You bring this home to your parents

>you bring this home to your parents

what happens?

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>wtf user, you always said you hate niggers
>why would you date one

They congratulate me for my negress not being as fat as my brother's.

My father doesn't give a fuck about race at all. He's like fuck all them bitches.

Cringe
Based

my father would disown me

Same thing that happened when I brought a filipina home; I get disowned and written out of the will.

My brother will ask if she has a sister

>Exchange pleasantries
>Father suggests my sister and mother go give her a tour of the estate
>As soon as they are out of earshot he lifts me by the collar and throws me across the room, breaking a table
>Now user, are you ignoring me? Are you? Or is this a sick joke? Two weeks after my 60th birthday where I had made that grand speech of becoming a grandfather soon, you bring home a nigger bitch?
>Un fucking believable, son. I knew I was too nice on you.
>Beats my ass with a broken table leg
>Now I want you to go out there and apologize to that poor woman for wasting her time, and take her home.
>AM I UNDERSTOOD?
>I CAAANT HEEAR YUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SIR YES SIR

Good

They would be happy because she's very attractive.

Seriously doubt this would happen, but still based.

My parents would be overjoyed if I brought home anyone at all by this point.

>thank god son i though you were gay or something

god i wish that were me

If I managed to bring her home to my parents, who gives a FUCK what happens next?

They would seduce her and initiate a house of cards tier orgy

How a white blonde, blue eyed chad be a virgin ? ,Just visit any continent that isn't europe and you would have women lining up to date you

We both run out of the house screaming because some psycho has hauled my dead parents into my apartment.

>holy shit, how much did user pay you?

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"Oh shit son, I thought ur a fag"

>oh, hello! nice to meet you

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>your date starts twerking in ur dads face

wat do u do?

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fuck both of them

Would anyone here actually date a black woman or is this just memeing?

Ofc

How does fucking women abroad help with bringing home a wife?

I would date an ATTRACTIVE black woman, yes.
But she'd have to be somewhat better than the other woman I aim for to compensate.

My dad will take a dump on my back

"well yes the graveyard is my home. here is mom, died from drug overdose, here is dad, died from blunt head trauma, stupid fucker just wouldnt stand still for his 10nth drug shot."

cringe

Start bleaching her at kitchen table in front of all family members

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a) nigs don't live in my country
b) I don't do interracial
c) even if all of the above I'd say to her I'm an orphan

you like it son, you like it?

he'd be glad I found a gf and then make a bunch of un subtle nigger jokes

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Buh buh buh BAAAASED

this

>a) nigs don't live in my country
They do, they are called ''slavic people''

And i reply:
I only hate MALE niggers

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I don't have a father so I guess he would do nothing.
and my mom would probably be in rejoice because he son isn't gay and finally found someone to give her grandkids
and she would compliment me on how fine of a catch I brought home.
obviously I would tell the her to put on a blouse before I show her to my mother.
you might not realize but this sort of stuff is kind of common here. while you are inbredding or getting raped by muhammad I'll be raising my bvll children
based and red pil'd
based and jew pil'd
kek
based and prostitute pil'd
PHEW thank god I don't have a dad
>mmmm uma delicia
poor women want to live in your rich cunt
BASED and bleach pil'd
at least he is a proud father and a proud racist.

Father: Screaming and whining as she's black and has no ligh/fair skin.

Mother: Happy as far as I'm happy.

A learnt man

>a nigger complaining about his nigger son dating a nigger
>a mother loving her son

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I've unironically talked about this with my parents.
They said they'd be disappointed, but would tolerate it as long as I were happy with her.

t. Juan Hernandez

I don't think my parents are racist. At least not my dad, so it's okay.

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they would be happy to know I made a new friend

my father wouldn't care, but my mother would probably try to kill me

I would no longer have a home

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Why do filthy nigresses get my dick so hard

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>thank god, our son is no gay

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I want to feel that on my face

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Imagine being a petit girl and constantly being raped by this woman in jail

Not everyone can afford to fuck off abroad, I can’t even afford to go Scotland let alone somewhere outside U.K.

where can I apply for the job as her professional chair?

My parents act nice but there's lot of awkward unintentional mild racism, my mom begins secretly hating me.

My parents would be glad I’m not gay, but then they’d start with the racist jokes.

They would be happy that im not gay.

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my parents would be very impressed that i found a gf seeing as i've never had one and would be very happy.

dad would be over the moon he probably thinks i’m bent

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