/brit/

based spirit, you might just be

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>will be selfmade millionaire before i'm 30

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don't even know what peppered cheese is i'm not so poor i go to these shit places haha

yeah, i'm thinking he's back

What's this then

No pickle on that burger remember.

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will win the lotto by this time next week

nah you're alright for a receipt, thanks

my long i just closed on eth

you're never going to be happy if you get so jealous of normal people like me lads. don't be sad you went to a shit uni and wasted your time

Bit too hot for a milkshake, I'll take a coke cheers

Read this as Norfolk gf

could I get a couple more napkins? can't be trusted with the saucy ones, you know what I mean? haha

tfw

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you heard right
mayonnaise, chop chop

Much was that? Sweet, here's a fiver mate thanks

make more money in a day than you do in a week lmao

give me six, user!
what do you mean the webbing makes it feel better?
user, could you lay another place on the table for my mum and sister?

Just stop mate, you're more embarrassing than homealone at this point

Nice lad, literally got my first ever crypto yesterday, btc and eth, tiny amounts though because I'm just dabbling and fucking broke anyway

I was on track to be a millionaire well before 30. I then lost all of my money gambling.

I need to start from 0 (zero) again, with a few debts to pay (mummy and the government)

The students are being arrogant again

why would be embarrassed of success you retard

tugging on my bootstraps as hard as I can

oh uhh nah, I'm good for ice, thanks

Live more in a day than you do in a week

when's the lotto drawing?

put a sock in it dave i paid good money for my humanities degree from an ex poly

Sucking an acorn ladssss

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Do you think boris Johnson will become prime minister?

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It's a figment of your imagination, take your meds mate

by spamming shit memes on Jow Forums lmao? i'm about to leave the office to go for drinks then meet the gf for dinner in soho

Why yes, I do believe the best things in life are free.

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nice one
doubt it

Why do you give a shit what anyone here thinks?

dumb crossposter

gonna be a close on thats for sure

>why would be embarrassed
intellectual powerhouse I see

He'll become next conservative leader but the Queen will choose Farage to be PM.

Holy shit.....did you lose it all on poker? How much did you lose? How did the moment feel when you lost it all? Did you bet it all at once or lose it steadily over time? If it's the latter one you're a loser in the long run and should quit gambling for good.

anything happened with tim and kane over the past 24 hours?

What's the deal with this fella?
I heard he paid prostitutes to shit in his mouth?
I also saw a video where he was promoting a gun that you can technically legally carry on a plane.
one ting is for sure in my mind, he takes unfathomable amounts of cocaine

That isn't even Dave. Dave never namefags

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terrible gimmick

lad i'm shit posting on my phone while getting paid to do this before my mate wraps up and we go to the pub

well it turns out /brit/ isn't actually a soap opera of your imaginary e-celeb friends so the only answer is fuck off no-one cares
sorry about that

this is old as fuck

Oh me? *smugly chuckles* I'm a self made millionaire. *gets into invisible Lamborghini*

Yeah we all posted a lot about it a few hours ago, have a dig through the archives

You borrowed loads of money which you'll likely never pa back for bragging rights and little more, and you're utilizing those bragging rights on an anonymous imageboard.
Complete runt you are mate

good post

EXTREMELY GRIM

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*converts a single penny to Zimbabwe dollars*
Heh, see you later poorfags,

You probably won it from some aussie cunt in a game but you know what they say, money won is twice as satisfying as money earned.

staggeringly good post

can't imagine how bad being an extrovert is
you have to actually rely on other people and socialise to recharge your batteries, that seems so burdensome
not to mention you probably come off as annoying when you really need it to people who aren't the same as you. loser/incel/etc are genuinely just them coping

Yeah lad, just the toilet in there that got clogged. Yeah theres a plunger in there already. Good man.

Lost close to a million.
Ponies, pokies, poker, card games, dice games, internet gambling etc

>buying depreciating asset nigger rich car
this is why you're poor

bit of a silly thing to do

HELLO
I'm here to shit up the thread

I’ve made more hot dinners in the last year than you’ve shagged money in your entire life

absolute spastic madman.

I become more extroverted if I stop posting stupid shit on Jow Forums or using the internet/computer in general

i would say it should be 34 cm by 24 cm .why?

If they put a gun to your head and said youre sucking dick or taking it in the ass which would it be?

the bullet

I don't
I usually become much more productive

what are online scratch cards like?
is it the same as doing them from the sop?
saw an offer earlier where you get £25 worth for £7
Was thinking about buying them.

take the rape. "it's not gay if you don't push back" right? with rape it will be a blow to ego but you were raped. with dick sucking you had to suck

both

which bionicle is best

I'd do both without the threat of violence if they were cute

can't believe they killed harambe

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Hydraxon

ice one
fire 2nd place

red > green > white > blue > brown > black

Haven't done those
Only online baccarat, online blackjack, online lotto, online poker, online sports betting/ponies/dogs

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I'd eat it

what type of finger nails do you lads have? personally i keep mine trimmed and cant stand goblins with tiny little stumpy chomped down finger nails

YOU JUST KNOW ronaldo's shagged messi's bird

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Miss Lachlan's DNA posting

I recall doing some hybrid builds as a kid with those bionicles
put the red and green together and it looked cool

Because I ordered a custom print and they have twice sent me the wrong size.
First one was 30cm x 20cm. He didn't seem to understand what WITH a border means.
Second one was 32cm x 22cm and when I asked why, he said because I wanted the image to be 30x20 with a 2cm border. I said yeah, but the image is only 28x18 and the border goes all around so will be 2cm on each side.
Decided to take my custom to someone who isn't a thick Jock cunt.

Still have not had anyone explain to me what a haplogroup is

LOOOL the animal has clothes on. An ANIMAL! With CLOTHES! LMAOOOO