ITT: you get three NUKES

how do you use them?

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europe
china
africa

Sit on them

The moon gets 3 new craters, dubs, trips, and quads gets to name them.

It's better not to use them and scare everyone with my three nukes

dick
poop
butt

in that order

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I shart on nuke.
Now when used, poop fly in enemies face.
But I will have to eat tofu so my poop becomes a lighter color and can be easly seen in the chinese's faces.
If the poop was brown, chinese faces would like like beef fry rice.

ny
israel
riyadh

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Ummm
1. Argentina
2. Is
3. A melting pot of races

get one of those guys to walk around with a briefcase behind me but in this case it's the most disgusting exhibitionist you can conceive but nobody can do anything because i have 3 nukes

ny
california
worst korea

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USA, Russia and one right between India and Pakistan, possibly the muslim part of India.

But I won't reveal it was me :^)

is 3 nukes enough to destroy the world? if i wanted to cause the major damage posible to modern society or the world itself, where should they be placed?

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Israel
USA
China
World Peace Achieved.

all three on OPs head

africa
mainland asia
southern usa

Two for Israel, and the last one would be a gift to the Kurds so they can destroy Turkey.

all three of them on sweden so you stop posting wojaks with ears

Hit Israel with one, threaten defensive retaliation with the other two.

This

South Korea
Japan
LA
Congrats you started WW3.

Delli, Shangai and california

Washington
Paris
Berlin

Based and misanthropicpilled:
>amazonas so you can destroy unique biodiversity alongside muh trees
>antartica/north pole so the rising sea levels rek all c*astal cities
>some densely populated country where floods don't happen

The Hole Left by the Christian Dark Ages

New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles

All of them on Italy

Washington DC, Nigeria, Shanghai

LOS
LOS
LOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS

Mecca
Washington
History channel HQ because it became shit and must pay

Mecca
Jerusalem
Rome

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Beijing
Shanghai
Mecca

Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Tokyo

Israel
Mecca
Guangzhou

I drop all 3 on Turkey

Cairo
Delta
Sinai and Israel

wish for infinite nukes and so on

Based

ok i'm rolling for this

First: Tokio
Second: Berlin
Third: Paris

Give me more nukes if you want to see my entire plan.

ny
la
dc

all three on israel

3 are not enough but Bulgaria, Israel and idk about the third maybe USA, Russia or Turkey, India is an option too, China is almost as bad as Japan that got nuked twice and then nuked themselves with Fukushima, chinkoids are resistant...

Jerusalem, LA, and New York.

you know that you're not destroying the countries, right?

Why Tokyo?

Middle of Russia
West China
Middle of Australia

It would cause an international crisis where few if any get hurt.

all three triangulated around me 50 km away

To trigger weebs.
I chose Tokyo, cuz it's the capital city.
Nuking Hiroshima or Nagasaki is a nonsense.

kanto
johto
hoenn

Houston, Texas
>One of the largest number of unauthorized immigrants. Try to help Texas bros out a bit.

New York City
>Self-explanatory

Jerusalem
>Again, self-explanatory

Since three nukes probably wouldn't be enough to solve a lot of problems, it'd be funny to see Jews bombing other Jews from here in the states.

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Rolling for Tifa's Left Tit.

all 3 nukes on fashington

British Columbia
Ontario
Quebec

i launch them all on the USA
specifically Kansas city

Dismantle them to build a Swedish ear-detector

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