>be French >France, the cradle of european cuisine >be cook >travel Europe
>Italian "cuisine", boiled up bread with tomato souce and bread with rest of the food the poverty ridden household had left. Gypsy cuisine for gypsy like people. Disgusting
>German "cuisine", random meat with bread crumbs, boiled kraut variations, sausages that look like some imbecile tried to form a sausage but aborted it within half of the process. Pathetic lack of creativity cuisine for pathetic lack of joy of life people. Disgusting
>Scandinavian "cuisine" Rotten fish, for the inhabitants being too dumb to actually preserve freshness of fish in the coldest are of Europe. Eating it rotten instead, smelling like shit, very much like the people there themselves. Disgusting
>British "cuisine" Everything that walks thrown into a fry pan. The pride is some disgusting meat with sauce, something regular for every normal nation, the highness of cuisine for a country unable to use fresh vegetables and something not fried in old fat. Of course it reflects on the health of the toothless and incestoid look of the locals. Disgusting
>Spanish "cuisine" If you were poor and homeless and you had to look in the garbage for food leftovers which you would then throw into a pan - voila, there is Spanish cuisine. Disgusting
>french cuisine >stinky cheese and slimy invertebrates
Truly a cuisine that reflects its people
Logan Martin
You're a bad cook. Study and understand the foreign cousines, or stay in your kitchen.
Jack Jackson
>sausages that look like some imbecile tried to form a sausage but aborted it within half of the process. You're not supposed to look at food but eat it, brainlet What even is good French cuisine other than coq au Vin?
>You're not supposed to look at food but eat it, brainlet The fact that you cannot comprehend that in any daily experience all senses shall be as aware as they can is the reason why your country was unable to produce any culture worthy of note
We live with bodies that were slowly fitted to withstand environments with bacterias and other viruses, being too hygienic leads to health hazards such as auto-immune diseases
Everything else was true, but Nordic people literally smell like nothing. Southroid smell on the other hand is always very overpowering – and it’s always either a strong perfume or a stench of sweat.
Grayson Hall
Luckily for them we were able to drag them out of their autism and carve them to be creative meds.
Turks have no cuisine, its either borrowed by the Balkans or by the Persians. What cuisine do you suppose desert people like Turks to have, only grilled lamb, nothing grows in their original homeland. Everything afterwards was stolen from Balkans and Greeks.
Justin Sullivan
durian, spiky fruit that smells bad( for some) but my god it tastes heavenly if you buy the right one. I only picked them from a trusted local stall so your first experience with it may or may not make you love the fruit.
I'll have one salad with lot of french butter please!
Jose Johnson
that was truly un poste du France
Matthew Reed
No such thing Luigi
Elijah Roberts
Spanish cuisine is better than the French tho
Jordan Adams
Why do you use plastic fork and knife
Samuel Phillips
French cuisine is overrated. I prefer Greek and Balkan in general.
Jaxon Carter
Funny you criticize Spanish CUISINE given that it is really similar to French “cuisine”, except infinitely better and not drenched in butter. We even eat snails and other supposedly “unique” French dishes.
Brody Rogers
lmao
Nolan Stewart
>French "cuisine" some shit no one even knows what it's supposed to be except for beaguette and literal cheese >Italian cuisine Various dishes everyone loves and consumes regularly. Pizza, various types of noodles (spaghetti, linguine, tagliatelle, farfalle, penne, maccaroni etc.) and sauces (bolognese, arrabiata, carbonara, pesto genovese etc.), lasagna, risotto, gelato, panna cotta, tiramisu, cappucino, espresso, macchiato
>once again French "dishes" cheese, frogs, bread
William Torres
>tomato souce
Jack Ramirez
>muh pizzzaaa and spaghetti :DD You have to be over +18 to post
Benjamin Morales
good job detective swisscatchu
Lucas Howard
Mm yes. Preserve fish for 6 months. Very easy to do.
Ayden Scott
>Italian cuisine >Disgusting I'd take a nice bowl of potato gnocchi and garlic bread over a fucking cum-drenched snail and frog cocks any day Pierre.
Michael Ward
Of course you prefer the carbs.
Cooper Bennett
Better than eating smoked pickled fish intestines, Sven.
>french cuisine >be poor peasant >king-Sun lou take all your good away >hunger isn't your aunt >you catch frog for eatting >name it 'sophisticated french cuisine' >... >profit
You know that herb butter they put on steaks? Imagine some boiled shrimp drowned in that stuff. That's what escargot tastes like
Chase Anderson
i have been eating nothing but canned spicy sardines for a week
AMA
Josiah Hernandez
That looks like shit
Isaiah Davis
Rice looks well cooked
Charles King
Should have been potato on that plate
Hudson Martin
>french cuisine >take traditional mediterranean recipe >overcomplicate by 1000% every single step >consider yourself superior to others because abomination takes 48h to prepare
Levi Bailey
It is and very buttery :) A baked potato sounds good. But I don’t have any
