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Mental how Emmett could probably mog his own sister with a bit of clown paint and a wig.

When I see a British tourist I say "hello sir how are you doing" and try to help him out, but when Its a German I don't help them with anything.

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poor creature must suck being an ugly girl

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but look at this smile, radiates innocence

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Need a Dobby gf

Pooing in a train station while wearing a suit

Just confused is all. Wasn't a hefty swath of the globe under British control at some point?

schizo's done a number on you

the elf?

Does sticking some metal to his cloth make him a better person?

unbelievably good post

get your tongue out my arsehole

based, when i worked at a bar in spain i used to spit in the germans drinks

despise this whole "im above it all" thing that certain women do

Peep show

Could have at least gone and done it in the toilet

CANUCKED

Think you’ll find this is a Rosy general

where in spain
and why in spain

She looks to be made of wax in this picture

good enough to penetrate emmett

she's not sexually attractive and not a good character, he's a stuffy relatable sperg and was a good character

cant say where or why but it was family obligations lad

Can you fuck off and kill yourself, you garlic-munching, cheese-eating surrender monkey?

Who is Tim?

>quoting every post in the thread
neck yourself

This tongue is only for ur moms twatt u gobber

ignore him hes scottish

youtu.be/zbL2Uy1FqWY

Take a look for yourself lad

the next prophet

Fucking based

agreed she was an utter munter and very annoying
and yes he was a very good character
good post

This bitch is a HB 3/10 max. An easy bang for me. Simple case of Bait, Hook, Reel, Release then Hit her with the flipped positive Neg and slowly work my way in and oscillate into being AMOG (Alpha male of group), maximise chances of #Close by using the Compliance Test and slipping into the C&F routine (Cocky & Funny). Next slap her with a Bitch Shield while I analyse her BL and try to avoid falling into any traps her BBF (beta boyfriend) might fall into himself since I want to BMOG him while he's not there. If she gives me any trouble I'll pull out the Don Juan special Grand Master style and force EC (emotional connection) before pushing for the Fuck Close.

If she has AWD then I simply know she's JAW and ditch, she probably doesn't have Survival and Reproduction Value anyway but if it's an SDL (same day lay, for the layman) then I'd SUAL and Check the Buying Temperature and Buy at the spike for a quick turn around. Bang! Easy.

got called a son of a bastard earlier

i mean i guess it's technically true, my mum's parents weren't married when she was born, which is actually kind of weird since she was their second child and it was the early 60s

>107584588
just the ones that related to (((schizo))) you utter spastic

*signals to donkey with the camera*

Alri grandpa

am a literal bastard ahaha

don't respond to me ever again pathetic waste

I gave false directions to both a British couples and German ones. They wanted to take the RER C to go to château de Versailles. Little did they know they are more than two directions for the RER C he he.

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sounds like your mum was a bit of a ahem SLAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG

"..there is a script in development for a US Peep Show with two female leads. It’s at FX Networks and it will be written by top comedy brain Karey Dornetto (Portlandia, Community).”
- Sam Bain, co-creator of Peep Show, 2019

ohnonono

>107584708
i didn't
whereas you've given me two (You)s
rent free

Utterly based

Aren't you only a bastard if your parents were out of wedlock with each other but in wedlock with someone else?

Like if your parents were together but just not married you're not a bastard right?

thought I was a Mali N word. make up your mind pal

Which of you twats went to bully Timmy outside his rented flat in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England today? Leave Timmy alone!

once a very agressive irish lad who seemed to be on drugs came up to me and said basdjfaksjdbflaksdbflkjab treen steeshun?
i just pointed across the street and ran away

haha, sucked in

cope harder, bastard

Riding the tube in Paris is like walking into some sort of dystopian near-future sci-fi

eat shit and die

Get things done and feel good then sit or just sit on your arse and feel shite

went to spracklen house marlow but no one was in

Serious question

Currently coping

my parents were married 2 whole years before i was born, not only that but i was intentionally conceived

this leaves little room for doubt

This country is so shit ain't it. A focus on education and strong families is what makes the Asians so powerful. Us whites are FUCKED if we don't pick up our game

>hong kong
must be hell

for me, it;s sit on your arse and feel good

corrrr

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best mate is going to prison for 5 years
but what makes me feel even worse is that i think he is lying to me about what for

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>United states

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Would you rather spend a year in Egypt or Madagascar?

Could be worse, could be Copenhagen.

sit there, wondering what I can do to improve my situation...do what little I can then afterwards realize nothing has changed

holy kinoly

what's he saying it was for? what do you think it's for?

You think he's a nonce

Xe is packing more heat than most men, let's be honest.

what'd he say it was for?

reckon he got done for noncecraft?

why is the feeling after taking a slightly painful shit so satisfying

>mice
is that considered fine cuisine where you live?

why do people this hung bother becoming trannies

holy shit this is pretty hot ngl is that a semi?

Fucking hell

This only happens to gay bottoms

thelawpages.com/court-cases/court-case-search.php?mode=1

if he's done something proper rotten I think it'd appear in here

Paris isn't a hard city to navigate
It's just surprisingly ugly and dilapidated, and Haussman's planning is horribly oppressive.

dont lie

Do I want to get blown up by Islamic terrorists or get the fucking plague? Hmm tough choice

How do you know this?

tim utterly dabbing on us with all the barbour lately

The duality of she-men

>paris is ugly
potatoheads are always the worst. european yanks.

forgot image

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why don't you dab into oncoming traffic la?

ive seen the warrant so i know that he is being charged under the Firearms Act

he told me that for his girlfriends film (shes a film student) he bought a blank gun from a carboot sale but it turned out to be a real gun so hes being arrested on a formality
but i mean, theres just no way thats true, is there?

honestly more upset hes lying to me than i am about him being done by the police
thought we were besties