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Rata inmunda
animal rastrero
escoria de la vida
adefesio mal hecho

Infrahumano
espectro del infierno
maldita sabandija
cuanto daño me has hecho

Alimaña
culebra ponzoñosa
deshecho de la vida
te odio y te desprecio

Rata de dos patas, te estoy hablando a tí
Porque un bicho rastrero,
aún siendo el mas maldito
comparado contigo se queda muy chiquito.

Maldita sabandija
maldita cucaracha
que infectas donde picas
que hieres y que matas

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Fuck Musk

ahhhh gotta figure out what i want to cook
what ingredients do i need for one of those thicc chipotle burritos? too lazy to use anything other than ground beef

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Wagies OUT, it is NEET hours now.

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do you even speak spanish

no, i'm very disagreeable

wtf?

I'm not a nigger but this worthless nigger here is trying to larp that niggers made get culture a thing. Every black person on Jow Forums right now is an astroturfing lefty yeetwave midterm nigger trying to usurp white people of their futures through the proliferation of psyops, fanning subliminals and communicating in encryption derived from stolen Alt Right memes and clout

turned in my application today
hope they hire me

...

CHI

nice song fren
also the girl in the vid is a qtπ

1 shake
2 shake
..
10 shake
drops piss all over your underwear

if you shake it more than twice you're playing with yourself

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ik she's so cuuute

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Washington DC is a black majority city

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so

also a majority shithole city.

coincidence??

Based anime

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wish there was a shaver for zits that cured my acne

VERY based

I like to squeeze at the base and then all the way forward to force everything out

>apply warm water
>wash face(with soap)
>rinse with cold water
>???????
>profit!

same

how to dry out your skin in 3 easy steps!

el paso is a majority hispanic city
new mexico is a majority hispanic state

i rinsed with warm water what now

Do you want dry skin or pockmarked skin?

tired at 12 is a new thing for me

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Cold water closes the pores, this is common knowledge.
It's actually 5 to 1.

It's not as simple as washing your face for many.
Use Differin, it's OTC. Dries your face out where you apply it but it gets rid of zits fast. The worst zits I get are gone within 3 days, the lesser ones are gone in usually a day

Just hung out with my best friend whose been on another continent since September. I'm drunk and happy.

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want the summer to end so i can start eating at bonchon again

sure, sure, what do i DO now?

do you want to live in Portland, Oregon

That place is so fucking good omg

you can thank the north for that

think i have a staph infection because my zits always appear around my nose and hurt a lot more than anywhere else on my face

1500kcal no longer feels like a small amount of food. In fact it already feels perfectly normal only a week later. Why didn't I count calories before?

what is this

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too white for me

no, I live in superior Seattle

i could do it, sure

Baltimore is like 85% black. It also has the second highest murder rate in the U.S.
I live around 20 miles away, sometimes gang violence from there will seep into my neighborhood

[head explodes]
very professional writing.

I want to move to Seattle or anywhere in Colorado

You were too lazy or too stupid

there's one right by my campus and i love to go there

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Studying for college entrance exam buds

at 24

yep, one of those lifes

>anywhere
so you've never been

haven't heard of a college entrance exam in the US before

1-3 read VN
4-6 play vidya
7-9 listen to Strike & Mike while browsing image boards
0 go to bed early

I've been more than a dozen times you fucking faggot. Never assume my ignorance again.

what, are you not gonna do it or feel bad about doing it because of what some know-nothing babbies think?

It's just via some website and for CS, they do it for engineering too I guess?

local cc doesn't but one I'm looking at as an alternative if I move does, nothing crazy just math up to like late hs/early college

Nah I have like an okay job making 50k right now but no degree and I like working with my head over slaving with my body which is what I do currently, so I'm taking the leap

gonna try dieting tagain tomorrow

iunno assume it's from this book

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finna play some new vegas

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good luck buddy, me too
gotta push back the caffeine and hunger till 2pm
and eventually it'll hopefully get easier as my stomach settles

Never played any of the Fallout games. I've always been an Elder Scrolls kind of guy

same, till I tried it and enjoyed it
though that was back in 2014... the gameplay is pretty shit in 2019

i tried new vegas but it was not for me so i requested a refund

What is the difference between some call of duty and the very real VR? The soldier should be afraid, because of fear he will think more productively. The VR can help you drop the fear.

funny, you strike me an NCR kinda guy

ah, two, three places, grumpy guy?

I beat new vegas once, then installed a bunch of mods and was gonna play through again doing legion, but it keeps crashing so I said fuck it.

nice

wtf New Vegas is probably the best game ever made

as an*

More like 5 places. But those 5 places were amazing and I want to live there. I'm not grumpy just overconfident from alcohol

i think about this video everyday
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too bad N64 controls suck on the emulator (unless you have an actual N64 controller I guess)
at least super mario kart works alright

waiting for the FO4 port myself

AND IF THAT SORT OF LIFE IS WHAT YOU WISH YOU MAY GROW UP TO BE A FISH

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I main Wolf and Isabelle on Smash

i'm gonna fartcuck you

gonna watch some youtube

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let us fart in unison

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Wolf and Fox are unironically the worst characters in the game

>try to replay New Vegas
>can't get into it
>try to replay Morrowind
>can't get into it

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I'm getting sucked into a F2P grindfest game pls help

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don't understand this meme

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Wolf is so fun wtf

runescape?

not a meme...just a killer track...literally destroys the entirety of US-Rap in 5 min...

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baf

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how do you differentiate between someone who's a good or bad kisser

The only good thing they have is the gun

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Herpes, obviously.

I like Wolf's claws. The animation is satisfying so I spam it and win that way (and the gun, of course)