I just closed all my blinds

I just closed all my blinds.

Whats your strategy to successfully stay alive today, fellow euros?

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death

Turn on the ac and dab on poorfags

French people are very retarded, they say that AC is not good for the environment... So this is extremely rare over here.

open windows during the night
close blinds during the day

do this and you'll be fine.

t. see pic related.

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take a shower once in a while

yes if you dont have ac this is extremely important

I fucking hate summer.

I will spend the whole day at work with ac

fat retard
french are good ppl, you need to open 2 windows in 2 different sides of the house, close it between 11 and 15, drink cold water and fruits

its not a big deal, now stuff like saharan heat would be difficult but this isnt a case of emergency unless you are fat or old

god I need to go a professor's office soon
how the FUCK do I survive

>French people are very retarded, they say that AC is not good for the environment... So this is extremely rare over here.

No, more like our ""environment"" minister is a fucking retard. French electricity is almost clean (not for long tho, thanks to the ecologists who want to close nuclear plants).

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Imagine having an uni exam at noon in Dalmatia

Not being a filthy continental.

Have a nice walk

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I have a fuckin exam tomorrow and I have still a lot to do. Will I make it anons?
I think I'll just die melted

In France they have reported all exams until it gets cooler.

Lucky bastards

How will amerilards in vacation survive?

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Be from the norf

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it's cold and it's raining atm
feeling blessed

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Estonian flag on purse? wtf?

same here
the company my friend works at built a brand new building with high tech screens and japanese toilets but no AC

It's fucking cold here, been raining for two days and it's overcast

>open windows during the night
it didnt even get cold last night

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>French niggas be like: Oh sacre bleu, mon fromage c'est confiturette

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Why don't you niggas get AC?

I will die this week

I just took a shower before taking breakfast to have a good start into the day...

in germany its because people want to save money. also, our work mentality is quite weird. as long as you can technically do your work and dont get killed by it everything's alright.

we have a saying "if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen"

But there are AC in offices etc? Why not get one in your home? I got mine last year since hated the heat and couldn't sleep. Was just 2000€

there is no AC on construction sites

Man I wish I could create some kind of airflow in my small flat. Sadly it's not really possible so I resort to a ventilator which creates some airflow but doesn't really help. My apartement currently sits at 31 degrees celsius and it won't get better lol.

Place frozen water bottles behind your fan.

>But there are AC in offices etc?
very unusual

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Electricity is fucking expensive man. It rises each year despite me trying to use less kwh per year.

Lmao quit whining everything else is cheap in Germany

>18 and overcast

comfy

AC at home
AC at work
And previously AC in car, but Im selling it now for some reasons

Then you shall die

That's because you retards decided that nuclear energy was not good enough for your special needs.

>AC in car,
wish we had cars with AC here

What's the point of AC in Russia?

>just 2000€
Germans are poor. Most can't accumulate that much money.

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I blame the inbred retard Merkel for this shit. Costs rise each fucking year because of her retarded decisions.

>haven't slept properly for the last week because it's too hot to sleep
>didn't even drop below 24° last night

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Peak comfy weather today

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But you're richer than us :). AC overall is a good investment

Poorer than Greeks

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>But you're richer than us :

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Isn't this because you niggas rent your entire life?

We have the coldest start of winter in years.

uh.. it's raining here and the temperature is so low i had to wear a hoodie

germany is rich
its people not so much

You have western european wages but eastern european prices. Actually many eastern european countires are more expensive than Germany
Where do you spend your money?

That and because the average German wageslaves his entire live for small money and has to pay 40% taxes

>Cannot accumulate 2000€

You either have a very shit salary or you cannot manage your finances.

thank you for the gibs, Hans

oh no, 36 degrees how will you survive???
fml euros are pussies, get over yourselves, anyone who dies in this """heatwave""" deserves it

its the least we could do after the horrible WWII

Turn on the AC dumbfucks

ha ha ha ha
oh yes, so horrible
hahahahahhah

people are already collapsing left and right (our trains don't have ACs)

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dont believe the poor german meme, these fuckers invade everywhere during summertime, they aint poor, they just play it down

>Whats your strategy to successfully stay alive today, fellow euros?

not living in a spicy place

fucking pollacks are getting cooked lmao also you all are pussies it's 41c in Texas every other fucking day.

>6 months ago
>it was 35C every day here and 10C in europe

>today
>its 15C every day here and 30C in europe

feels good mangs

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How is this possible though?

Shitty salaries, world highest tax rate (and still rising), electricity, gas and electronics becoming more and more expensive etc

>what are seasons

It gets hot in America too you know
Goddamn are we ever not on your mind?

Please delete

lies and saving issues

>afropeans

wew

why they be laughing?

It's 12C here.

they're just smiling for the camera

Pls send money. Italians are much wealthier than us.

1st update of the day.
Eastern Germany is the hot spot so far!!! as well as Adriatic coastal locations

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we are happy people

Nuke China, India and the USA to combat climate change.

Same here.
>hurr durr we always have to heat to 25°C in winter by all means necessary otherwise we might have to put on a sweater in the house
>35-40°C is fine, it's just for a few weeks, AC kills the planet, just close the blinds bro!

Fuck normies and get AC for your home at least.

Taxes rose? What happened? I remember the Bundestag fighting about abolishing the Soli which still hasn't happened iirc.

Not even many Middle Eastern shitholes have 50, wtf Moortugal. Stop being an African country!

yesterday highs

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We should butcher Amerifats and use them to feed endangered wildlife.

that didn't happen though, that was a predicition, they always fall short.
It did reach 46ºC last year though, highest temperature since 2003

It was all worth it

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This is all because of climate change! We must destroy our airplanes and cars NOW!!!

No, I want you crauts to boil

Ac at work
Open windows at home and maybe i'll turn on the fan if the storm clears before dark

This reads like an American joke about us : unfunny, untrue and unneeded.
Do better.

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40s are expected friday here, i'm still okay, comfy 32s are expected today

anyway how did the heat hit france first? we're closer

No, I fucking love it.

Hot temperatures are perfect for baking Jew Pizza

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Same here

france is flat so wind spreads faster

>Where do you spend your money?
Expensive cars so that they can fly on the autobahn.

The money goes to the state of course.