/cum/ + friends

You'll be fine. The peak of summer is over by then, still definitely going to have nice weather but it won't be overly hot. I mean it miiiight still get hot tho...but it won't be the norm. heh.

Are you gonna have sex there? Please do so just to spite Placer the eternal virgin.

maybe if i lose weight

...

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My mom doesn't move enough and I feel really sorry for her

>Are you gonna have sex there? Please do so just to spite Placer the eternal virgin.
this

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I almost finished this fighter plane. The color is grey + shiny pink.

ZEN FASCISTS WILL CONTROL YOU
HUNDRED PERCENT NATURAL
YOU WILL JOG FOR THE MASTER RACE
AND ALWAYS WEAR THE HAPPY FACE

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Bet its MiG shit

look forward to seeing it desu

Jerking off makes me tired I don't like it

my ssri makes it hard for me to cum

>jewpills
good goy

Spider season is here...

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When I was on Effexor I didn't think it impeded my orgasm but when I went off it I realized it was now much easier to cum.

my life is about to get piss easy
just gonna do a part time (3 days per week) amazon thing
it would be about $900/month and the only thing I really pay for myself is rent/gas/food and I'm on my family's various insurance plans and shit
I'm just gonna do that and hang out for like a year and then hopefully maybe try the college thing again
what do you think

gonna try and switch to wellbutrin

Don't take the easy route. Grind as much as possible while you're young. There are more opportunities when you're younger. Don't let it go to waste.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex

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but why
what opportunities are there

Women must die.

Have sex incel freak.

That's a good plan. Wellbutrin is popular because it doesn't usually have the same side effects

plus it does something minor for adhd I hear

Suicide is bad, but it's good that such weak faggots remove themselves from society...

>Have sex incel freak

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I hope I see her

So its good?

youtube.com/watch?v=hCdgDxQbW_U

what's wrong with having sex?

Thanks Reagan

I met this 30 year old boomer who wasted his education on an English lit degree because it was his "passion". He now works minimum wage jobs. He has trouble finding legitimate work because employers prefer younger candidates.

There are more opportunities when your parents help you.

I don't think I want legitimate work. I don't really want a career. I will end up just like that boomer but without even the education. Whatever

youtube.com/watch?v=Obim8BYGnOE

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I don't think my therapist understands I have no interest in doing anything and have given up on my life and I only go to her for medications in the sad hope that maybe I'll feel better but never do

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sucks bud, maybe you should tell her that

they can't help you if you don't want to help yourself user

NEED more of those bears my collection is limited

im 99% sure I stole that one from you

could be
btc is going to the moon again so its all good

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>they can't help you if you don't want to help yourself user
Yeah she said that too. "It's not a magic pill" or something like that

Going to New York City tomorrow lads!
>kill me

Creo que se quisieron robar mi auto.

Lo tengo estacionado como siempre afuera de mi jacal, y de la nada empezo a sonar la alarma.

No vivo en una colonia muy bonita, pero nunca me han robado el carro ni a los de los vecinos, estamos mal pero no tan mal.

¿que es lo mas interesante que le ha pasado a tu dia hasta ahora?

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sucks, sry bud

bring nose plugs

Why?

do it

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everywhere in the city smells like the inside of a dumpster filled with piss

wanna give my dick a good bleaching

lads???

Based and truthpilled.

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*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

i have no problem looking into vaginas
but looking into buttholes irks me... like that's intestines, dude

hello.jpg

*snnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff*

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Imagine if you didn't get paid for your work. Society would be as "interesting" as this thread.

*gives you a dime*

I want to hold hands with an American girl

lmao Oregon needs to be purged of its police force

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just move north 1 state

youtu.be/bpAi70WWBlw

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friend keeps asking me to play world of worldcraft...

The advertisement on youtube shows me the pilots professional ipad. This tablet is very comfy to hold in the pilots' hands, it has the red case and the application with the flight schedule.

what am i missing before i go to the store lads

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i dont like that plane but i like you

One of the words has been written as "bodycash". I guess, it's ok.
:3

intensely depressed today

youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

>Eating a McDs, some young guy says he recognizes me from school
>I have no idea who he is
>Awkwardly sits down and starts talking to me how his gf ran out of gas for her car
>He let his gf borrow his car but now is stuck and forgot his wallet(??)
>He asks me if I could do a quick e-transfer so he could get gas
The guy didn't seem shady and it's not like we were in a bad area, however I thought his story was weird and said no. Then a week later the same guy comes up to me when I'm walking to the store saying he locked his keys in his car and needs an e-transfer so he can call for help. I just walked away as it was obvious it was a scam at this point.

Now my question weeks later is what the fuck kind of scam is this? Was he hoping to just steal 20 bucks or is there some other end goal here?

i went outside for 45 minutes again
i wore sunscreen this time
i hope i didn't damage my skin too bad

i don't see tea, crumpets, or chastity-belt grease, nigel

>some young guy says he recognizes me from school
>I have no idea who he is
>starts talking to me
The only right reaction is
youtube.com/watch?v=PNU8zWMRQHk

when i went to south carolina I sat out in the sun and got burned and all the southerners at the party made fun of me

one mentioned that the best melanoma clinic in the world is in new england

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Sounds like an addict. $20 and life is ok again temporarily.

i don't believe 90 minutes of sun exposure after ~14 years of avoiding it won't kill me instantly

it's a W

i've never learned to drink tea

how are you ever going to hope to fit in with the lads

Yeah I thought that might be the case. The guy really did seem normal though, probably the same age as me which made the whole thing weird.

coffee is the drink of my people

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i laid in the sun for hours and felt amazing even with the sun burn, did get sunscreen day 2 though and used it liberally everywhere.

going from new england winter to 70 and sunny was just too good for me to avoid the sun, it felt great

Coffee is a drink of maya and the redskins historically.

and what about before anyone harvested coffee?
historically coffee is the drink of no one

Before there were aliens who built the pyramids. They liked coffee too.

but did they like covfefe?

what brown rice does Chipotle use?

perrocaca

user... i think the mexican lied to you about what you're eating...

oh my god i love Chipotle
Chipotle is my life