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Sucking a literary N***er edition

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absolute fucking statehaha

**** you, you ******* ******!!

if you play alliance, you are quite literally a homosexual

>unironically linking reddit
state indeed

[eurobeat intensifies]

Just ate some crispy mandms

Genuinely cannot wait for the 15th july

#
I talked to the guy and half is spiritual bullshit
And imagine having to tell people ypu do kung foo
Like you're 10
Fuck

Id do boxing but I don't want lots of black eyes

any man in??

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getting my hair cut on the 4th of July

Reckon i have daddy issues because he had even bigfer daddy issues

oh say can you see
by the poo bum willy

holy fucking shit what had no idea this was at bst this year need to get tickets NOW

Make sure its done by a wog

Need a gf that will slip aphrodisiacs into my Gatorade

Moni just invited me to his house

lol good luck with that
got my tickets months ago

Do karate, no spiritual bollocks and you win fights by making any kind of contact that your opponent didn't block or avoid.

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Absolute banger

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hi thailad

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look Thailad mate, we all know you're a lowkey Asian Worshipper ALRIGHT?

thailad!

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Yeah I’m gonna take my horse to the old town toad I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more

Woke up with my anus exploding

oi it's better than kung fu

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choon

archie

namaste lids

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What do you lads reckon the weather is like in Thailand

I need a get out fast anyway. I like the guy id do it with but hes also my 50 year old neighbour

such a fucking tune when belle delphine did her lil video to this song I fell in love even more

gay

Nick Cummins? Top bloke mate.

at toil so no audio, what happened?

just lost my mind

couldn't give a shit what the weather is like in thailand has absolutely nothing to do with this general

33°C Mostly Cloudy, pretty mild day.
say you're a conscientious objector

Cummins my mouth

>Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)
>(feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)
LEL

imagine living in london

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sadiq khan was asked if he has gay orgies funded by the london public and he responded no comment

Walking around town in a suit and sunglasses and feeling good tbqh lads

I agreed to it last week because i was tired as shit coming off my last exam i had to cram for and didn't have any mental strength left to tell my dad to fuck off

some of us don't have to imagine

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hooooo

alright agent smith calm down

what dont you like about it? I enjoy living here a lot will probably move out to raise a family though

pay the price

He did it because the original was being boycotted by country stations for not being real counteg but they couldnt ignore it if Billy Ray was on it

Ate a black pudding there

I live pretty close to London. London is a great city if you take out all the foreigners

its not so bad on 32k+, but you won't live alone unless you're on 50k+ or live with your gf

At a black poo there

some kind of white discharge is seeping from my anus

lmaooo smithy you ledge

fascinating

15 degrees and overcast.
yep.

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Not a black suit ya silly billy haha a navy one

think I'll live alone regardless of my salary

"Pops, I'm a man now, and part of being a man is taking hold of the horns and steering your life in the direction that best suits you. I don't want to do Kung Fu with my 50 year old neighbour, because that's simply not my style.. you see, I'm actually passionate about figure skating, the way they glide across the ice, it just seems so.. liberating and that's the direction I want to go and I want you to be proud of me."
??

light grey is the chad suit colour

white fellow says "rape is up, theft is up, arson is up, blah blah blah" (basically every conceivable way to measure crime is up since 2016 when he took office) and then he finishes with "And you honestly think you've made London safer?"
Sadiq then literally says "I do"
and he replies with "Unbelievable"

have to eat with the annoying cunt of a coworker again

Brilliant

why are there some people my age that share boomer-core stuff on facebook like outrage pieces on nonces, or petitions to keep free tv licenses for old cunts? What happened to them to make them behave like this?

*screams the nigger word*

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Had to eat the annoying cunt of a coworker again

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Toil

thanks
tbf it probably is safer for him

grim

don't know how people live in cities, with the noise and the pakis and the sky-high cost of living and just generally rude and inconsiderate twats everywhere

suburbs 4 life

fuck off

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hideous creature should be put out of it's misery

idk whats wrong with me but my sex drives gone completely, im not depressed or sad i actually quite enjoy life atm but i literally have to force my self to shag our lass

Haha funny cat

En mi ciudad que es mi hogar, el día de difuntos voy a celebrar

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fat cat
phat wheels

'kin 'ell

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Your bored of shagging just one woman, you need to cheat on her to rekindle your libido

we should set up traps with fried chicken as bait so niggers get stuck in them

paris should be on there

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>two bedroom
hello your highness

paris has unironic travel warnings these days. nobody goes there

wonder if i could make myself cum by fingering my arse

creasing

ah yes the fabled bum wank

Emma Watson is so sexy.

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Feel like I'm not going to make it lads.

NNoooooooooo

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Ye

Dont get why everyone bangs on about New York or why its so expensive.

good job we voted out really innit

Don’t worry it’s not gonna get us here