Zoomer investment thread

its comfy being a boomer, don't have to pretend to be cool anymore with retarded shit.

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I wish I had an older Jow Forums fren tbqh

hello fellow zoomers anyone play the new halo?

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I am late 1995. I refuse to call myself a zoomer. I can't identify with zoomers. I never even played Fortnite, and dislike the average zoomer's taste in music. And I don't use Snapchat or Instagram.

Fucking kek, this boomer meme is getting out of hand and then the zoomer one comes along to save it

30 yo Boomers
>experienced the golden age of video games (1998-2004) and just wanted to have good fun for himself
>invented internet memes
>browsed the internet when it was still full of hope, innocence, variety and white people
>lived in a world where gender dysphoria and faggotry were still considered mental illnesses as they should
>played in nature or with toy like healthy children should instead of being sticked on a screen
>didn't know what a "SJW" is until their 20s

Zoomers
>only play faggotish F2P skinner boxes for social points
>culturally appropriate boomer's memes but without a third of the creavitiy
>only ever known the internet as full of degenerate porn, shills, insta-thots, blacks, e-celebs with Google and Facebook dominating everything
>think men dressing like women and cutting their dicks is perfectly natural
>don't know how fun it is to play Lego or build a fort with your frens
>SJWs are his school teachers

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Nice post.