Spain...
Spain
Still couldn't activate them
Please please please tell me guys, my gf is about to arrive
>compare thee to a summers day
Classy.
imagine being a country so small the "how do i" question doesn't even fit on your map. what a fucking joke is denmark
the english do go above and beyond for banter
>based on English-language searches
i.e. what Angloid expats are searching in those countries
>activate my genitals
>star in pornos
>breathe without choking
>have sex
>die
>pretend im normal
>avoid roma
Not necessarily. I don't Google things in Romanian.
How to breathe without choking
through your nose you dummy
>make 1 (one) friend
>killtugal
>stop scratching my butt
>mfw I was literally scratching my butt while reading this
Have you tried running water over them?
>how do I get a loan
Oh nononono
literally the mccanns
ripip maddie
kek, I giggled
>ascend to higher consciousness
>travel through time
If these were based on native language searches, that would make more sense, because Swedish uses the word for one as an indefinite article like French and many other languages. But since these are English searches, that’s pretty hilarious.
swedes are qt