My lips go numb every time I eat lettuce

>my lips go numb every time I eat lettuce

It's official, my diet has gotten so poor that I am now getting allergic reactions to vegetables. I have achieved Peak American

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Lettuce is mostly water anyway, it doesn't really count as a vegetable.

Like 90% of allergies are probably the result of processed foods

keep eating it to build a resistance

I thought Americans would cry or vomit when they saw vegetables.

shoot yourself with low caliber bullets like 9mm so that you can build up an immunity to larger caliber bullets like .45 acp

It's actually pretty nutritious.

This is true, OP has outed himself as mixed race, probably at least half European. Certainly no pureblood Americano.

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I think she would have become a healthy and beautiful white woman if she had grown into a typical Korean diet (rice and vegetable-based). I know it because I was childhood obesity when I was a kid. I grew tall during high school and became normal weight.

>beautiful white woman

Not with that oink oink nose