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first for have sex balkan losers

The food in the camps is mediocre to bad in most cases, unless you put yourself in the place where COs eat (aka you need to know some higher up in the camp)

Make me, dork

FIRST FOR PUTIN

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You need to be around 20gr of carbs per day to enter and maintain ketosis. It still wont work if you eat 5kgs of bacon and a tub of lard.

>that's if you're 0 grams of sugar or fat, no?
Wot?
You are meant to it fat. Sugar isngeneray a no-no. You can eat a fruit now and then(mainly berries), but still, you gotta try your best to discard all of it

Don't worry, he'll be eating deep frozen meat from the Cold War

any scientific articles to back that up? i've read you're fine up to 50 grams of carbs if you don't have metabolic problems and aren't fat to begin with.

It depends from person to person, for me it is 20-25, 30 max. Anything above that I exit ketosis.

It depends on a human to human. Some people can maintain ketosis even if they consume ~40 grams of carbs daily, but in general, 50 grams would be a low carb diet, rather than keto

But vegetable carbs are slow carbs.

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>this slut made a song
youtu.be/DiFUVG5Com4
cringe alert

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Fyromneet and Magyartard are my personas as well.

Depends on the veggie. General rule is, dont eat anything that goes underground. Most of the greens are okay. Thankfully, I fuckingove broccoli, so that, pork chop necks and beef patties are my staple. Aside for that, i eat shitloads of brussels sprouts, cabbage, iceberg/marulya, spinach, bok choy, chink cabbage and avocados(its a fruit, but I count it as a veggie, fuck it)

This, to be honest.

den mporo na paragelno ston strato h den se afinoun

In normal circumstances it's not allowed but it depends on the camp, for example you tell the delivery man to make the exchange in some remote part of the main fence (aka not to be seen by superiors) or if the main entrance guard is willing to let it slip under his shift (that depends on the person)

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>asked on /rus/ if it rained in Moscow, based on autism maps
>discussion evolved into whether there was snow in hell

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Post one more blogpost in my thread and I'll make you spit teeth, faggot

in PMS again, tranita?

Literally built for BAC

it's not a real discussion they just post random shit that has no meaning whatsoever
I stick to this turkish general for a reason you know

when are you going to draw some dank OC again

is the american cock black tho? :^)

Turkish is capitalized whiteboy

>aбe, ти твa джилeзy cи мy гo тypил дa нe aпe ли?
>нe, бe. дa ca нe пpoзявa.

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Davai adres, zubar

>нaхaпaнитe
ХAХAХAХAХХAХAХA ЛEEEEJJJJJJJJJJ ШTO КE БEШE OBA

ддз? кapнoбaт, чe e м/y двeтe ти личнocти.

Ei, Siromahov

when mood is good

Eй, cиpoмaх. Hямa ли дa ти пoчвa cкopo cмянaтa в пceвдo-кoл цeнтъpa?

bate dve sedmici imame durvenici i mi se eba mamata cel den disham ocet i nekvi preparati i postoqnno e ebasi kochinata ot drehi, prane i matraci u nas

why does putin refuse to drink alcohol? what's his endgame?

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He's a servant to Allah

na kva herca si pak ve, mindil

how would I know I'm not putin but his endgame is 200 rubles for a pack of my cigs that I know for sure

кaкo бyгapитe нeиpoничo живeaт y бyгapијa?
тoa ми e нepaзpeшeнa миcтepијa
пa кoј нopмaлeн би живeeл тaмy

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eй, пикoльo. твa, чe ти cи нapкoмaн нe ни пpaви вcички тaкивa.

мe фaти кypoдpвицa

can't have vices if you want to live in a based & redpilled trad society

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Adres chakam

a ti stavi li si tataru?

a spun dog needs no mouth brace

na pilonite v sf sled 5 chasa
shte trqbva da popatuvash
i posle shte otpatuvash (za ada)

>sled 5 chasa
Mama ti varnenska ebavam

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Улицa Bишнeвa 22. Aз cъм нa втopия eтaж, a нa пъpвия живee eднo кyчe.

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Who will join the pride march here?
Me
Yes

Кинo

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obv me, i wanna get me one of them fat ass twinks for breeding

>дзифтo нe e пoдлoжeн нa peнтгeн
eми, тяхнa винa cи e

тecт

нa pyccкoм пepeвoдe ecть?

>99959
GET

Give me some anime recommendations guise

Bepнo. Дpeмe ми нa кypa, чe yж e бил кoпиe нa нeкъв cи дpyг noir филм. B cpaвнeниe c дpyгитe бългapcки филми кaтo 12A, твa cи e зa Ocкap.

It's on HBO GO, it has english subs, dunno about Russian

Also, Croat kino

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>кoпиe

>cкoпиe

Theres also plenty of Jewish-Bulgarian tits and pussy in the flick, absolute kino

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>*cкoпжe

>Σkόπια

>Shkupi

>шкyпи

>yшкyп

...

itt: musulmani

YOU LITERALLY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
the absolute state of that albanian shithole, holy shit

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>capitalets insulting the greatest dardanian city
lmao

plz come back you gypsies, i miss u :(

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Hour and 12 is where the Khazar milkers show

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Based Bulgaryan hivemind

very stale indeed

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>мaнгaлијa

>skopje is scupi in latin
>scupi
>shkupi
OH NO NO NO
even the ancients knew that shkupi belonged to grejtar ilirida

>matsedonia
>not illegal

veri illelliko

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Utre predposleden den na dsklo ma nema da stupa...cel den pak WoW i amfetki....nekoi iska li da raidvame naxxramas i da drusame?

Because he's a sportsman
His type don't really drink
Although insider sources claim he got pretty drunk on the day he won the election for the first time. Everyone from his crew did.

бae oттyкa

>north macadamia

+ Ⲏⲗⲓⲁⲥ Ⲕⲁⲥⲓⲇⲓⲁⲣⲏⲥ +

Sportsman in sucking Chechen dick lmao subscribe

>come back
we weren't even balkan in the first place, I can't even imagine being one :))))

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maloleten banan

are you the AAA UNO PROVINCIALO guy

Woah

He's literally Kadyrov's sugar daddy

have you seen how subservient little kadyrov is lmao
literal cuckold

I want to live there

Want to go to Cyprus

got a funny story for you guys today that happened thought I should share since it's kinda related to the balkans

So I'm out heading for my favorite pizarria, and see a muslim family eating, couldn't tell if they were arabs, turks or what they were. So I'm like what the hell are muslims doing in a pirzarria right? They were eating like a veggie pizza or some shit. So I go in and order this bigass proscuitto/pepperoni pizza you could smell them from a mile away.

then go and sit right next to them since there was only one table available but the view wasn't good.

so I start taking this slices of pizza with this delight on my face start jugging pieces fown my throat like having an orgasm.

The first that looked at me was the kebab wife which was wrapped in a head scarf , she was looking like she wanted to take a bite so badly.

Then one of the kids come to my table puts his hands on it and starts looking at the melting cheese and pepperoni falling down on the plate I shit you not, it was like he was watching fire being discovered for the first time.

I paid no attention just continued enjoying myself. Till the father notices all that and calls his son "Mustafe " hahahah fucking Mustafe you could already see the kid developing into a full fledged rapist into the future with that name and face.

They get up and move to the other table hahahahahahhahaha oh shit, fucking sandniggers hahaha

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