Describe your ideal Jow Forums bf

Spain/Italy/Portugal/Brazil

Skinny, short (150-160), smooth, pale and hairless with wide hips like mine. Overall just a very girly guy. Also his penis has to be smaller than mine but no smaller than about 15cm.

I'm fine with any hair color as long as it's natural and not like blue or green.

I'm fine with any eye color too but I'm not a big fan of glasses.

His favorite hobbies here to be the exact same as mine and he always has to be willing to get into any new hobbies I get interested in. Also he needs to love sex. He needs to LOVE it.

tl;dr I'm going to die alone

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Roughly my size. For comparison I am 70kg and 180cm.

I just want someone similar to me. If he could teach me to hunt that would be pretty fun. Any sort of art/music/photography hobby is cool too.

>leaf
>skelly but good frame
>long brown hair, a bronze shine in direct sunlight
>sky blue eyes
>likes to play soccer and guitar
would only be a faggot under these circumstances

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Go to your cringe containment board faggot

Doesn't matter
A big belly, one that's so big it overhangs his hipline
Don't care
Don't care
Anime, cooking, reading, >vidya
Basically a fatter, dominant version of me as far as general interests go

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>Belgium, Italy, or Spain
>Huge ass, No dick, with boobs, pale but can get swarthy really quick after sun exposure
>Dark, Black
>Blue or Green
>I don't care much, will adapt to Her Hobbied.

Yep you guessed it, I'm not a faggot like all of you, I want A Girl

get hiv

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Cringe, I'm going to hatefuck you and cream your insides

Gay is not okay

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Keep up the good work

you all will soon be gay for my benis

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rus
twink
brown
blue
playing vidya, hiking, history

Italy/spain/greece/portugal
Twink or twunk
Indifferent
Brown
Vidya, hiking, lifting,

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Disgusting pedophiles

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t. urk

SK
Kim Jong-Un
Blue
White
Dancing

Go away.

dilate

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UK
Just not fat and willing to do sport with me sometimes
Brown
w/e
Vidya, reading, sport, history, nerdy things

How does it feels

>bashing trannies in a gay thread
what are you trying to prove? we hate them too lmao

lol

...

>Norway
>Twink
>Blue
>Blond/light brown
>Hiking, playing vidya, reading

gays and trannies are almost the same thing

no

Liking other men isn't the same as injecting yourself with hormones or seeking destructive surgery on yourself

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idk hard to describe but it feels really good to give someone else pleasure
it smells really really good as well

>wanting to fugg a dude and wanting to cut your dick off are the same thing

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>Goes into gay thread
>posts sassy comments for attention
>Overtly emotional
Why are there so many bottoms in this thread?

being gay is just a stage on the way to becoming a tranny

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you got the point
fuck off

ok i get it, you are baiting
fuck off now

Just marry already, you two make a cute couple

>of course there are no people who hate us, it's just bait from you silly boys!
do a flip

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Brats just need to get punished :]

Yes
Are you from NRWF?

Just ignore the attention whores, (You)s are the only type of validation they will ever get in their lives lol

you sure showed us! well boys look like we got ebinly pwn'd
me in front of that yellow car in the background

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Yes

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God I wish it could be me
I feel like I spent all of my school years working and studying instead of getting boys

I don't like hiking or lifting and my vidya taste is shit

calm down boys
*kisses everyone in this thread*
there, better now?

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Give Sex Friend NOW!

1. Nordic or Germanic
2. Strong and tall
3. Anything really
4. Blue or green
5. It'd be cool if he had a motorcycle, also punishing brats I suppose.

same but i got drunk and hit on my room mate so it ended up with me sucking dick

What are you looking for in a sex friend?
Based I once got drunk and hit on my friend and we snuggled all night.

no wonder you're still a virgin, incel Jow Forumstard freak

Show bussy

Someone who loves me

>flag
Doesn't matter
>body type
Skinny guy or twink
>hair color
Doesn't matter
>eye color
Doesn't matter
>favorite hobbies
Cuddling, spending time together, lewding with each other, cooking food, games and light drinking

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Since when did sexfriends love each other? They usually just fuck and then leave each other until next fuck time.

those types of friendships most of the time ends with liking each other and being a couple

What games?

