Tfw I'm subconsciously on step 6

>life is different
Yeah, different ways of suffering

>distracting yourself from 'cidal thoughts will help you stop killing yourself
That's not how depression and anxiety work though

Also seek medical and therapeutic help.

Everyone has depression, it’s the most diagnosed mental illness. You’re not special, and this isn’t your fucking support group. If you’re going to kill yourself, just do it. But we know you won’t.

Make sure to leave a note saying that Jow Forums made you do it.

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I'm like a 6-7 bro

Still. The experience will end with your life. Moreover the suffering is subjective. Your tragic life could be a comedy for everyone else

8,5 here
Hope it's all over soon

I will take care of your soul, user-kun.

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step 9 here

Reminder that your life is a precious gift from God.
Reminder that you are incredibly beloved, more than diamonds or gold.
Reminder that you have so much love you can give to God and to your neighbor and that is all that life is.

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>The experience will end with your life
good

have sex, incel freak

Just die virgin freak

5/10 Bretty good.

Im on step 4, but what freak me out on panel 6 my name is Bernardo is this a subliminal message of something

Please don't do this, I know you are trying to help in your own way but little kindness goes a long way

i don't have the courage to do it tho :/

Who cares if someone's life is a comedy for others? Everyone lives their own lives, not someone else's. It's not illogical to end your own life if there remains no ways possible to make it less unbearable to live.

>Please don't do this, I know you are trying to help in your own way but little kindness goes a long way

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What's the point of necking yourself?
If you really think your life is over, just do something retarded, sell all your belongings and become a go on around the world, theres a chance it might e cathartic for you.
Hell, even pick up a fucking heroin habbit and die from an overdose in a year, still better experience than necking yourself in your room like little bitch

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Wow, I'm in step 2

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Because, as I said, it's a subjective thing. Suffering and happiness are all in your head. Of course there are objectively awful things you can come through but you still can overcome it.
People hate their life because they don't understand they can escape their routine or don't do things they think they are obliged to do

>confusing unhappiness with having a deathwish
Happiness is overrated and stupid.

lmao what kind of a fucking autist made this image? westerners cant into suicide lmao fucking EMBARRASSING. I am literally feeling great right now and am contemplating if i should kill myself. Why? Because suicide is the most chad action one can commit. It is the ultimate fuck you to so called "fate". I am basically taunting the world by contemplating jumping off a bridge. I am basically saying "life, you little faggot, remember if i dont like your shit i have an exit right here you fucking bitch ass nigger so you better accommodate me BITCH ass, lick them nuts." Most retarded "scale" of all time. By virgingard of course. Probably some bitch ass kid from scandinavia that unironically believes in psychiatry. ppppppfft. also ROFL @ 10. How can you still get help if you're "ACITVELY TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF" lmao are you telling everyone that you're about to take pills? if you're trying to kill yourself it happens in 5 minutes, you dont need to fucking plan it like a bank heist...fucking subhuman westerners.

This, but unironically.

I just want another Jow Forums suicide live stream, is it too much to ask

I've been thinking about it for about sixteen years now. I figure if I was actually going to do it then I would have by now.

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Lithuania, the ultimate Chad nation, literally too Chad to be alive

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wtf the scale goes from unrealistically happy to thinking of suicide in four steps?

But that would make it worse.

have you tried?

Woman from my church group said Lithuanians were the most beautiful people but had deep sadness on their face, never smiled except rarely. She blamed Communism for making their beautiful faces so sad.

I did that last year.
The difference is I N S A N E.
I can't recommend doing anything else, honestly. Throw all of your vidya in the TRASH, do something productive instead.

vidya yes porn no unless you watch porn 8 hours per day

No, read Thomas Ligotti's “The Conspiracy Against the Human Race”

Stuck at 7 and it will only get worse

lmao that's a hilarious boomerism but yeah i guess we smile less here

post the real version next time

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tell me more about this
what other thinds did you change?

literally nothing else other than giving up on videogames and studying more
My happiness has fucking skyrocketed. I also have no trouble sleeping and waking up at the same times.
It basically fixed most of my problems. And I never was much of a "gamer" either, it's not like I ever ruined my life with it.
But yeah, people tend to underestimate how SHIT gaming is.

step 9. only reasons not to die:
I'd go to hell
my friends and family would be sad
God would be disappointed

Not really; not a proper attempt, anyway. I've tried tying a rope around my neck and letting my weight drop onto it a bit in a kind of warm up of sorts, but nothing you'd call a serious attempt.
At one stage I tried looking for useful literature to help steer me away from it, but every article I read about suicide prevention only made me want to do it even more. They either heap guilt on you about how bad you should feel over how your friends and family would react, or much worse, they patronize you with a bunch of shit about how brave you are for not doing it. Meanwhile I'm thinking, "If I was actually brave, I would have done it by now." So I turned away from the prevention sites, then just started going elsewhere on the internet to watch videos of people killing themselves in the hope that it gives me the inspiration or whatever it is I need to actually do it. That kid from Jow Forums, people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge; all sorts of stuff.

>sell all your belongings and become a go on around the world
Selling all of my belongings would barely cover the cost of an international flight, no doubt a situation many are in who have extensive issues regarding mental illness and suicidal thought patterns.
There is little more in the world I despise than clueless well off normalfags. It shows that you have no ability to empathise with others and have lead an extremely selfish, easy and sheltered existence.

Always in 3 and 4 like a normal person. Though one thing that I'm not too fond of is the eternal life idea(in this world). I don't rather live decently long life into my 90s and kick the bucket surrounded by grandkids and shit.

i gotta try doing something
i'm a NEET and this shit is killing me

>They either heap guilt on you about how bad you should feel over how your friends and family would react,
exactly. fuck that shit, do they really think pilling guilt will make the feeling go away?
i dont know they kid from Jow Forums
can you give me a quick summary?

>i'm a NEET and this shit is killing me
yes it obviously does. Finding the shittiest job is going to be better for your life than being a NEET.
Being stuck is the worst thing you can do to yourself. Seriously, just do ANYTHING with your life.
Give up vidya, TV, all sorts of "entertainment". Throw it all to the TRASH where it belongs.

remember to stream it so that your final failures can be tallied and you may be held eternally against your peers
if you do it with style you might even end up famous

suicide? i will try to kill some jews first, they will pay for this global genocide

is there any entry job that doesnt involve interacting or seeing too many people?
i have panic attacks all the fucking time

anybody who isn't in 3-4 is a npc tho

>i dont know they kid from Jow Forums
>can you give me a quick summary?
About a year ago some youngster from Jow Forums shot himself in the head with a shotgun. People said it was over some discord community full of traps and other degenerates, but this was later shown to be bullshit. Shortly after he shoots himself, a woman appears and shrieks. It was alleged she is/was his mother, but this was also discredited later.
It did the rounds pretty much everywhere; I'm surprised you haven't seen it.

yeah, just work as a kitchen assistant somewhere, or be a janitor

oh
i think i know the guy
i wish i had a shotgun

I'm on step 2. It's all down hill from here

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somewhere between 3-4 it's been okay

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Who said I was being ironic?