[Pepe] Listen here jannie, I'm about to tell a tale Of a little NEET virgin whose life is an epic fail I love Sneed and Bane, i gotta get my meme fix And you know I hate gooks, faggots, niggers, and spics Honnies sayin' I'm based, honnies say I'm redpilled Honnies see me spitting bars at some loser gettin' grilled I'm gettin' litty! Pour a drink in my cup Looks like someone posted doggy doo, SO FUCKING CLEAN IT UP!
[Janny] Let this be a warning. My job isn't rewarding I never really want to wake up in the morning. I got fatty flabs, Hot Pockets are a must And my fingers are always greasy from the fuckin' Cheeto dust. I might not get paid, yeah I do it for free but learn your fucking lesson: don't mess with me Imma ban you Imma ban you Imma ban you CUZ I AM A BAD JEW!
[Pepe] Is that all you got? your rap game is weak Ban me! I don't give a fuck I'll use a proxy for a week. When I make a new thread you better bet it be a sticky And then I BTFO all those shills that work for Mickey I'll tell you one more time my rhymes are prime I get paid with (You)s and you don't even get a dime Your mom just called and I gotta take a piss So call me Sam Raimi. HOW'D I GET AWAY WITH THIS?
[Janny] MOM! This guy is being mean to me He gets all the chicks, and all I got is weeb 2D Wait a sec, I gotta take a breath. My asthma's gettin' bad I really hate that I'm a virgin, I'm jealous you're a chad Will this be the night Should I get my noose Wait, that's not right It couldn't hold me, it's no use Guess I'll go get my dad's gun and pull the trigger *BANG*
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