So you're saying there is not really a real love in gay community but people just fuck each other and then think they love each other :(?

Ideal Bf is the one that sits on my shoulder.
>flag
Don't care, don't be black though, its just unattractive
>body type
Ottermode would be best, you can be my gymbro bf
>hair color eyecolor
Don't care
>hobbies
Go hiking with me

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>flag
French
>body type
Lithe, curvaceous, feminine, soft, small, yielding to my touch
>hair color
Mousy
>eye color
Brown
>favorite hobbies
Hiking, video games, sex, taking HRT, travelling (but not to crowded places)

Is being good at cooking and baking a desired trait? I don't see that many wanting it.
Nah he is saying that fuckbuddies usually end up getting more and more invested in each other's feelings that it becomes inevitable that they fall in love.

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>Nah he is saying that fuckbuddies usually end up getting more and more invested in each other's feelings that it becomes inevitable that they fall in love.

Yeah as I said, they start to think they love each other just because they fucked each other for a period. So not really love but an attachment to each other believing it's love until they find the "spark" burning out within months.

sounds a bit like me

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>they start to think they love each other just because they fucked
Thats the opposite I said.
Obviously at first there is probably some boidly attraction cause why else would they be fuck buddies. But a thing you see with bi-curious guys is that they wanna "experiment" with a single person for a while.
Now my point is that people fall in love when they get to know eachother more and start to know their feelings and get a better understanding for eachother. And even that can happen in a relationship that isn't meant to be serious at first.

i've been learning to bake. cooking with a bf is definitely something i want!

>Thats the opposite I said.
No it's exactly what you said.
But it's not a bad thing if it's your thing. So hope you find a fuckbuddy that falls in ""love"" with you.

>lust is a good foundation for a relationship
literal retard

okay, to you what is "falling in love"?
because i was saying exactly what the danish is saying

I'd love a BF who could cook for me mainly because I don't know how to cook myself and I'd love to taste the cooking of someone I love.

May I ask if you have ever been in a relationship?
Also what the fuck are you talking about, how does what I say line up with what you said?

hey, maybe it started like that but later they saw that a relationship might word and started liking each other more

To actually share feelings that are feeling not just sex.
To be able to connect via interests, do stuff with each other that is not sex. To see the other person from a perspective that isn't sex.

You two are braindead if you think a relationship starts with fucking each other like sluts.

lel same 2bh
my father told me that the most important thing of a gf (in my case would be bf cause i'm homo) is not the body, not the mind, not the personality, not the soul, but its cooking

All relations start with sex probably gay ones too

this doesn't refute what i said at all dummy

>All relations start with sex probably gay ones too
No they do not, unless you mean broken relationships that starts with sex ends with separation.

t. virgin

yes, i agree with you on that on what is love
but i have to say, that "friends with benefits" starts with lust but most of them later start to fall in love with each other
i know this, this is exactly what happened to all the people i know who did this, all the people i know who haven't done that know that people who did it ended up like that

Where the fuck did I say that being fuckbuddies is a good foundation?
Some do though? By far its the minority of relationships but they do happen. People are sluttier these days, that doesn't make them devoid of emotions and unable to fall in love.

Sadly not, I was in that period of life where I fucked a lot of guys and now alone because it doesn't work.
It doesn't work stop being braindead. It will end badly.
>Some do though? By far its the minority of relationships but they do happen. People are sluttier these days, that doesn't make them devoid of emotions and unable to fall in love.
No they do not, you will feel the pain later if you think so. But I won't stop, since I can't.

i'm not refuting what you said, i agree with you in a way, but sometimes it happens

you said it can lead to genuine love lmao
alright it just seemed off-point

Yeah it can for some people. But love is fucking messy. Its not a 2-dimensional and if you think that then you're delusional.

so you're afraid of falling in love, huh?

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Im afraid of falling in love with the wrong person.

Nice, what part of Norway are you from?

everyone is, user, everyone is

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insane that you could think that is two dimensional compared to "fuck till it works"

Right cause that's the only thing I believe in.

cope

the middle. Pretty hilly in this part of the country