of whatever is politically correct
no
>american flag
pottery

running out of phenny lads
only have 6 pills left
have a bottle coming in the mail but i don't know when it will arrive
if i quit taking it cold turkey i will get terrible rebound anxiety and probably have a mental breakdown

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That isnt a tune

>Doctors have voted to stop billing foreign patients for NHS care.

>Medics backing the motion said charging made health staff ‘complicit in racism’ and ‘racial profiling’.

>Up to 500 delegates voted overwhelmingly in favour of abandoning the fees at the British Medical Association’s annual conference in Belfast.

>‘We are doctors not border guards,’ said Dr Omar Risk in Monday’s debate. ‘Charging migrants for accessing NHS services is a fundamentally racist endeavour – we are complicit in the oppressive regime.’

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Why don't you cunts take real drugs?

>dude just shave it, chicks love that shit!

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ireland was always the better country compared to england

this is what happens when you flood the health service with wogs who try to undermine it from within.
fucking state of this country.

good thing the nhs is in perfect financial shape

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any requests lads?

i find it a bit ironic that a yank has the largest collection of /brit/ frogs haha

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New Zealand had always been the better country compared to Australia

Need to be sedated asap.

overwhelmingly strong urge to shag a fat woman

youtube.com/watch?v=USWqrrF6cQw

>any requests lads?
yeah piss off

have to get my words right

did you see Rick and Morty last night? so good.

going to be 30 in three years
grim
utterly grim

thoughts on fat niggers?

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oooo massa yousa gon make me squirt
and by that i mean, i will fap to them when the urge presents itself

not sure why this is such a meme. it's not a bad way to teach zoomers to remember things

i have a job interview tomorrow and i lied heavily on my resume
wish me luck

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Shut the fuck up ypu pussy I was literally taking 5-10g of phenibut every day last summer with alcohol and came off it no problems

could do with some phenibut myself

shan't reply to you

quick, learn to solve a rubiks cube

ooo ur hard

Having the same thoughts lad.

hope you bottle it

why do australians love fat wimmin

>phenny
Lmfaooooo ohnononono

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wiggly nigglies

based and redpilled
makes the benis hard

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what did you lie about?
i would, as the previous poster suggested, arrive soling a rubiks cube. it will demonstrate higher intellect, an ability to think outside the box and multitasking.
i would also suggest perhaps some funny glasses or a hat to show that despite your reasoning and problem soling skills you
re still fun tow ork with

Most of us are virgins. And don't have high standards.

Emma Watson had diarrhea

n-word!

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w2c hat?

based n-word yank

considering edging out of NEETdom by volunteeting at a charity shop
your're thoughts?

why are there so many yanks in guildford

Ecumenical Patriarchite of Antioch I think

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need a macbook urgently

Ecumenical Patriarch of Guildford

Alri

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that's not a thought that's an image

only cost 5 mil

Wouldn't recommend, i worked at one and it was pretty shit.

>dipping a tampon used by Emma Watson into a jar of Emma Watson’s diarrhea and then drinking it.

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why is he posting pics of niggers?

there's a gaming and anime convention in my city today
hmmm wish i could be a fly on the wall to observe the freaks

random image reply poster posts what random image reply poster wants

elaborate
was under the assumption it'd be easy with a lot of downtime

Doug is the most autistic spacker I’ve ever had the misfortune of crossing

nothing to see here,,,,

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chinks usually have autism even if they aren't diagnosed with it

It's imminent.

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What business does a pitcher have doing batting practice anyway?

I guess it depends on the sort you go to, the one i worked at was fairly busy and the guy ran it like it was serious business. I was moving furniture and breaking apart furniture and sorting dirty clothing all day.

for fun

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So are we having a scrap with Iran or what?

wish we could bomb your shitty little island

you see, this character wears fingerless gloves, hence they know how to smack a bloke around
am a genius of costume design me